I see you also have the only proper birth date.
If your birthday doesn't rhyme, why were you even born?
First blood! First topic of 2010!
KC Green has just won my heart.
Kogey made a sig, but it was too much for me to handle.
How convenient that you happened to have a birthday the same time you got an account here! Congrats on your tenth anniversary of being here as well as your...whatever anniversary of being born! You've made a lot of blams and saves here, thanks!
Happy Birthday Slap, miss you. Where the fuck is my letter??
Happy birthday tehslaphappy, I got you a ca-
OH SH-
Happy Birthday. I'm still in stitches over your disciplinary form from work. Woogity woogy I want to touch that booty.
Everyone else in this thread telling you happy birthday secretly hates you, they tell me mean things about you all the time in the chat, i'm the only one who truly loves and cares for you.
tehslaphappy burday.