Listen we can spend all day talking about the boring shit that happened recently. What, gay rights? Obamacare? I thought that was all settled like decades ago. Recently they've been stealing the headlines away from the more important news
This article comes from CNN (it's the only thing i read ofc), who undoubtedly should have waited a few weeks before delivering this news but of course couldn't wait to show the world. Here's a link.
choice quotes:
"toned, furry butt"
"A surprisingly hunky male gorilla"
"swapping photos of the hairy heartthrob:
