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I have no friends

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I have no friends 2015-08-27 14:35:51


Discuss.

Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 14:38:16


I can be your friend!


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Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 14:39:34


Not even an imaginary friend?


"It's taking all my might to restrain from dick riding." - HomicidalFrog

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Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 14:43:43


Why is it so difficult for many of us to make friends IRL?


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 14:54:01


Screw friends. Kill everyone!

Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 14:56:45


Usually costs money to go out your door, unless you fancy loitering. If you don't have a job, there's no reason to go outside.

If you DO have a job, yeah sometimes the ppl you work with are squares.. but you can still seek out places where ppl your own age are (or have to be). Chatting someone up at work when things are slow, is a good idea.


Vault 101 I have many old and deleted Flash submissions, PM me the filename, maybe I got it.

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Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 15:03:18 (edited 2015-08-27 15:03:42)


At 8/27/15 02:43 PM, Painbringer wrote: Why is it so difficult for many of us to make friends IRL?

For me it's mainly because I am not into sports, religion, most television/movies, or bars, so that eliminates what - 95% of the social activities most people are involved in?

Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 15:05:19


I don't have them either, not feeling so special anymore, huh?


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Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 15:07:03


I have no friends, but I have the internet. The internet is better than a 1,000 friends.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 15:09:06


I'd be your friend, but I prefer to be alone.

Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 15:16:12


Having friends is way overrated. You are better off alone.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 15:21:07


Who needs friends? All they want to do is barrow money,smoke your weed, damage your shit and not replace it, and get free rides

Fuck 'friends', unless your one of the female ones cuzh at least we can possibly have secks


Are you not Entertained ?!?

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Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 15:24:58


At 8/27/15 03:16 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Having friends is way overrated. You are better off alone.

Do you think you're better off alone?


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Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 17:26:36


Hey man, if you're not a jerk and like to do fun things, anyone will be your friend!

I'll even be your friend!

Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 18:09:36


At 8/27/15 05:28 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: This is the first time in a long time I felt like I had a lot in common with many people.

Users on NewGrounds are too smart and cool to have friends. Only losers have friends.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 18:14:13


At 8/27/15 02:43 PM, Painbringer wrote: Why is it so difficult for many of us to make friends IRL?

Because I suck ass at talking to people and my social anxiety keeps on getting worse.


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Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 18:19:12


They got it right on the song you just sent.

Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 18:43:54


I dont has friends...thats why I play smash bros with AI's...those guys are horrible friends, they never let me win

Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 18:56:17


This is why we come to the bbs, we're all loners in one way or another

Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 18:56:18


Do i mean NOTHING to you?

I have no friends


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 19:17:35


At 8/27/15 06:14 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: Because I suck ass at talking to people and my social anxiety keeps on getting worse.

I feel like it's my duty to get you out there into the real world - Someday.

During my teens I would shake standing in front of the cash register. Or worse: In front of a random group of strangers who just started talking to me.

Now a days I can walk at night without worry.


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Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 20:09:27


At 8/27/15 02:43 PM, Painbringer wrote: Why is it so difficult for many of us to make friends IRL?

because we're all weirdos and share few of the interests of the moronic masses.

Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 20:20:37


At 8/27/15 03:03 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:
At 8/27/15 02:43 PM, Painbringer wrote: Why is it so difficult for many of us to make friends IRL?
For me it's mainly because I am not into sports, religion, most television/movies, or bars, so that eliminates what - 95% of the social activities most people are involved in?

jesus christ dude the majority of people aren't nearly as vapid as you think they are lol

if one has absolutely zero friends it's because they have a sh*tty personality


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Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 21:19:31


At 8/27/15 03:27 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Create an imaginary friend.

what if he's to old for imaginary friends?

Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 21:29:52


Here, have this little faggot as a friend. Why? Because as soon as you'll murder him and rape his severed skull, you'll see the value of lonership once more... *hands you the picrelated piece of $H!T...*

I have no friends


If Friendship is truly Magic, then I'm little more than a muggle in this regard...

Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 23:06:36


At 8/27/15 08:20 PM, S3C wrote: jesus christ dude the majority of people aren't nearly as vapid as you think they are lol

I never said anyone was vapid.

Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 23:39:20


Yeah, i'm a goth!


"let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is...fear itself" - FDR


"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." -George Santayana

Response to I have no friends 2015-08-27 23:55:19


At 8/27/15 11:39 PM, Bmwd wrote: Yeah, i'm a goth!

You should have plenty of friends that smoke cloves and drink coffee all night at Denny's.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to I have no friends 2015-08-28 00:28:00


I can be your friend ;)

Response to I have no friends 2015-08-28 00:59:28 (edited 2015-08-28 00:59:53)


i just want to let you guys know that if y'all was killed tomorrow I wouldn't be at any of your funerals

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