Shit people do..

[Avery]

That pisses you off, and they do it on purpose.

1. i hate at it when you say something stupid/mean to a woman, whether it would be in a relationship or your own family member, stare at the side of your fucking head. You saying something stupid, she gets pissed, and you look dead ahead; you can feel her staring at you. I even try to change the subject, she'll just ignore it and keep staring at me with those fucking marbles. It gets to the point where it feels like she's burning the side of your face. It's 10x when she's hot. I just sit there looking stupid as fuck trying not to glance at her angry eyes.

[Avery]

At 8/11/15 05:37 PM, saqwert wrote: Dont put up with that shit bruh. If a bitch looks in my general direction she's gonna get punched square in the jaw

Nah fam, get a olive for, pork her eye out, and penetrate her eyehole.

[BioSlade]

Haha Those moments where the eyeballs gather the sun's energy just to shoot a energy beam right through the back of your skull. Ive had em before. I stopped given a shit to it. lul

[generalwinter]

I'm not a fan of people saying "whatever" when you ask if they are ok.

[EDylan]

When you're walking in the street and people slow down.

[someaveragechap]

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

People that don't flush the toilet. What the hell.

[SatanBrain]

Are you angry at your own incompetence to deal with despisal?

[TheGamechanger]

People who don't believe you even if you are legitimately telling the truth.

[someaveragechap]

At 8/11/15 10:43 PM, saqwert wrote:

At 8/11/15 10:03 PM, someaveragechap wrote: I've said it before and I'll say it again.

People that don't flush the toilet. What the hell.

One time my roommate forgot to flush and my other roommate got mad, we could hear him screaming in the bathroom. So we deliberately stopped flushing the toilet after shits and had zero pussy in our rooms the whole year

I take it you flushed when you got in before doing your business right? The thought of taking a shit on a shit and then just leaving it there lurking makes me nauseous.

[Radaketor]

At 8/11/15 10:54 PM, SadisticAphid60 wrote: If she's angry at you she probably wants the D.

You must be new here, nobody wants Avery's d.

[Luette]

People who come to eat in a restaurant but are completely clueless about what they want to eat. Who complain that it takes too long but they themselves are stalling everyone when it's their turn. Try to skip their turn to let them think about it and they throw a tantrum.

[ArcadeDominator]

My younger brothers. Reverse psychology does not work on them. They know what pisses me off. I have won battles, he has won battles, but no one won the war. Until my parents announce who won the war.

[Avery]

At 8/12/15 08:15 AM, Radaketor wrote:

At 8/11/15 10:54 PM, SadisticAphid60 wrote: If she's angry at you she probably wants the D.

You must be new here, nobody wants Avery's d.

Yeah nobody wants hair in their braces.

[PussyShark]

If you do it right, girls actually like it.
What a strange epiphany in my life it was when I learned that women actually enjoy being fucked with/playfully bullied.
I think it's the nature of the vagina. Girls want to fuck you when you frusterate them. The implied confidence is what really seals the deal though.

"Girls always go for the assholes then get burned in the end, they never go for us nice guys"- Yep. That's the nature of this game, pussy. Adapt or die.

[Denton]

At 8/12/15 05:38 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote: when the maintenance man sabatoges the vending machine and i get lemon-lime instead of orange.

also, when @denton shoots me in the face instead of using my unatco killphrase.

seriously though, i couldnt be gunther if i tried.

i'm more like a fearless, unoffendable version of alex jacobson or joseph manderley.

an idea like being gunther herman, it crossed my mind i have to admit. but i would've been caught.

i cannot control a man's mind.. and i refuse to be pushed into some obscure bureaucratic cubbyhole.

This guy gets it. Finally someone who understands me! 10\10 post sir.

Have this

[Zombified]

When people walk behind me in public. (The rare occasion I do go out)
People who cut in lines that are clearly established.
"Anything you can do I can do better" type of people.

The list could go on...

[Avery]

At 8/12/15 07:43 PM, PussyShark wrote: If you do it right, girls actually like it.
What a strange epiphany in my life it was when I learned that women actually enjoy being fucked with/playfully bullied.
I think it's the nature of the vagina. Girls want to fuck you when you frusterate them. The implied confidence is what really seals the deal though.

I did play bully for awhile. Until I got told on for the 658654395939539294th time.

[DM692]

1. Not leaving toilet paper (like wtf)
2. Annoyingly repetitive complaining
3. Being lazy
4. Being satisfied with being stagnant at a life stage they're not happy at
5. Excessively loud burping
6. Not being open-minded

[TheMadWasp]

When people say yo mama jokes. The whole "ur mum" or "yo mama is so..." thing is so unoriginal and irritating.

[Lazydaemon]

Ah, well you see, I don't TAKE shit from people. I make life hell for anyone who tries. I don't do awkward embarassment. I don't fold under pressure. I get angry. I have no patience for this. There is no way to actually get away with that with me, because if you're pulling that shit, it's YOUR problem and I'm gonna MAKE IT your problem.