*Made a ticket
*Saying that I want a friend with benefits.
*misclicks he wants her for he wants him
*unspecified gender replies pretty fasts and asks if I'm passive anal
*I reply that I am (because I thought that it means that I don't like doing anal which I don't)
*He's happy that he finaly found a guy from his area that he can fuck.
*my jaw drops
* I google what passive anal realy is
*I quit
Hello thar ;)
You've been on the internet for this long and haven't found out what top or bottom is?
Other than that, thanks for the lol.
At 5/16/15 01:20 AM, someaveragechap wrote: You've been on the internet for this long and haven't found out what top or bottom is?
Other than that, thanks for the lol.
It pleases me that you believed that I am much better in the ways of the internet than I actualy am. :)
Hello thar ;)
Yeah you really shouldn't be using those sites if you don't have an impeccable grasp of English. (Or, alternately, use only the equivalent sites in whatever your native language is.)
Step 1: Stop trying to hook up with people on the internet
Step 2: Find someone to hook up with IRL
Step 3: ??????????
Step 4: PROFIT!
At 5/16/15 01:32 AM, NeonSpider wrote: Yeah you really shouldn't be using those sites if you don't have an impeccable grasp of English. (Or, alternately, use only the equivalent sites in whatever your native language is.)
We adopted the word passive from you guys actualy, we just say it slightly differently.
Anyway the last time someone asked me about being passive was if I am active or passive driver during a job interview.
They told me that passive means that I don't drive much or I dont like it. :/
Hello thar ;)
Ahhhh I remember the good ol' times of when I was desperate to hook up with a girl on the internet. Now, I could care less if I don't have a girlfriend.
At 5/16/15 01:34 AM, DJ-Ri wrote: Step 1: Stop trying to hook up with people on the internet
Step 2: Find someone to hook up with IRL
Step 3: ??????????
Step 4: PROFIT!
This actually works far better than any Internet dating sites. I'd go for this guy's advice here.
Really though dating sites lower your odds. If your typical is 7/10 IRL make that 3/10 on dating sites. If your typical is 5/10 IRL you won't even find anyone. Maybe a 1/10 if you're extremely lucky. It's just all-around worse method.
Only dudes pulling 10/10s from dating sites have mad bank and could easily pull 10/10s anywhere else and they're getting 100% gold-diggers.
Unless you're rich and want gold-diggers, it's inferior to almost any other method.
At 5/16/15 01:42 AM, NeonSpider wrote:At 5/16/15 01:34 AM, DJ-Ri wrote:
Yeah, man, I remember trying out TInder and Badoo. I was creeped out on how many women were posting nudes of themselves on there on a dating site. I remember the turn of events that when made me realize that I'm not a desperate lonely man who wants to get his dick wet. This one chick was basically exchanging nude photos of herself in casual conversation (I'll admit it, I was aroused), but this was literally our first talk together. I then thought to myself, "do I really want to go out with these chicks?"
At 5/16/15 01:47 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Yeah, man, I remember trying out TInder and Badoo. I was creeped out on how many women were posting nudes of themselves on there on a dating site. I remember the turn of events that when made me realize that I'm not a desperate lonely man who wants to get his dick wet. This one chick was basically exchanging nude photos of herself in casual conversation (I'll admit it, I was aroused), but this was literally our first talk together. I then thought to myself, "do I really want to go out with these chicks?"
I find women like that absolutely repulsive. I'm not really into dating anymore at all, but if I was I sure as hell wouldn't ever want to date someone like that.
I can't stand women who use smartphones in general, let alone women who use dating services like Tinder, etc. When you try to spend time with them they're always busy texting someone on their phone, browsing facebook or whatever the hell people do nowadays.
You try to have a conversation with them and they're so lost staring at their iphone screen that they don't even pay attention to anything you say, and they really have nothing interesting to say back to you. I've tried dating women like that in the past and they ended up just pissing me off so much I stopped returning their calls and erased their number from my phone.
If I'm going to date someone I want it to be someone who I can actually engage in meaningful conversations with, someone who I enjoy spending time with and isn't a god damned smartphone zombie who is more interested in playing with their stupid "apps" than just enjoying their time with you.
play Etehfowr Against
My friends mom has a ticket there, she's married woman looking for some young meat, she even posted her photo LOL (thats how I know)
And guys I think that if anything I should still try this thing and either win or lose, I won't get life experience from watching hentai. (I did learn some japanese words there tho)
Hello thar ;)
At 5/16/15 01:59 AM, DJ-Ri wrote: I find women like that absolutely repulsive. I'm not really into dating anymore at all, but if I was I sure as hell wouldn't ever want to date someone like that.
I can't stand women who use smartphones in general, let alone women who use dating services like Tinder, etc. When you try to spend time with them they're always busy texting someone on their phone, browsing facebook or whatever the hell people do nowadays.
You try to have a conversation with them and they're so lost staring at their iphone screen that they don't even pay attention to anything you say, and they really have nothing interesting to say back to you. I've tried dating women like that in the past and they ended up just pissing me off so much I stopped returning their calls and erased their number from my phone.
If I'm going to date someone I want it to be someone who I can actually engage in meaningful conversations with, someone who I enjoy spending time with and isn't a god damned smartphone zombie who is more interested in playing with their stupid "apps" than just enjoying their time with you.
Remember our little conversation where I said more-or-less that there are way too many entitled, spoiled mid-20-somethings? And remember when you said you didn't know of people like that? ... Okay think really carefully about what you wrote just here, now. That's them, dude!
At 5/16/15 02:28 AM, NeonSpider wrote: Remember our little conversation where I said more-or-less that there are way too many entitled, spoiled mid-20-somethings? And remember when you said you didn't know of people like that? ... Okay think really carefully about what you wrote just here, now. That's them, dude!
I never argued that people like that didn't exist, I was just pointing out the fact that many people in their mid-20s are not like that. I'm 25, and I'm nothing like that (or at least, I'd like to believe that I'm not, anyway.)
You can't generalize people like that, man. I've known people who acted like that and were in their 30s. People like that can be found in every age group. I judge people based on what kind of person they are, not their age.
At 5/16/15 02:09 AM, Deshiel wrote: And guys I think that if anything I should still try this thing and either win or lose, I won't get life experience from watching hentai. (I did learn some japanese words there tho)
You can get life experience from life, you know. As a matter of fact, I'd say that real life is probably the best source of life experience. Not some shitty dating site
At 5/16/15 02:34 AM, DJ-Ri wrote:
You can get life experience from life, you know. As a matter of fact, I'd say that real life is probably the best source of life experience. Not some shitty dating site
But it feels so degrading that I don't have a job again and that I live with my parents because I am still saving money.
My mentality orders me to seek sex without attachment atleast untill I make myself proper man again and I will seek a woman that I can protect. You might think that this is bullshit, but entertaining your girl with empty pockets has its limits. Especialy when some of them like to compare thier boyfriends and trust me when they get jelly you suffer the consequences.
Hello thar ;)
The Difference Between Being Anal-Retentive And Having OCD By Debra Kelly
The Difference Between Disliking Anal and Wanting to Bend Over and Take it Hard in the Ass By @Deshiel
Voice of Pipistrella in Pit People, Riley from Zonestream. Voice of Lily, Aurora and Lenora in Everwing
At 5/16/15 02:47 AM, Deshiel wrote: But it feels so degrading that I don't have a job again and that I live with my parents because I am still saving money.
So deal with it. Get a job, save up some money, and go rent yourself a studio or something if living with your parents bothers you so much. What's stopping you?
My mentality orders me to seek sex without attachment atleast untill I make myself proper man again and I will seek a woman that I can protect. You might think that this is bullshit, but entertaining your girl with empty pockets has its limits. Especialy when some of them like to compare thier boyfriends and trust me when they get jelly you suffer the consequences.
Sounds to me like you've been trying to hook up with the wrong kind of women. I would also suggest that you focus on yourself and take care of your priorities (getting a job, saving money, getting your own place, etc) before worrying about hooking up with some chicks.
As a general rule of thumb, women do not like guys who pursue them. This is something I learned through many years of trial and error. Women are much more attracted to guys who are focused on themselves and not the slightest bit concerned about impressing them.
Trust me on this one, bro. Just handle your shit and don't worry about the females. Once you have your shit together they'll be the ones pursuing you, and not the other way around.
At 5/16/15 02:51 AM, Piper wrote: The Difference Between Being Anal-Retentive And Having OCD By Debra Kelly
The Difference Between Disliking Anal and Wanting to Bend Over and Take it Hard in the Ass By @Deshiel
Deshiel should totally write such a book!
(and it should be translated into Chinese, then Russian, then Hindi, then German, then Japanese, and then back to English prior to publication)
At 5/16/15 02:56 AM, DJ-Ri wrote: I do want to focus on building my life and I prefer doing that over chasing women.
I just want some fuk during breaks, but no hookahs.
Hello thar ;)
At 5/16/15 03:00 AM, Deshiel wrote: I just want some fuk during breaks, but no hookahs.
There is a difference between "needs" and "wants." Which do you think should take priority?
At 5/16/15 03:00 AM, Deshiel wrote:At 5/16/15 02:56 AM, DJ-Ri wrote: I do want to focus on building my life and I prefer doing that over chasing women.I just want some fuk during breaks, but no hookahs.
But what if the hookah wants you?
At 5/16/15 03:23 AM, Magical-Zorse wrote: if you get a real job, bitches will come
Bitches and 'hos
At 5/16/15 05:56 AM, Austerity wrote: I saw someone that looked remarkably like a well known NG user on Tinder a few weeks ago, I swiped left tho.
Must have been @Piper.
Hello thar ;)
At 5/16/15 01:15 AM, Deshiel wrote: I thought that it means that I don't like doing anal which I don't
Do you also not like vaginas? And dicks? And chicks with dicks? And chicks with dicks doing your bumhole until you're bleeding?
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 5/16/15 07:48 AM, Radaketor wrote:At 5/16/15 01:15 AM, Deshiel wrote: I thought that it means that I don't like doing anal which I don'tDo you also not like vaginas? And dicks? And chicks with dicks? And chicks with dicks doing your bumhole until you're bleeding?
At 5/16/15 03:27 AM, ThePulp wrote: Bitches and 'hos
Yup...
If Friendship is truly Magic, then I'm little more than a muggle in this regard...
At 5/16/15 02:09 AM, Deshiel wrote: My friends mom has a ticket there, she's married woman looking for some young meat, she even posted her photo LOL (thats how I know)
I seriously hope you didn't pass up this once in a lifetime opportunity.
You can tell your friend that you had sex with his mom. And you can mean it.
At 5/16/15 09:28 AM, Bit wrote:At 5/16/15 02:09 AM, Deshiel wrote: My friends mom has a ticket there, she's married woman looking for some young meat, she even posted her photo LOL (thats how I know)I seriously hope you didn't pass up this once in a lifetime opportunity.
You can tell your friend that you had sex with his mom. And you can mean it.
She's a Gipsy Bit and if that isnt enought, she's a witness of Jehovah.
Hello thar ;)
