Stories of your parents...

[DESHIEL]

...doing stupid things. Even our parents were children once.

When I was 12 years old, my mother wanted to take me to our summer flat. I didn't want to go, but my mom was adamant about it. Anyway we have shackles in our house for some reason and she said that she will shackle me and blindfold me if I go with her and for some reason, at the time I thought that it would be super fun. ( I just remembered that the reason why I agreed to this was that I saw lots of tricks where people escape the shackless in record time and I felt confident that I can do it and own my mother with this.) So my mom shackles me, blindfolds me and we start of the car and make our way to the summer flat.

Halfway there some cops stop my mom's car & they find me there shackled & blindfolded. xD

[EGeraldhuebner]

My parents was divorced, as I was one year old. But, in the former GDR, it was not so easy to find a new apartment. So my dad and mom must live - together with me, my older brother was grown up with the grandparents - in the same apartment.

My father was scum, drunken, tendency to beat a woman then when he was it. I was seeing all that with I was so 4 or 5 years.

So I have make myself a favour, never to be so self to a woman. Also when I doesn't let me handle bad from them. Not the best story, but, the truth. What I was seeing in my life, was the reality.

[Goreguese]

At 5/10/15 05:30 PM, Deshiel wrote: ...doing stupid things. Even our parents were children once.

well my mom told me lots of things she did when she was a kid. she's from a poor family, so she walked miles just to get to her school from home. she would even climb mountains just to get there. i always like to think my mom's an adventurer but the dumbest thing she did was when she got electrocuted from a plug outlet in her home and she passed out without anybody noticing until she woke up. hahahaha.

[DESHIEL]

My gradnparents used to have a huge german shepherd & since he was also a police dog, because he served with my uncle till he gave it to them for retirement, he was very patient with kids. My mom tells me stories of us riding his back when we were super small.

[FoAngel]

The stories from my mothers side are dull and boring.

My father on the other hand was a pretty rambunctious guy, i've heard stories of when he was in high school around 13-14 when him and his friends went to the beach they run along and undo all the girls bikini tops while they were sunbaking, especially the girls that were asleep because when they woke up the didnt realise their top was undone and the boys copped a good view of teenage titties

[karategangster]

My mum was upset when her mother threw a broken tin opener in the bin, so fished it out when she wasn't looking and hid it in under her pillow when she went to sleep. She woke up covered in blood and still has a big scar under her chin from it.

When my dad proposed to my mum she apparently bent the ring into a figure of eight (presumably it was either a very cheap ring, or gold of a high karat) and threw it into the canal because she hated marriage and Christianity. She later married a staunch Catholic (and got a priest to come and chuck holy water all over the place when she thought my then-teenage sister was possessed).

She was and is fucking mental. It's ace.

[EGeraldhuebner]

At 5/11/15 07:19 AM, FoAngel wrote: The stories from my mothers side are dull and boring.

My father on the other hand was a pretty rambunctious guy, i've heard stories of when he was in high school around 13-14 when him and his friends went to the beach they run along and undo all the girls bikini tops while they were sunbaking, especially the girls that were asleep because when they woke up the didnt realise their top was undone and the boys copped a good view of teenage titties

lol Fo ... the same I remember about my father, but, later (as he was already a old man and his penis doesn't work, time before Viagra). ^^

He was really a dirty old man, but, that would be okay. Because, the most dads from friends of me are so. And ... maybe myself and they (my buddies) will be that later also. ^^

What is not to forgive was his violence versus women as he was younger. And also not the father from my half - brother (he is from the first marriage from our mother).

But, he is dead now and he was long sick before, so justice has works. The father from my brother is dead also, but, he was receiving not a long sad sickness treatment.

[EGeraldhuebner]

At 5/11/15 07:43 AM, Ejit wrote: My mum was upset when her mother threw a broken tin opener in the bin, so fished it out when she wasn't looking and hid it in under her pillow when she went to sleep. She woke up covered in blood and still has a big scar under her chin from it.

When my dad proposed to my mum she apparently bent the ring into a figure of eight (presumably it was either a very cheap ring, or gold of a high karat) and threw it into the canal because she hated marriage and Christianity. She later married a staunch Catholic (and got a priest to come and chuck holy water all over the place when she thought my then-teenage sister was possessed).

She was and is fucking mental. It's ace.

Oh, you're right, that sounds not so funny.

About my mom I can tell no negatives. She is only to friendly to all (my grandmother was the same) and to trustful. And naturally, others use that for her own goal. A little bit more selfish minds would be better for her. Often I must support she when she has make promises and all will be to much what she is able to do alone.

[BanditWoolyBear]

I can probably guess what those shackles were for....

Anyways I know my dad wrecked his Monte Carlo trying to avoid a rabbit in the road, and lost control. God bless that man.

My mom was apparently a heavy partier in her young days, getting blasted all the time.

And... My mom likes to tell me I was conceived in a little cottage while my older sibling played right outside.

Good stuff. I needed to know that last one.

[kazumazkan]

At 5/11/15 09:15 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds

--supergandhi64

bruh

[DESHIEL]

At 5/11/15 09:20 AM, BanditWoolyBear wrote: I can probably guess what those shackles were for....

Anyways I know my dad wrecked his Monte Carlo trying to avoid a rabbit in the road, and lost control. God bless that man.

My mom was apparently a heavy partier in her young days, getting blasted all the time.

And... My mom likes to tell me I was conceived in a little cottage while my older sibling played right outside.

Good stuff. I needed to know that last one.

They probably didn't find anyone who would relieve them of your brother while they wanted to have some babymaking fun in that old cottage and they couldn't realy tell him to gtfo in the forest either.

Anyway this is how modern couples are handling it. Want some sexy time? Send your kids to your friends or family.

[EGeraldhuebner]

At 5/11/15 09:15 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds

--supergandhi64

??? ... oh, woah ^^

A question, are you unable to read first the topic from a tread @ clown Gandhi ...

... or, post you some shit if you believe others are curious to read that from you ?

(same example for changing a topic like the guy who have posthis favorite forum design ...

... but, he has post that in a thread who was the question for his favorite firearm design) ^^

- - - EGeraldhuebner ^^

[DESHIEL]

At 5/11/15 09:43 AM, EGeraldhuebner wrote:

At 5/11/15 09:15 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds

--supergandhi64

??? ... oh, woah ^^

A question, are you unable to read first the topic from a tread @ clown Gandhi ...

- - - EGeraldhuebner ^^

Guhdi likes to spam quotes & nude pics.

[EGeraldhuebner]

At 5/11/15 10:07 AM, Deshiel wrote:

At 5/11/15 09:43 AM, EGeraldhuebner wrote:

At 5/11/15 09:15 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds

--supergandhi64

??? ... oh, woah ^^

A question, are you unable to read first the topic from a tread @ clown Gandhi ...

- - - EGeraldhuebner ^^

Guhdi likes to spam quotes & nude pics.

Yes, that is not news. But, he say: he will kill herself if he is 25. So we must be patient. ^^

[EGeraldhuebner]

At 5/11/15 11:12 AM, EGeraldhuebner wrote:

At 5/11/15 10:07 AM, Deshiel wrote:

At 5/11/15 09:43 AM, EGeraldhuebner wrote:

At 5/11/15 09:15 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds

--supergandhi64

??? ... oh, woah ^^

A question, are you unable to read first the topic from a tread @ clown Gandhi ...

- - - EGeraldhuebner ^^

Guhdi likes to spam quotes & nude pics.

Yes, that is not news. But, he say: he will kill herself if he is 25. So we must be patient. ^^

Maybe his mommy was giving him at his 11th birthday a gift.

... one hello kitty - calender with nice quotes for every day.

And now, he share these wise words with us all, thanks. ^^

[DESHIEL]

At 5/11/15 11:16 AM, EGeraldhuebner wrote:

Maybe his mommy was giving him at his 11th birthday a gift.

... one hello kitty - calender with nice quotes for every day.

And now, he share these wise words with us all, thanks. ^^

That is actualy an epic origin story.

[EGeraldhuebner]

At 5/11/15 11:18 AM, Deshiel wrote:

At 5/11/15 11:16 AM, EGeraldhuebner wrote:

Maybe his mommy was giving him at his 11th birthday a gift.

... one hello kitty - calender with nice quotes for every day.

And now, he share these wise words with us all, thanks. ^^

That is actualy an epic origin story.

I was only riddling from where he is so smart. ^^

oh, and a personal vote: Gandhi for president.

So he has 4 good years before his suicide. ^^

[Bit]

At 5/10/15 05:30 PM, Deshiel wrote: Halfway there some cops stop my mom's car & they find me there shackled & blindfolded.

Rape averted.