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Itchy eye

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Itchy eye 2015-07-15 16:01:06


I have an itchy left eye. What do, Newgrounds BBS?

Response to Itchy eye 2015-07-15 16:09:54


Rub it with your left hand.


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Response to Itchy eye 2015-07-15 16:13:29


At 7/15/15 04:06 PM, MrPercie wrote: Murder people

I've been waiting for a sign to do that for so long!

Response to Itchy eye 2015-07-16 00:25:04


probably pink eye.
go meet as much people as you can and shake their hands

Response to Itchy eye 2015-07-16 00:30:21


Collect your daily ejaculate in a jar for a minimum of 2 weeks. Put said ejaculate in an eye dropper and apply to itchy eye every 4 hours. Works every time.

Response to Itchy eye 2015-07-16 00:35:28


Make your right eye itchy so you have a sense of symmetry.


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Response to Itchy eye 2015-07-16 15:07:27


see your doctor it could be parasites

Response to Itchy eye 2015-07-16 15:11:00


don't touch anybody


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Response to Itchy eye 2015-07-16 16:22:51


No worries, the itch is gone now.

Response to Itchy eye 2015-07-16 17:07:41


At 7/16/15 04:22 PM, Dragen wrote: No worries, the itch is gone now.

I will take credit for this since I was the only one to take your plight seriously. You are welcome.

Response to Itchy eye 2015-07-16 19:15:37


At 7/16/15 05:07 PM, GodInACup wrote:
At 7/16/15 04:22 PM, Dragen wrote: No worries, the itch is gone now.
I will take credit for this since I was the only one to take your plight seriously. You are welcome.

I did not try your method.