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Do they work? Would you use them if they did?


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Response to Penis pills 2015-07-21 03:06:00


At 7/21/15 02:49 AM, poinl wrote: Do they work? Would you use them if they did?

There are two types, Viagra which is an actual medical treatment for certain ailments and is most commonly known for its ability to cause hard lasting erections. And shit that does nothing.

In the shit that does nothing category we have:
Herbal remedies meant to increase sex life which don't do anything more than placebo
Pills or devices to "make your penis bigger" which are pathetic scams which sadly people still seem to believe can exist.

As for would I use them. I trust this is towards Viagra based medication then yes sure if I needed to I would. Hopefully I won't need to.


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Response to Penis pills 2015-07-21 04:30:49


You could get the same result if you hang medium weights on your dick while you stand up

Response to Penis pills 2015-07-21 04:43:54 (edited 2015-07-21 04:45:05)


At 7/21/15 04:30 AM, FoAngel wrote: You could get the same result if you hang medium weights on your dick while you stand up

This is a proven method and I have myself tried it and had success. Much rejoice to my wife. You to can satisfy your wife. Order the Dick weights now. Only 99.99$

You'll feel the difference


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Response to Penis pills 2015-07-21 08:21:07


I thought viagra made your balls smaller?


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Response to Penis pills 2015-07-21 08:25:09


Not sure what they are. Theres ones that make your dick bigger and to make it hard. If you feel you need them or your dick doesnt work, go try it. Im sure they do something. Only if you plan to have sex.


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Response to Penis pills 2015-07-21 12:46:41


At 7/21/15 02:49 AM, poinl wrote: Do they work? Would you use them if they did?

please take some and post results

Response to Penis pills 2015-07-21 12:52:51 (edited 2015-07-21 13:04:03)


I wish my penis was bigger, but it's also not tiny so whatever.

Besides, women are much more emotional and accepting and don't care about things like wealth, looks, and sex organ size. They care about kindness and what's inside, unlike the patriarch pigs.

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Response to Penis pills 2015-07-22 21:48:10


At 7/21/15 02:49 AM, poinl wrote: Do they work? Would you use them if they did?

I tried one of those pills you see over the counter. It was called 3kD.

The pill suppose to make you have stronger erections and also last longer.

Unfortunately, that first night, it just sped up my heart right where I felt dizzy and chest pounding. no sexual result.
The next day, I had trouble getting a boner down until it passed through my system.

Overall, those pills don't work and have side effects you really don't want. If you want something natural, just stick to vitamins or gensing.


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Response to Penis pills 2015-07-22 21:52:24


Well I have a friend that used a Viagra, and he had a boner for 3 hours... So yeah it works.
But I won't try it.


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Response to Penis pills 2015-07-22 21:59:57 (edited 2015-07-22 22:00:29)


At 7/21/15 02:49 AM, poinl wrote: Do they work? Would you use them if they did?

THERE IS NO WAY TO MAKE YOUR PENIS 15 INCHES LONG AND 15 INCHES IN CIRCUMFERENCE LIKE YOUVE ALWAYS WANTED. THESE ASSHOLES WITH GIGANTIC HORSE COCKS WERE BORN THAT WAY, I KNOW ITS ANNOYING. I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE A 15 INCH PENIS TOO BUT YOU KNOW, 'GOD' ISNT FAIR, AT FUCKING ALL.

(seriously these guys with humongous penis's didn't take any pills, or nuffin you know?)

just accept that you're a little bit asian and your girlfriend owns a fair share of almost everything you own and you pee sitting down so as to not dribble all over her... seat.


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Response to Penis pills 2015-07-22 22:15:33


At 7/21/15 12:52 PM, WahyaRanger2 wrote: I wish my penis was bigger, but it's also not tiny so whatever.

Besides, women are much more emotional and accepting and don't care about things like wealth, looks, and sex organ size. They care about kindness and what's inside, unlike the patriarch pigs.

a woman has needs too.

at the same time she doesn't want to be reamed at the back of her cervix the entire time she is having sex, likewise it's pleasant when it actually fits inside comfortably instead of stretching the vaginal canal like a baby coming out. apparently that's painful and sometimes it just doesn't fucking fit.

likewise, some women have different sized cervixes. deeper/shallower/tighter/thicker than others, each woman is different just like the man. that said, the bigger the penis the more nerve endings that are hardwired into the man's brain. so sometimes you get these guys with big dicks, with equally insatiable appetites to satisfy their humongous ego; leaving them being prissy little show off sex addicts.

whatever the case evolution is odd, who cares how big your dick is if you just died in a terrible car accident/run over by a car crossing the street whatthefuck


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Response to Penis pills 2015-07-23 00:33:50


At 7/22/15 09:59 PM, swaenK wrote:
At 7/21/15 02:49 AM, poinl wrote: Do they work? Would you use them if they did?
just accept that you're a little bit asian and your girlfriend owns a fair share of almost everything you own and you pee sitting down so as to not dribble all over her... seat.

I'm gay and a 7. Was just hypothetical.


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Response to Penis pills 2015-07-23 01:51:21


Pills here!

sadly no there is no penis here, that is ops
because he has none

Oldskies lmao

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Response to Penis pills 2015-07-23 01:53:50


I took one as a kid, I don't think people should take penis pills as a kid.

Response to Penis pills 2015-07-23 01:56:35


newgrounds is my virtual penis pill. reading threads like this one makes my dick hard

Response to Penis pills 2015-07-23 02:18:22 (edited 2015-07-23 02:18:37)


At 7/23/15 01:51 AM, MykeiXWolfe wrote: Pills here!

sadly no there is no penis here, that is ops
because he has none

Wanna find out?


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Response to Penis pills 2015-07-23 23:52:15


At 7/22/15 10:15 PM, swaenK wrote: a woman has needs too.

Thanks for picking up the joke.

whatever the case evolution is odd, who cares how big your dick is if you just died in a terrible car accident/run over by a car crossing the street whatthefuck

I hope the female coroner fondles my dead body.


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