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quick help 2015-07-28 19:17:38


Recently I've fallen on tough times. I came out to my parents and they promptly threw me out of the house. Now im jobless, gay and Jewish.

What do I do to make ends meet?


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Response to quick help 2015-07-28 19:21:14


Are you for real?

That sucks, you haven't got any friends you could crash with?

Response to quick help 2015-07-28 19:46:35


At 7/28/15 07:17 PM, cheese-man wrote: gay and Jewish.

Looks like you hit the diversity jackpot friend


As a southern straight white male cyclist, I'm probably the most hated person in America right now

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Response to quick help 2015-07-28 19:54:29


Don't feel too bad, OP. There are plenty of really cool people who were jewish. Did you know Leonard Nimoy was jewish?

See? Things aren't so bad.

Response to quick help 2015-07-28 22:20:24


Make a living off crying oppreshun.


Check out the Flash RPG I made in 2024. It takes about 25 minutes to complete.

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Response to quick help 2015-07-28 22:47:47


You could possibly be the most successful hooker there is.

Response to quick help 2015-07-28 22:59:01


At 7/28/15 07:17 PM, cheese-man wrote: gay and Jewish.

You're beyond our power


did you fall from the sky love

kik me baby

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Response to quick help 2015-07-28 23:04:10


Opening up your own bagel shop seems like your best bet!

I'm serious your gay and jewish you will be fine

Response to quick help 2015-07-29 00:02:08


stay with a friend, worst case scenario look into homeless shelters in the area, work on finding a job. if you were young enough to still be living at your parents place you should have no trouble finding work as your background is most likely spotless.
work up the chain. work hard, claw, figure your life out, where you want to be in 5 years, think about it at night, lose sleep over it. This is your life, get motivated somehow and take control!

Response to quick help 2015-07-29 01:35:10


You can't be jewish and gay. It just doesn't make sense.
It's like saying you are catholic and lesbo.
How does it work?

Response to quick help 2015-07-29 01:59:52


You don't have a job and somebody who will put you up until you can make ends meet? Like other family or friends?


You haven't seen me yet.