I want to break up with my girlfriend but I don't know how. She's my first girlfriend, so Ive never had to do this before.
People of the bbs, HELP ME! I don't know how to do this! Keep in mind that She lives in another town so I can only text her.
How to break up with a girl?
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Let's see if the almighty @tomfulp has any suggestions.
At 9/12/15 11:24 AM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: I want to break up with my girlfriend
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At 9/12/15 12:49 PM, Hoodie wrote:At 9/12/15 12:04 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: Let's see if the almighty @tomfulp has any suggestions.
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At 9/12/15 12:50 PM, YomToxic wrote:At 9/12/15 11:24 AM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: I want to break up with my girlfriendAmputation is a simple surgery, but it'll make life difficult for you. Eh, you have your reasons.
Damn, I just got rekt.
At 9/12/15 12:04 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: Let's see if the almighty @tomfulp has any suggestions.
This is not one of my talents.
At 9/12/15 01:19 PM, TomFulp wrote:At 9/12/15 12:04 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: Let's see if the almighty @tomfulp has any suggestions.This is not one of my talents.
Well, this is a surprise. He answered.
Now, If she is a bitch, like "I will kill you if you break up.", do this:
At 9/12/15 11:32 AM, Cordyceps wrote: Text her that you're breaking up, then turn your phone off for two days, and avoid going outside for a month
the only adult way to handle it, really
If she is a normal girl, just straight up tell her that you dont feel confortable with the relationship anymore, and state your reasons, if youd like.
You could only tell her you want to break up and avoid any questions, but that usually leads to a bad post relationship.
At 9/12/15 01:19 PM, TomFulp wrote:At 9/12/15 12:04 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: Let's see if the almighty @tomfulp has any suggestions.This is not one of my talents.
It's PomFlimp himself!
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
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At 9/12/15 01:23 PM, Joestar wrote:
If she is a normal girl, just straight up tell her that you dont feel confortable with the relationship anymore, and state your reasons, if youd like.
You could only tell her you want to break up and avoid any questions, but that usually leads to a bad post relationship.
Thanks, man. I appreciate the help.
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Best way is to do it in person, secretly record the conversation so that way if she assaults you, you have evidence.
You haven't seen me yet.
take her out for coffee and then dump her while waiting in line so you don't gotta pay for her shit.
just say "hey i don't really want to date you anymore k?"
At 9/12/15 02:33 PM, Xenomit wrote: Have fun experimenting, do things you think will make her break up with you to find out what you can get away with.
Be mean to her a lot, act arrogant, be overly sexual by doing stuff like groping her ass occasionally, just be a general asshole.
It's gotten to the point that I can't tell if you're joking or you're just a really terrible human being.
The Newgrounds Revolution isn't a thing, quit being a pussy.
At 9/12/15 12:04 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: Let's see if the almighty @tomfulp has any suggestions.
Tom was so bad at breaking up that he ended up married.
At 9/12/15 06:10 PM, Makakaov wrote:At 9/12/15 12:04 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: Let's see if the almighty @tomfulp has any suggestions.Tom was so bad at breaking up that he ended up married.
This shouldn't be funny but it is.
The Newgrounds Revolution isn't a thing, quit being a pussy.
Tell her that you think that her sister is kinda pretty.
You won't need to do the breaking up.
maybe you can talk about how shitty long distance relationships are
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Become increasingly distant towards her. Since she lives in a different town that should be really easy. Just don't respond to her texts.
Well there's always the tried and proven method...
a classic way to cut ties with a lover you don't want to be with anymore.
Ecchi first, ask questions never.
Also you should totally hook up with her mom instead. Or her dad if you've decided that you're into that sort of thing.
Don't be a coward. At least do it over the phone, and for shit's sake don't hesitate to tell your partner how you feel. What does that say about your relationship? Probably that it's already over. Be firm but gentle and make it clear that it's not going to work.
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At 9/12/15 11:55 PM, Chdonga wrote: Become increasingly distant towards her. Since she lives in a different town that should be really easy. Just don't respond to her texts.
Ironically, she hasn't responded to any of my texts for the past week.
"Let's break up lol"
At 9/13/15 02:02 AM, NEOSLAYRE wrote:At 9/12/15 11:55 PM, Chdonga wrote: Become increasingly distant towards her. Since she lives in a different town that should be really easy. Just don't respond to her texts.Ironically, she hasn't responded to any of my texts for the past week.
She's gonna break up with you. Problem solved.
Well OP since you two are gonna break up can we get some nudes of that girl?
At 9/12/15 06:10 PM, Makakaov wrote:At 9/12/15 12:04 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: Let's see if the almighty @tomfulp has any suggestions.Tom was so bad at breaking up that he ended up married.
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