You haven't seen me yet.
Motorboating
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I already have. My dad and grandpa got rid of the family boat though, she was getting old and grumpy, didn't always run great.
I'm more into burning rubbers these days.
The Newgrounds Revolution isn't a thing, quit being a pussy.
At 11/3/15 09:46 AM, BloodPact wrote: I'd like to try it someday, wouldn't you?
Only if I'm a stereotypical villain boss smoking cigars while my lackeys present me with suitcases full of money and stereotypical bikini girls are also on the boat.
At 11/3/15 10:21 AM, WahyaRanger2 wrote: I already have. My dad and grandpa got rid of the family boat though, she was getting old and grumpy, didn't always run great.
I'm more into burning rubbers these days.
You mean this sort of burning rubber?
derp
At 11/3/15 07:53 PM, KhanKhendo wrote: Most of you came into this thread thinking of the other kind of motorboat.
I'd sure love to see if any of those people actually post
You haven't seen me yet.
Y'know, I've always had a vague sort of interest in motorboats. I've never owned one, but I live on the Gulf Coast so it's an option...
I've got this project truck sitting in my driveway that I could transplant into a jetboat a'la Roadkill...
Possibilities...
Honestly when it comes to driving around just for the sake of driving around I'd love to pilot a helicopter. That would be more satisfying for me than any boat.
Ecchi first, ask questions never.
At 11/3/15 10:22 AM, Hoodie wrote: I hate the ocean.
There are these smaller bodies of water known as lakes.
A truly prophetic sig...
At 11/3/15 08:00 PM, BloodPact wrote:At 11/3/15 07:53 PM, KhanKhendo wrote: Most of you came into this thread thinking of the other kind of motorboat.I'd sure love to see if any of those people actually post
Well. Shit.
I'm not agoraphobic. I just really hate having to wear pants.
I've already done it. Oh, wait. Your on about the real thing. Never done it. Besides, I hate water.
At 11/3/15 10:21 AM, WahyaRanger2 wrote: My dad and grandpa got rid of the family boat though, she was getting old and grumpy, didn't always run great.
I'm more into burning rubbers these days.
I love a good ol' fashioned double entendre. Don't you?
At 11/3/15 10:42 AM, NeonSpider wrote:At 11/3/15 09:46 AM, BloodPact wrote: I'd like to try it someday, wouldn't you?Only if I'm a stereotypical villain boss smoking cigars while my lackeys present me with suitcases full of money and stereotypical bikini girls are also on the boat.
Since I can't like posts, just picture a big black dude giving you a double thumbs up and a knowing nod. No winking, though. I don't wink.
At 11/4/15 07:31 PM, KingiOgh wrote:At 11/3/15 10:22 AM, Hoodie wrote: I hate the ocean.why?
Because when they were a kid, their parents took them to the opera but the play was about puffins or something and they had an irrational fear of puffins so they begged to leave early. The parents decided that they'd go, and then instead of calling their butler to bring the car around to the front of the auditorium like any sane person would do they instead went through the back alley and there they were confronted by an ocean with a gun, demanding their jewelry. The dad fought back, but he lost and got shot. So Hoodie was left an orphan, alone and hurting, wanting vengeance against the ocean and all crime therein. Then Hoodie remembered how terrifying the puffins were and so cloaked himself or herself in the image of the puffin and now they quite adorably stalk the night as Puffinman or Puffinwoman.
