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Do intelligent Shrinks exist?

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Do intelligent Shrinks exist? 2015-05-29 21:06:39


I've been to my share of Counselors, and they all have been the same worthless people to me.

1 They don't talk about any real issues with me, only tell me to do superficial things.

2 They like to talk about themselves.

3 They freak out if you disagree with them.

The only good Shrinks I've seen are in Movies.

Anyone want to share some experiences?

Response to Do intelligent Shrinks exist? 2015-05-29 21:07:28


As hard to come by as intelligent teachers, if not more so.

Rare, but not nonexistent.


I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart.

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Response to Do intelligent Shrinks exist? 2015-05-29 21:16:32


my experiences are private.

Response to Do intelligent Shrinks exist? 2015-05-29 21:18:29


A lot of the time, the people involved in the realm of psychology are either pretentious or retarded.

Response to Do intelligent Shrinks exist? 2015-05-29 21:21:05


My girlfriend's friend's mother is a psychiatrist. She's damn smart and great at what she does. Problem with most of them is their ego, not their intelligence.

I had a good counselor in high school, but she was interim. Sucks since she was the only one I ever really talked to about the shit going on in my head, and she just disappeared one day. Meh.


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Response to Do intelligent Shrinks exist? 2015-05-29 22:54:55


I've noticed that some of the meanest, uncaring people decide to become counselors, for some asinine reason.

Response to Do intelligent Shrinks exist? 2015-05-29 23:07:03


At 5/29/15 10:54 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote: I've noticed that some of the meanest, uncaring people decide to become counselors, for some asinine reason.

EASY MONEY

Response to Do intelligent Shrinks exist? 2015-05-29 23:14:38


At 5/29/15 11:07 PM, ThePulp wrote:
At 5/29/15 10:54 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote: I've noticed that some of the meanest, uncaring people decide to become counselors, for some asinine reason.
EASY MONEY

They don't make much money

Response to Do intelligent Shrinks exist? 2015-05-29 23:17:16


At 5/29/15 11:14 PM, Bartholdi wrote:
At 5/29/15 11:07 PM, ThePulp wrote:
At 5/29/15 10:54 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote: I've noticed that some of the meanest, uncaring people decide to become counselors, for some asinine reason.
EASY MONEY
They don't make much money

I just said it was easy money, didn't say it was much.

Still stable enough of a job to get perks.

Response to Do intelligent Shrinks exist? 2015-05-29 23:47:36


The last time I talked to a therapist they came to my home and looked through my phone with my mom and found all my high quality pornography


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Response to Do intelligent Shrinks exist? 2015-05-29 23:55:35


At 5/29/15 11:47 PM, PannedCakes wrote: The last time I talked to a therapist they came to my home and looked through my phone with my mom and found all my high quality pornography

That ain't a therapist.

That's an asshole.

Response to Do intelligent Shrinks exist? 2015-05-30 05:26:41


At 5/30/15 03:52 AM, mysticvortex13 wrote:
At 5/29/15 11:55 PM, ThePulp wrote:
At 5/29/15 11:47 PM, PannedCakes wrote: The last time I talked to a therapist they looked through my phone and found all my porn.
That ain't a therapist.
That's an asshole.
no, it's a the-rapist.

Dumb piece of attempted word-play we've got here.