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I plan to never reproduce

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I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-21 23:17:46


Yup I'm not having kids. Doesn't that make you feel better that there will be no Wegra spawn?


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Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-21 23:18:37


Get your tubes tied if you feel that strongly about it.

Make sure to video it.

Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-21 23:18:58


There will be Wegra spawn. It'll be like Lavos spawn, but blue.

I know this because I have a hat.


PU PI PI PU PI PIII

PU PI PI PU PI PIII

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Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-21 23:19:38


It's better this way.


The Newgrounds Revolution isn't a thing, quit being a pussy.

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Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-21 23:33:20


Not by choice obviously.


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Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-21 23:35:54


it's pretty selfish to have a child

Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-21 23:37:35


Unless your future partner pokes a hole in your condom


Judge my music taste! || Add me on Steam || Letterboxd

The description doesn't fit, if not a synonym of menace

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Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-21 23:43:28


At 6/21/15 11:17 PM, Wegra wrote: Yup I'm not having kids. Doesn't that make you feel better that there will be no Wegra spawn?

You could've gone a step further and admit you're not getting laid for starters.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-21 23:46:07


good like we need another generation of shit posting losers.

Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-22 00:38:31


At 6/21/15 11:17 PM, Wegra wrote: Yup I'm not having kids. Doesn't that make you feel better that there will be no Wegra spawn?

yes

Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-22 03:10:13


Thanks for the update.

I can sleep easy now.

Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-22 03:33:36


I don't plan on having children either. I don't want the financial burden. Selfish, I know.


brains.

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Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-22 08:32:38


Kay


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Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-22 11:57:57


You saaaay you're not going to have any kids, but I bet your tune would change when you met that special someone who actually wants you to sire your children, no matter how insane these children might be.

Give it time, you might actually want to get your dick wet eventually.


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Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-22 12:13:07


At 6/21/15 11:20 PM, SithCorduroy wrote:
At 6/21/15 11:17 PM, Wegra wrote: Yup I'm not having kids. Doesn't that make you feel better that there will be no Wegra spawn?
Let's all decide not to have kids. Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction - one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal

There is a movement for this.

Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-22 13:28:32


Me neither. Just wanna fuck and get it done with, no 18+ years of looking after a mini-me.


just call me "Jay", thanks.

ask me questions i guess

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Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-22 13:31:14


At 6/22/15 01:28 PM, Madjasper1 wrote: Me neither. Just wanna fuck and get it done with, no 18+ years of looking after a mini-me.

By that logic, you could just get women pregnant and then fuck off elsewhere so you don't have to raise them.

Condoms, amarite??!


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Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-22 13:36:52


At 6/22/15 01:31 PM, DumbassDude wrote: By that logic, you could just get women pregnant and then fuck off elsewhere so you don't have to raise them.

No, cuz that would be cruel.


just call me "Jay", thanks.

ask me questions i guess

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Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-22 13:41:32


At 6/22/15 01:36 PM, Madjasper1 wrote:
At 6/22/15 01:31 PM, DumbassDude wrote: By that logic, you could just get women pregnant and then fuck off elsewhere so you don't have to raise them.
No, cuz that would be cruel.

Of course, it just seemed like your only problem with having kids was the actual child rearing.

Kind of cruel that you would deprive these poor women of their chance to have children.

Shame

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Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-22 14:00:17


you would've never had a chance to begin with.


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Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-22 14:01:05


At 6/21/15 11:17 PM, Wegra wrote: Yup I'm not having kids. Doesn't that make you feel better that there will be no Wegra spawn?

You're doing the world a huge favor.


Hello I'm draw art and art acessories

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At 6/22/15 01:41 PM, DumbassDude wrote

Kind of cruel that you would deprive these poor women of their chance to have children.

I don't care, kids are fucking stupid. I should know - I was a kid, I was fucking stupid, we all were.


just call me "Jay", thanks.

ask me questions i guess

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Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-22 15:26:33


At 6/22/15 03:23 PM, Amaranthus wrote: When @SubliminalVirus and I have a son, we're going to name him Cain.

Don't get to attached, I think she might eat him.


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Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-22 15:35:49


At 6/22/15 03:31 PM, Amaranthus wrote: That's not how nature works.

http://www.jstor.org/stable/25063630

Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-22 15:37:27


I plan to reproduce a lot.


Hello thar ;)

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Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-22 15:39:45


At 6/22/15 03:37 PM, TheGoldenMonty wrote: Who'd reproduce with me?

stop spamming those creepy ass pictures. and no one would.


I dont spam pictures of a random person and i already am ;)
@Amaranthus

Response to I plan to never reproduce 2015-06-22 15:48:59


At 6/22/15 03:44 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 6/22/15 03:42 PM, HomicidalDragon wrote: I dont spam pictures and i already am ;)
You said no one wants to reproduce with her. I told you to speak for yourself.
Holy shit.

yes yes i get it now, im well aware that im retarded