My thoughts on these:
At 5/17/15 01:08 PM, Madjasper1 wrote:
"I'm gonna cut your dick off!"
Oh cool I'm a tranny now.
"Don't forget our anniversary."
How do you even forget this if you love your woman?
"That's enough Call of Duty for one day, don't you think?"
CoD is shit
"I HATE FOOTBALL." :|
Football is lame.
"Dad, what's sex?"
I'd just show the kid porn
"Are you Gay?"
This hasn't bothered me since I was 15, but I also haven't heard that from anybody over that age. Shame that parents even think about asking that if their son can't find a girl.
"We should break up"
I guess that would suck.
"Why don't we go on a break, where I can hook up with other guys, but you can't hook up with other girls"
That girl doesn't deserve you. Bye.
"DAD! YOU BOUGHT ME THE WRONG COLOURED IPHONE! I HATE YOU!!!"
Words uttered before the palm reached the face.
At 5/17/15 01:18 PM, Hoodie wrote:
I would really hate to hear, "I'm going to kill you now."
More than likely you're hearing that as some sort of empty threat, in which case you can get them arrested anyways because that's how society is today.
In fact I would love to here that, especially from somebody I disliked.
"Yes hello police, my life is being threatened, please get here ASAP as I am very scared"
