Worried about girlfriend!

[WilliamMunny]

My girlfriend sometimes acts in a strange way. For instance her and my sister (I reckon my sister was the main instigator) once put make up (lipstick etc.) on me while I was asleep and took photographs (I did not mind but thought it was slightly strange!) and my girlfriend also likes to 'feed me'. As in getting food like toast or soup and going "here comes the aeroplane nown!", and feeding it to me and then once I have ate it cuddling me rubbing me belly and saying "good boy!". It is weird but adorable and endearing of her and I do not mind it all, in fact it is nice.

However, tomorrow her and myself are attending quite a formal dinner at my university and I am worried that she might do some antics that while I will appreciate them, will not be well received by everyone else at the dinner. And I am a bit concerned that she might get herself in trouble. Any advice?

[ThePulp]

Yeah fuck this.

[ThePulp]

At 5/20/15 05:27 AM, Vixuzar wrote:

At 5/20/15 05:26 AM, ThePulp wrote: Yeah fuck this.

1+

Could see it from a mile away.

Finish off your other alt before jumping onto another story, OP.
This is plain unhealthy.

[MuramasasEdge]

Oh look, your first post!

(edit) or is it?

[FoAngel]

You should ask this guy @thelegendkiller189 he has an awesome way of dealing with annoying women

[Yomuchan]

You're a dog, man. Of course they're gonna treat you like that.

[Bit]

You shouldn't worry about people who don't even exist, OP.

[5ERGEI]

At 5/20/15 08:06 AM, Bit wrote: You shouldn't worry about people who don't even exist, OP.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Zerodecoole]

I wish my girlfriend did that to me.

I also wish I had a girlfriend.

[Teddiinas]

At 5/20/15 08:14 AM, Raab wrote:

At 5/20/15 08:06 AM, Bit wrote: You shouldn't worry about people who don't even exist, OP.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I laughed at this too much, gotta stop getting baked the moment I wake up

[1sky1heart]

Probably lotsa girls out there who are more mature and wouldn't treat their boyfriends like a puppy, a doll or a baby. Maybe would even treat them with some respect.

[Galneda]

At 5/20/15 05:31 AM, ThePulp wrote:

At 5/20/15 05:27 AM, Vixuzar wrote:

At 5/20/15 05:26 AM, ThePulp wrote: Yeah fuck this.

1+

Could see it from a mile away.

Finish off your other alt before jumping onto another story, OP.
This is plain unhealthy.

So what was on the last episode of Generalball Z?

[HomicidalDragon]

to be honest, the only thing you can do is sit her down and talk to her.
if she's your gf you should be able to discuss these issues with her and whatever is on your mind.

just tell her you are feeling uncomfortable by some things and figure it out to see if she can either stop or tone it down :)

[HomicidalDragon]

@mysticvortex13

please stop making references to myself in this thread, its about him
and giving some kind of helpful advice.

[AoiShinigami]

At 5/20/15 10:15 AM, Zerodecoole wrote: I wish my girlfriend did that to me.

I also wish I had a girlfriend.

I wish people would wish for better things than a girlfriend...
#edgy #angst #illuminati

[FaBULOS]

At 5/20/15 05:34 AM, FoAngel wrote: You should ask this guy @thelegendkiller189 he has an awesome way of dealing with annoying women

omg i'm so glad someone made this lil reference :')

[Zerodecoole]

At 5/20/15 04:49 PM, AoiShinigami wrote:

At 5/20/15 10:15 AM, Zerodecoole wrote: I wish my girlfriend did that to me.

I also wish I had a girlfriend.

I wish people would wish for better things than a girlfriend...

I have been living my life without a girlfriend for 18 years now, except for that day in 2nd grade when I had a girlfriend for one day.
Even though it would great to have a relationship I don't mind being single.

[ThePulp]

At 5/20/15 10:02 PM, ZeroDown wrote:

At 5/20/15 05:31 AM, ThePulp wrote: Finish off your other alt before jumping onto another story, OP.
This is plain unhealthy.

Yeah, I heard that the average Newgrounds user can only handle 6 alts at once.

10 at best.

There are the alts with story arcs and then there are the +1 post per thread a day alts.

A lot of them almost always spout out nonsensical bullshit.

[Fenny]

You're hopefully getting worked up over nothing. I don't know this girl, but I hope that she's this type of person who can control her actions out in public. If you don't trust her enough to behave on her own, talk to her abouti t. That's how relationships thrive: through honesty.

[MykeiXWolfe]

At 5/20/15 08:06 AM, Bit wrote: You shouldn't worry about people who don't even exist, OP.

Implying even OP exists.

[ThePulp]

At 5/20/15 10:39 PM, MykeiXWolfe wrote:

At 5/20/15 08:06 AM, Bit wrote: You shouldn't worry about people who don't even exist, OP.

Implying even OP exists.

Existentialism.

[Bit]

At 5/20/15 10:53 PM, ThePulp wrote:

At 5/20/15 10:39 PM, MykeiXWolfe wrote:

At 5/20/15 08:06 AM, Bit wrote: You shouldn't worry about people who don't even exist, OP.

Implying even OP exists.

Existentialism.

I bet you don't exist, either.

We all drift forever in a void of nothingness.

Except Tom. Tom is real.

[someaveragechap]

At 5/20/15 11:00 PM, Bit wrote: I bet you don't exist, either.

We all drift forever in a void of nothingness.

Except Tom. Tom is real.

Does that mean we're all figments of Tom's fevered dreams? Or all we all alt accounts Wade Fulp set up to keep Tom on his toes?

[ThePulp]

At 5/20/15 11:00 PM, Bit wrote:

At 5/20/15 10:53 PM, ThePulp wrote:

At 5/20/15 10:39 PM, MykeiXWolfe wrote:

At 5/20/15 08:06 AM, Bit wrote: You shouldn't worry about people who don't even exist, OP.

Implying even OP exists.

Existentialism.

Tom is real.

Tommy Westphall

[BonerMonkeyMilk]

You can kill her.

[Bit]

At 5/20/15 11:05 PM, someaveragechap wrote:

At 5/20/15 11:00 PM, Bit wrote: I bet you don't exist, either.

We all drift forever in a void of nothingness.

Except Tom. Tom is real.

Does that mean we're all figments of Tom's fevered dreams? Or all we all alt accounts Wade Fulp set up to keep Tom on his toes?

Tom never left his parents' basement. He fell asleep at his computer and began to dream a dream of his newly-created site.

In this dream, he saw all of the submissions to come. Then he saw all of the artists whose experiences on Newgrounds would later drive them to success. Finally, he saw the General forum on the Newgrounds BBS and all of its dick joke-making, virgin, neck-bearded, argumentative bastards who dedicate their lives to posting here.

When Tom wakes up, he'll take an axe to his computer and never again speak the word "NeoGeo", leaving the tech world forever.

[Avery]

You shouldn't even have those.

[Suprememessage]

Do something gross in her presence like pop Herpes sores with your teeth and suck out the pus while she watches. Then she'll refuse to do anything to or around your mouth.