At 10/23/15 06:39 PM, Nithael wrote: This is the saddest topic on this site.

Nah, fleshlight topics are sadder.

At 10/23/15 06:29 PM, NeonSpider wrote:

At 10/23/15 05:49 PM, MonkeyDLuffy wrote: Agreed. Stretching is better than poking.

It's funny too how many pornstars just have these pencil-dicks until I take into account those are the more typical "large" girths that most people would actually think are big, and most guys are even thinner than that.

And then you have a few people who artificially inject stuff into their dicks to get bigger girth. That's gonna look unnatural though. I think some people use synthol for this -- yeah the same stupidity they use for giving themselves "muscles" without actually having muscles.

I have heard of porn stars injecting something in their dicks, but primarily for erections, not so much size. Lol synthol injections for dicks, that's so clever but sad at the same time xD

With a 9-incher you probably run into the problem with girls where you gotta be careful not to put it in all the way,

most of the time yeah, but really it's just that last inch that's an issue and I'm ok with that. Milfs have no problem with it though. This woman I've been seeing off and on for about 6 years now, she's 11 years older than me by age, but physically she's like 20 I swear, she takes it better than any girl I've ever been with, like, engulfs the whole thing if she really tries, I swear I'd marry her and we've considered it.

except for the girls with cavernous-like vaginas.

I've run into this as well, but that's ok for me as long as they're not sluts or prostitutes or "dirty looking." Ya know? like if she's a nice girl, great values, clean, healthy, who cares if she has a deep pussy if you can fill it?

Very long dicks will run into that problem. Very short dicks will run into the other problem of "is it in yet?"

Sometimes I hope reincarnation isn't real, because if it is I'm statistically more likely to come back with a smaller dick and I don't want to live that way. I'm happy with this life.

At 10/23/15 08:55 AM, MonkeyDLuffy wrote:

At 10/23/15 08:52 AM, BloodPact wrote: He's beat by another guy apparently, or so it seems.

Actually I read about that before making this thread, on top of ALL HIS PROBLEMS, Guinness won't recognize him because 13 inches of it is excess skin. What a horrible life lmao.

Time for a circumcision then.

No one would really want the biggest in the world. It would be an inconvenience and health hazard. Some girls with big floppy vaginas might like it but theyll probably smell like horse. You only want it big enough to reach with your mouth. Add to that some breast implants and you'll never have to leave your house again.

At 10/23/15 10:36 PM, MonkeyDLuffy wrote: I have heard of porn stars injecting something in their dicks, but primarily for erections, not so much size. Lol synthol injections for dicks, that's so clever but sad at the same time xD

Hey man, you never know. There's a lot of people out there who will do a lot of crazy shit. There's people that'll split their dick in two right down the middle, or cut off the head so it's shaft-only. There's even one guy who supposedly cut off his own balls, fried them up, and ate them. There's a lot of weird shit out there.

But hey, I mean, what someone chooses to do with their body is their choice. I support their right to make whatever body mod choices they desire. I do agree it's a bit sad in some cases but it's none of my business really.

I support personal freedoms, and in order to remain consistent with that position means if someone wants to totally mess themselves up, I'm not against it. I'm not for it either. It's just none of my business is all.

At 10/24/15 06:40 AM, NeonSpider wrote: There's people that'll split their dick in two right down the middle, or cut off the head so it's shaft-only. There's even one guy who supposedly cut off his own balls, fried them up, and ate them. There's a lot of weird shit out there.

Wu tang clan got nothin to fuck with.

At 10/23/15 01:55 PM, MonkeyDLuffy wrote: used to be a shark and therefore had two penises

Actually, you didn't, since you were the PussyShark.

#worstnamechange2015

At 10/24/15 01:18 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 10/23/15 01:55 PM, MonkeyDLuffy wrote: used to be a shark and therefore had two penises

Actually, you didn't, since you were the PussyShark.

#worstnamechange2015

It's all part of the plan. It's smart advertising.
Think about it bro- have a great product, remove it from shelves and replace it with a shittier product. People realize how great the previous product was and yearn for it and 2, 3 quarters down the road you re-release it and it does better.
Why do you think I made that topic about the name change KNOWING I might get in trouble for it? I know what I'm doing I'm not stupid lol. A 3 day ban would have been worth forcefully embedding myself in other's memories. You can already tell it's sorta working.
Just wait. One day, one random day, I'm gonna come back as pussyshark, and people will welcome me 10 fold and make me mod.

At 10/23/15 08:31 PM, Kwing wrote: It would be really shitty to be known for something like that. You would never be recognized or taken seriously for anything else.

And this gif would haunt you forever.

At 10/23/15 01:46 PM, Slint wrote:

At 10/23/15 12:14 PM, MonkeyDLuffy wrote:

At 10/23/15 11:50 AM, wolfe wrote: I'm 11 inches

As a man with a 9 inch penis

This place truly is a magical place.

Implying anyone on Newgrounds is under 8 inches

Why do you think we all come here in the first place; even the women here are hung af

At 10/24/15 03:02 PM, MonkeyDLuffy wrote: Just wait. One day, one random day, I'm gonna come back as pussyshark, and people will welcome me 10 fold and make me mod.

I hope so.

At 10/23/15 10:04 PM, someaveragechap wrote:
Nah, fleshlight topics are sadder.

Why the shit are there so many of those

At 10/26/15 05:25 AM, Nithael wrote:

At 10/23/15 10:04 PM, someaveragechap wrote:
Nah, fleshlight topics are sadder.

Why the shit are there so many of those

I don't want to know. There are some things I feel I'd be happier not knowing. Ignorance may not be bliss, but knowledge sure as hell doesn't promise happiness.

At 10/25/15 12:06 PM, Homicidee wrote:

At 10/25/15 11:57 AM, Vixuzar wrote: It only sounds like something to be proud of when you yourself think that you have a small penis.
Because obviously if you have a penis with an acceptable size you wouldn't even care about how big it is and you wouldn't even consider it something to be proud of. It'd be a pretty normal thing to you.

In terms of reality, It doesn't matter If you have a small dick, a big one or an average one. Males think It's something to be proud of which it isn't really. If you know how to please a female then who gives a fuck about having a big dick? Next thing you know they'll create a thread of who's circumcised and whos uncircumcised.

Hence the importance of foreplay? That would explain why a lot of people may have misconceptions about sex if all they're getting their sex education from is porn.

...This topic got almost 3 pages..?

The fuck's wrong with you guys?..

At 10/26/15 05:28 AM, someaveragechap wrote:

At 10/26/15 05:25 AM, Nithael wrote:
Why the shit are there so many of those

I don't want to know. There are some things I feel I'd be happier not knowing. Ignorance may not be bliss, but knowledge sure as hell doesn't promise happiness.

Amen to that.

hahaha

lolwut

At 11/10/15 10:45 AM, MuramasasEdge wrote: hahaha

lolwut

I used this meme on facebook recently, brilliant way to piss people off lmao.

the biggest penis in the world is way bigger than that.

That's not even that 'big'. Yeah it's huge, but at the same time, it seems like most guys who I know are damn near that big... 9-10 inches.

they brag

The last time I checked "Guinness World Records", the longest penis was some anonymous person who's penis was 10.6 inches. I really doubt this.

At 11/11/15 10:46 AM, Ericho wrote: 10.6 inches...

At 11/10/15 08:37 PM, swaenK wrote: That's not even that 'big'...

I know right, you'd figure 13.5 inches would be an 'occasional rarity.' But the biggest in the world? I mean anytime you see a Guinness World Book of Records record it's typically some Ripley's Believe it or Not type shit, but I myself am 4.5 inches under that.

This ALSO means that a lot of porn stars out there are FAKING it or have FAKE DICKS. Those FUCKING LIARS LIED TO ME.

I guess most people in the world just have small dicks.