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If you were in charge of Newgrounds

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For one day, what would you do with it? I personally would allow music from Audio Portal to play in every area of the site just for kicks.

Response to If you were in charge of Newgrounds 2015-11-17 08:04:10


Sellout while i still can.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to If you were in charge of Newgrounds 2015-11-17 10:31:08


Bring back the hentai ads.
... and have them lead to random hentai art and animation on newgrounds.


PU PI PI PU PI PIII

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Response to If you were in charge of Newgrounds 2015-11-17 11:19:30


Look for different sources of revenue and try to work on additional ways to market and advertise the site. Seriously I would need to think about this question.

Response to If you were in charge of Newgrounds 2015-11-17 11:34:44


At 11/17/15 08:04 AM, Radaketor wrote: Sellout while i still can.

Best response so far. Also I'd bring back animated sigs and remove the ads.


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Response to If you were in charge of Newgrounds 2015-11-17 11:40:18


At 11/17/15 10:14 AM, Vixuzar wrote: I would make myself a mod and then give tom the site back.
Because that would help me in the long run.

B-but then he'd be the admin again and could remove your modship.

At 11/17/15 10:31 AM, YomToxic wrote: Bring back the hentai ads.
... and have them lead to random hentai art and animation on newgrounds.

Hey this is an interesting idea.

At 11/17/15 11:34 AM, Boris-4-U wrote: Also I'd bring back animated sigs and remove the ads.

You can have animated sigs again but they're a perk available for supporters only.
If you remove the ads how will you make money?


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Response to If you were in charge of Newgrounds 2015-11-17 11:55:45


I'd revert the site back to the '07 UI and add support for Game Maker and RPG Maker. I'd also bring back userpage headers.


Give me cash and receive arts!

(thanks for the years of Lulu/Payne r34 my loyal dealers)

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Response to If you were in charge of Newgrounds 2015-11-17 12:15:57


Remove the blatantly strict size limitations... and character limitations


Time to bust a move and get it started. Time's wastin'.

-Mace 2.0

Response to If you were in charge of Newgrounds 2015-11-17 13:06:49


At 11/17/15 11:40 AM, Radaketor wrote: You can have animated sigs again but they're a perk available for supporters only.
If you remove the ads how will you make money?

There must be other ways to make money other than ads. The latter is just the easiest way to do so. Should market to companies about making flash ads, and commercials. Could have users make ads for features, then market those ads to corporate. Fixes a multitude of problems, no more shitty ads, and shitty ads are replaced by intriguing user created content. Just a thought.


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Response to If you were in charge of Newgrounds 2015-11-17 16:39:44


At 11/17/15 04:22 PM, Vixuzar wrote: Speaking of Admins and "Not coming back" Where the hell did @BrenTheMan go? He's been inactive for a while.

I've been super busy with work and I moved. Also, Halo 5 and Black Ops 3...

Response to If you were in charge of Newgrounds 2015-11-17 18:39:53


The movie portal would be nothing but Egoraptor cartoons.

The audio portal would just be those old 10 second ParagonX9 loops. Nothing else.

The art portal would be disbanded.

I'd also make it so when you first go to the site everything is greyed out and you can't see the site until you click a giant PLAY button that takes up the whole screen. After the pro loader entertainment, of course.

Response to If you were in charge of Newgrounds 2015-11-18 07:16:30


At 11/17/15 11:55 AM, Chdonga wrote: I'd revert the site back to the '07 UI and add support for Game Maker and RPG Maker. I'd also bring back userpage headers.

I wanna revert the site as well...


I'll have a rock version of this be the official Newgrounds theme song:

That's because I want a sequel to Newgrounds Rumble that includes more "up-to-date" fan-favorite characters.

Then I'll make myself permanently either a mod or an admin and make the forum rules even stricter than they are right now, so that even lightly trolling a user is a bannable offense, especially if you got out of your way to target that user (for example, calling other users shit would be bannable).

However, I'll also make the forum rules less strict by changing the 10k forum to the "well-behaved users" club, so that having 10k posts would no longer be a requirement. The same goes to any other forum that requires an x amount of posts to view. That way we'll have a literal Gentleman's Club.

There'll also be a new Newgrounds holiday that promotes adult content.

Response to If you were in charge of Newgrounds 2015-11-18 14:41:01


Full on pony furry gay content everywhere.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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There would be an account verification feature which would require a picture of your dick with your name written on it. It would be used to prevent people from making alts because the advanced penis-detection software would spot doubles from a kilometer away unless you're asian then more like a meter or two.


I would bring back the 18+ button and make a literature portal.


Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.

Formerly Schizo-sephy.