So it's 9:30pm on a cloudy night, you're in your bedroom or office, you are browsing your computer until you hear some shuffling, you ignore it at first, until it becomes more frequent and it grows louder and more frantic, you look around and find nothing, you resume browsing or fapping, whatever floats your boat.
You suddenly hear a window open accompanied by a sound of a sudden high pitched squeal.
You turn to the sound and you see this looking right at you.
What do you do/say/react?
Bolt out of the room, lock myself in the bathroom. Decide from there what I'd do next.
I punch it in its stupid face.
Seriously, back in high school (assuming you're an adult) do you remember that kid that had that face you just couldn't stand?
Like, that annoying kid who did and said annoying things and had that annoying face that just didn't sit right with you.
THAT is that face, and I would fucking break it if it had the balls to show itself in MY FUCKING HOUSE.
At 9/29/15 09:29 PM, PussyShark wrote: I punch it in its stupid face.
Seriously, back in high school (assuming you're an adult) do you remember that kid that had that face you just couldn't stand?
Like, that annoying kid who did and said annoying things and had that annoying face that just didn't sit right with you.
THAT is that face, and I would fucking break it if it had the balls to show itself in MY FUCKING HOUSE.
There were some kids like that, but I'd really showed pity than contempt, but yeah he was fat had glasses, looked just like the monster now that I think of it. I guess he's just misunderstood.
I wan't to make up a story but the longer i think about what i would do the more i realize that i have no fucking clue.
At 9/29/15 09:21 PM, killerjeff wrote: What do you do/say/react?
"i am 12 and what is this"
I'd ask him to tell me a story about how he lost his antler
"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"
if i saw a human being in my house i didn't know I would beat the shit out of them. some fruit bat dressed as some pantomime freak straight out of a creepy pasta is going to the hospital after sticking his head in my window.
the length of the hospital stay depends upon what blunt weapon i happen to have in my hands at that time.
At 9/30/15 01:37 AM, Bit wrote: I'd catch it so it has to grant me three wishes.
my three wishes
first: perfect health.
second: a well supplied survival bunker
third: the zombie apocalypse.
I have a loaded .357 magnum my father bought me, you do the math.
Ecchi first, ask questions never.
At 9/30/15 01:44 AM, Phantom-pen wrote:At 9/30/15 01:37 AM, Bit wrote: I'd catch it so it has to grant me three wishes.my three wishes
first: perfect health.
second: a well supplied survival bunker
third: the zombie apocalypse.
My three wishes:
First: I wish that Kim Possible and Bailey Jay were real so they could be my wifes.
Second/Third: Just the same wish again.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
Offer it Doritos and Mountain Dew and blow an air horn.
The Newgrounds Revolution isn't a thing, quit being a pussy.
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