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Happy Memorial Day, United States

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Happy Memorial Day, United States 2015-09-07 13:55:55


For those of you living in the States, how you celebrating the closing weekend and day of the economic summer season.

Are you camping, picnicking, or maybe working every day Friday - Monday to feed the corporate machine in celebration of the work ethics this great country was founded on?

Discuss.


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Response to Happy Memorial Day, United States 2015-09-07 14:07:57


I think you mean Labor Day.
I am celebrating by not working.
Meow.


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Response to Happy Memorial Day, United States 2015-09-07 14:12:49


At 9/7/15 02:07 PM, HandsomeCat wrote: I think you mean Labor Day.

You're right, I've ruined everything.

How could I get that confused, one is a respected holiday and one is Labor Day.


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I'll drink some beer and think about all the people that died in war.

@TailsPrower , you aren't allowed to die until I do. Same for you @Monster-64 chan. @Gremlin be well! Even though you're not a US citizen and stuff. Here's a nice lady.

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Response to Happy Memorial Day, United States 2015-09-07 14:25:12


At 9/7/15 02:13 PM, someaveragechap wrote: I'll drink some beer and think about all the people that died in war.

I posted the wrong holiday, lol.


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Response to Happy Memorial Day, United States 2015-09-07 14:28:46


At 9/7/15 02:25 PM, WahyaRanger2 wrote:
At 9/7/15 02:13 PM, someaveragechap wrote: I'll drink some beer and think about all the people that died in war.
I posted the wrong holiday, lol.

The mistake would of been much more glaring if you posted "Merry Christmas, United States" or "Happy Easter, United States"

Besides, it's probably a common mistake to confuse Memorial Day with Labor Day.

Response to Happy Memorial Day, United States 2015-09-07 14:32:01


My workplace recently got on some "work share" program, so I'm getting paid 66% of my wages to sit on my ass despite being scheduled off anyway. I'm sure it doesn't interact with time and a half from it being a holiday, but I can't complain about free money.


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Response to Happy Memorial Day, United States 2015-09-07 14:32:04


At 9/7/15 02:25 PM, WahyaRanger2 wrote:
At 9/7/15 02:13 PM, someaveragechap wrote: I'll drink some beer and think about all the people that died in war.
I posted the wrong holiday, lol.

I'm still going to drink beer and think about all the people that died at work.

Response to Happy Memorial Day, United States 2015-09-07 14:37:08


At 9/7/15 02:32 PM, someaveragechap wrote: I'm still going to drink beer and think about all the people that died at work.

The most glorious of deaths; having a heart attack from sitting 10 hours a day for 20 years and shitting yourself in such a way you disgust your coworkers one last time.

"I'm not trying to give him CPR, he smells like ass."

Truely this is the most patriotic aspect of the American dream.

I firmly wish to die this way.


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Response to Happy Memorial Day, United States 2015-09-07 14:43:05


At 9/7/15 02:13 PM, someaveragechap wrote: @TailsPrower , you aren't allowed to die until I do.

I'll die whenever I damn please! Be it Labor Day or otherwise.


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to Happy Memorial Day, United States 2015-09-07 15:05:26


At 9/7/15 03:02 PM, dem0lecule wrote: Happy Labour day. O my Canucks!

What do you guys celebrate it in Canada too?

Didn't even know.


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Response to Happy Memorial Day, United States 2015-09-07 15:13:25


At 9/7/15 03:09 PM, dem0lecule wrote: How could you forget your lovely neighbour from the North?

When they come shopping Buffalo, I try to.

At 9/7/15 03:07 PM, Piggler wrote: which I will post later in this thread.

God that's charming.


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Response to Happy Memorial Day, United States 2015-09-07 15:20:41


At 9/7/15 03:16 PM, dem0lecule wrote: So you live in that shithole Buffalo, 2nd Detroit? How come?

It's only survived because you guys keep the economy aloft.

I was born here and might as well stay until I get lung cancer and keel.


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At 9/7/15 03:21 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: hello I am from the city of Cow

Mistranslated fron French term "beautiful river", never even any bison lived here.

Shows how retarded it is here.

But I'm confused why you people are acting like it's the first time I've mentioned it.


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Response to Happy Memorial Day, United States 2015-09-07 15:34:25


At 9/7/15 03:28 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: you never let a chance like that slip pasture

I don't even live in the city limits, and most town surrounding Buffalo are named after Native American terms or heritage.

Better not get too froggy or @Chdonga will help me toss hands


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Response to Happy Memorial Day, United States 2015-09-07 15:40:58


At 9/7/15 03:39 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I don't feel that my "slip pasture" pun got the attention it deserves

Gosh, is everyone in England so whiny and entitled.


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Response to Happy Memorial Day, United States 2015-09-07 15:44:41


At 9/7/15 03:43 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: yes

Lol


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Response to Happy Memorial Day, United States 2015-09-07 18:42:29


I'm celebrating by wasting my time on newgrounds, also watching some bad-ass Tarantino flicks.

Response to Happy Memorial Day, United States 2015-09-07 22:36:51


At 9/7/15 10:12 PM, Piggler wrote: Today was a good day.

You won't dump it on some random girl though.


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Response to Happy Memorial Day, United States 2015-09-07 22:58:04


At 9/7/15 10:41 PM, Piggler wrote: Is that a challenge?

It is.

I want video proof.

You must use the same jar with the label, and them confirm through either voice or some kind of written sign in the video that you are Piggler from Newgrounds.

I'll be waiting.


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Response to Happy Memorial Day, United States 2015-09-07 23:38:29


I celebrated Arbor Day by buying a shitton of button-downs from Amvets. Good fucking deals.


Give me cash and receive arts!

(thanks for the years of Lulu/Payne r34 my loyal dealers)

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Response to Happy Memorial Day, United States 2015-09-08 03:15:28


At 9/7/15 01:55 PM, WahyaRanger2 wrote: For those of you living in the States, how you celebrating the closing weekend and day of the economic summer season.

I'm busy packing to leave the farm permanently, it's okay, I confuse Labor/Memorial day's dates too.

Are you camping, picnicking, or maybe working every day Friday - Monday to feed the corporate machine in celebration of the work ethics this great country was founded

We all feed the corporate machine, unless you're Amish, a Luddite, or off the (electrical) grid.


Vault 101 I have many old and deleted Flash submissions, PM me the filename, maybe I got it.

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Response to Happy Memorial Day, United States 2015-09-08 11:06:33


At 9/7/15 10:41 PM, Piggler wrote:
At 9/7/15 10:36 PM, WahyaRanger2 wrote: You won't dump it on some random girl though.
Is that a challenge?

Hey stupid. Don't do that.

That assault and you're gonna get your ass kicked and/or arrested. Then possibly labeled as a sexual predator where your teeth will be kicked in periodically by dudes that have a problem with predators such as yourself, for the rest of your shit life.

Response to Happy Memorial Day, United States 2015-09-08 12:16:09


At 9/8/15 11:06 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Hey stupid. Don't do that.

Buzzkill


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