when I was in class I crossed my legs, I really had to use the bathroom. the teacher told me I couldn't use it. before I knew it I had pee running down my legs and the whole class staring at me.
I cried that day.
my life is soo awesome. ;D
tell me your pee story, did you make it home or did you wet yourself?
At 5/22/15 10:27 PM, ThePulp wrote: Piss off.
tell your story.
At 5/22/15 10:29 PM, ZE13 wrote:At 5/22/15 10:27 PM, ThePulp wrote: Piss off.tell your story.
Piss off.
I was 18, drunk as hell, and had just left a local hookah bar. I saw a staircase down to a basement apartment complex and decided it was a good place to pee considering it was very well covered. As I was walking down there, dick in hand, I realized there was someone already there peeing.
We said nothing, and stared at each others floppy cocks whist urine dribbled out. The sound of the howling wind pierced my ears and before I knew it, something had broken the locked gaze we shared.
The man I saw before me..........was pooping.
There was this one day that we had a test for Nature/Chemistry class and I found the actual test answers online.
But when I made this test I had to go to the bathroom, I needed to pee really badly. I tried to hold it up as long as possible but after 20 minutes and being one of the last kids left in the class I handed in my test with only half of the questions answered (Most of them were wrong because I could only remember the answers from the first 3 questions) and I rushed off to the bathroom, I still made it to the toilet.
This is karma guys.
At 5/23/15 08:58 AM, Zerodecoole wrote: This is karma guys.
This is why even when given a cheat sheet, you need to study the cheat sheet.
Fuckin' idiot.
At 5/23/15 09:24 AM, ThePulp wrote:At 5/23/15 08:58 AM, Zerodecoole wrote: This is karma guys.This is why even when given a cheat sheet, you need to study the cheat sheet.
Fuckin' idiot.
Thanks! I did study it a bit but I just blacked out.
more like yellowed out if u know what i mean huehuehue
At 5/23/15 08:58 AM, Zerodecoole wrote:
questions answered (Most of them were wrong because I could only remember the answers from the first 3 questions) and I rushed off to the bathroom, I still made it to the toilet.
This is karma guys.
karma is a female dog. lol
Sometimes I sweat a lot around my penis and it looks like I pissed myself, and this is sort of off topic but the first time I shit myself was in a suit while I was going to church, diarrhea all over my legs. Plus I always pee a little on myself because my dick doesn't stop urinating when I tap it over the toilet, I have to whack it around and it still drips.
This is where I wrote something funny
here's a thought, if you really need to go just get up and leave.
its not healthy to hold it in and especially not good for a teacher to refuse you a bathroom break
At 5/23/15 12:13 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: While in middle school I would urinate on all of the toilet paper in whatever bathroom I used.
It was you doing that?! You son of a bitch! I'll kill you!
my life is soo awesome. ;D
tell me your pee story, did you make it home or did you wet yourself?
you could have told your teacher to fuck off and just have it your way or at least tell her she's a bitch and just gone to the bathroom... your weak
At 5/23/15 03:16 PM, HomicidalDragon wrote: here's a thought, if you really need to go just get up and leave.
its not healthy to hold it in and especially not good for a teacher to refuse you a bathroom break
she stood right in front of me as I tried to leave, causing me to wet myself.
I woke up this morning and pissed in the toilet
At 5/23/15 03:59 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Hot piss?
I like to carry a gallon jug of water around with me. I try for a gallon a day.
I went to go donate plasma a few months ago, and during that whole waiting period beforehand,
I downed half of it.
Once they put me in the chair and stuck the needle in my arm to start extracting blood and plasma, the urge to urinate hit, and I had to live with it for an hour.
I vomited after about 40 minutes, the need to use the bathroom was THAT strong.
I once thought I had to pee during class but it turned out the friction from the tight pants and me fidgeting (moving my legs around and such) around caused me to cum. I tried to play it off as peeing myself. I didn't convince anyone.
Now they probably think I'm some kind of freak, which isn't fair off.
Ecchi first, ask questions never.
At 5/23/15 11:08 AM, Mismo wrote: I barely know @Piss.
Holy shit is he still alive?
At 5/23/15 11:21 PM, Piggler wrote:At 5/23/15 11:05 PM, Makakaov wrote:Nah, it's a different person.At 5/23/15 11:08 AM, Mismo wrote: I barely know @Piss.Holy shit is he still alive?
The old Piss is gone.
I suddenly realised we're part of some kind of NG generation that could be called "old". It's been 6 fucking years of people coming and going.
At 5/24/15 12:04 PM, Piss wrote:At 5/23/15 11:08 AM, Mismo wrote: I barely know @Piss.what is it about this forum and piss. there's a new thread about urine every week or so
Welcome to Newgrounds.
the last time i peed on public was when i was still in kindergarten.
i was sitting on our class room's window pane, looking out for my mom until i felt the urge to pee
but my uniform got caught by the window. then i peed there while struggling to break free and looking for mom.
In elementary school, I pissed myself in computer class. Nobody noticed, and during recess I covered myself in snow to make it look like melting snow was the culprit for my soaked pants.
I also peed myself when I was running from the bus stop to use the bathroom and my dad thought it would be a good idea to lock me out of my house.
At 5/23/15 10:35 PM, Suprememessage wrote: I once thought I had to pee during class but it turned out the friction from the tight pants and me fidgeting (moving my legs around and such) around caused me to cum. I tried to play it off as peeing myself. I didn't convince anyone.
Now they probably think I'm some kind of freak, which isn't fair off.
Sounds normal to me. I bet that's happened to lots of guys in high school at some point or other. This is why it's important to go jerk off in the bathroom when needed. "No fap" is such bullshit.
As far as pee stories though, I had friends that would routinely pee in the stairwell and that place would always smell like pee. I've also heard of people who would get drunk, pee in their closet (or whoever's closet in the room they're in), and only realize it in the morning.
I've never pissed my pants from what I can remember. I'm sure I did when I was young, but I've always found ways of revealing myself when I had to go. But yeah, not an impressive story, sorry. :(
At 5/23/15 10:30 AM, PanzerKorpse wrote:diarrhea all over my legs. Plus I always pee a little on myself because my dick doesn't stop urinating when I tap it over the toilet, I have to whack it around and it still drips.
ewww....
