At 8/26/15 05:39 PM, Jercurpac wrote:
Humphrey Bogart smoked and he was categorically not a loser. He died a horrible cancer related death like a real man and it was all thanks to smoking.
Seriously. You know who didn't smoke? HItler. Hitler didn't smoke. He was also vegetarian.
At 8/26/15 05:43 PM, Bit wrote:
That's because smoking is for people who hate themselves, FunkBRS.
And you don't hate yourself. You hate everyone who isn't yourself.
This is a place where I am often misunderstood. Hate comes from inside. Self hate is the first step to self improvement. Can you ever truly hate someone else if you don't hate yourself first?
At 8/26/15 05:44 PM, Makakaov wrote:
Is that some kind of satire thread
Satire? Sarcasm? Totally not my thing. I'm powerfully serial on this.
, or you're just trying to explain to us why you're not a mod anymore?
Two words, no spaces: IRONFIST.
If it's the first one, I really am intrigued what's the point, on a forum full of douchebags like me, who don't appreceate truly intelligent jokes?
I don't think you understand how much I want to be cool and smoke cigarettes. I mean, there's even a brand CALLED "Kool". Is there a "Kool" brand of air? NO. NO THERE ISN'T. At 8/26/15 05:39 PM, Jercurpac wrote:
Humphrey Bogart smoked and he was categorically not a loser. He died a horrible cancer related death like a real man and it was all thanks to smoking.
Seriously. You know who didn't smoke? HItler. Hitler didn't smoke. He was also vegetarian.
At 8/26/15 05:43 PM, Bit wrote:
That's because smoking is for people who hate themselves, FunkBRS.
And you don't hate yourself. You hate everyone who isn't yourself.
This is a place where I am often misunderstood. Hate comes from inside. Self hate is the first step to self improvement. Can you ever truly hate someone else if you don't hate yourself first?
At 8/26/15 05:44 PM, Makakaov wrote:
Is that some kind of satire thread
Satire? Sarcasm? Totally not my thing. I'm powerfully serial on this.
, or you're just trying to explain to us why you're not a mod anymore?
Two words, no spaces: IRONFIST.
If it's the first one, I really am intrigued what's the point, on a forum full of douchebags like me, who don't appreceate truly intelligent jokes?
I don't think you understand how much I want to be cool and smoke cigarettes. I mean, there's even a brand CALLED "Kool". Is there a "Kool" brand of air? NO. NO THERE ISN'T.
At 8/26/15 05:57 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
If I forget my smokes anywhere it is a literal fucking emergency. Precious few things would delay their replacement, nothing would stop it.
Like an inexorable force of beast nature. I must become this beast.
Light one up right now and suck all that liberty DEEP into your chest.
You think I should try to bum one in the parking lot? I need to get a pouch of rollies, because true cowboys roll their own.
At 8/26/15 05:59 PM, Entice wrote:
You get addicted faster if you smoke them rectally
Finally. Thank you for your actually HELPFUL advice.