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20+ Year Old Weed Found

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I don't smoke cigs or weed..or do any drugs at that..But I have a question...I just found a nickel bag of my Uncle Bruces' stash..It was stuffed in a porcelain Chinese Buddha..He's been dead for 20+ years.. So God knows how old this is. The bag was sealed I guess he used the lighter to melt the top together...It had a shit ton of dust on the bag...I couldn't recognize it until I cleared the bag up... Is it smoke able? Is it like wine,the older it is, the better?

20+ Year Old Weed Found


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Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 11:31:09 (edited 2015-05-04 11:32:01)


At 5/4/15 11:24 AM, NewgroundsSPG wrote: The bag was sealed I guess he used the lighter to melt the top together...

Haven't thought of this trick before, could be marginally useful.

20+ years is by far unprecedented in my experience. As long as it's kept in the dark and is already fairly dry when stored, all that happens over a several month period is that it'll go very, very dry and start losing potency. I have no idea about 20+ year old bag, but I'd imagine it wouldn't do too much for you and would crumble like dust.

That being said, it might taste like ass but as long as it's not moldy or anything it shouldn't kill you.


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Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 11:43:22


Bud doesn't ferment, bud.


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Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 11:48:25


Smoke it and see what happens.


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 12:02:55


I was once in jail with a dude who told me a story about how he and his wife were cleaning their house and they found a little ancient bag of weed.
I remember he said "We smoked that shit. And it was alright."
Don't throw it away. when will you have this chance again, to smoke your passed uncle's weed away?
Smoke. That. Shit.

Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 12:05:33


At 5/4/15 12:02 PM, Cool-Points wrote: I was once in jail with a dude

Sweet, have you killed a man?

Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 12:08:53


At 5/4/15 11:24 AM, NewgroundsSPG wrote: I don't smoke cigs or weed..or do any drugs at that..But I have a question...I just found a nickel bag of my Uncle Bruces' stash..It was stuffed in a porcelain Chinese Buddha..He's been dead for 20+ years.. So God knows how old this is. The bag was sealed I guess he used the lighter to melt the top together...It had a shit ton of dust on the bag...I couldn't recognize it until I cleared the bag up... Is it smoke able? Is it like wine,the older it is, the better?

lol, good questions. Smoke it, so long you don't see any mold spores, bad mushrooms details ...

... green or grey things onto (because, that can be how a great effect of poison for your orgasm).

Two variants, for example ... 1., you feel absolute nothing.

Or (2.) you feel a greater effect how it would be fresh. ^^

Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 12:11:45


At 5/4/15 12:05 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote:
At 5/4/15 12:02 PM, Cool-Points wrote: I was once in jail with a dude
Sweet, have you killed a man?

no, see I live in America.

Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 12:16:58


At 5/4/15 12:08 PM, EGeraldhuebner wrote:
At 5/4/15 11:24 AM, NewgroundsSPG wrote: I don't smoke cigs or weed..or do any drugs at that..But I have a question...I just found a nickel bag of my Uncle Bruces' stash..It was stuffed in a porcelain Chinese Buddha..He's been dead for 20+ years.. So God knows how old this is. The bag was sealed I guess he used the lighter to melt the top together...It had a shit ton of dust on the bag...I couldn't recognize it until I cleared the bag up... Is it smoke able? Is it like wine,the older it is, the better?
lol, good questions. Smoke it, so long you don't see any mold spores, bad mushrooms details ...

... green or grey things onto (because, that can be how a great effect of poison for your orgasm).

Two variants, for example ... 1., you feel absolute nothing.

Or (2.) you feel a greater effect how it would be fresh. ^^

Btw, I was finding before long times also from my dead uncle his really old tobacco cigars, but, looks okay, and have smoke that.

Absolutely no negatives experiences. Same so with old alcohol, if the bottle is good and she was really good closed.

Naturally I was testing the inside things before. Same advice at you.

Try a little bit, wait for the reaction, when all is okay, take the rest. ^^

Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 12:18:09 (edited 2015-05-04 12:18:30)


At 5/4/15 12:11 PM, Cool-Points wrote: no, see I live in America.

As do I, but that gives me no idea what crime you were brought in for.

Judging by the topic at hand, I'd assume it's possession of marijuana but it could just as easily be first-degree rape.

Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 12:25:06


At 5/4/15 12:18 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote:
At 5/4/15 12:11 PM, Cool-Points wrote: no, see I live in America.
As do I, but that gives me no idea what crime you were brought in for.

Judging by the topic at hand, I'd assume it's possession of marijuana but it could just as easily be first-degree rape.

battery 2nd.

Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 12:44:09


I don't inject marijuanas personally, but I don't think it can hurt you.

Smoke it and post results.

Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 12:47:24


At 5/4/15 12:44 PM, Bit wrote: I don't inject marijuanas personally, but I don't think it can hurt you.

Smoke it and post results.

Agree, best, easier for all. ^^

Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 12:52:56


Winners don't use drugs.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 12:59:39 (edited 2015-05-04 13:00:32)


At 5/4/15 12:05 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: you shouldn't do illegal drugs. especially not if they're addictive and will tear your body apart. have some common sense moron

--supergandhi64

I don't plan on smoking it now or any other time..I don't do drugs.

I'm just posting this to see if it's ok..I plan on giving it to a friend or a family member who does smoke weed..just wanted to make sure it was ok,don't wanna kill any one lol


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Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 13:04:09


At 5/4/15 12:57 PM, Zachary wrote: You call the police and let them know that you are turning yourself in for possession of an illegal substance and demand to do at least 2 years in prison.

As long as you provide me some money on my books and a few conjugal visits a year, i'll do just..


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Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 13:14:18


At 5/4/15 12:59 PM, NewgroundsSPG wrote: I'm just posting this to see if it's ok..I plan on giving it to a friend or a family member who does smoke weed..just wanted to make sure it was ok,don't wanna kill any one lol

You should just tell them what's up and let them make their own decision.


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Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 13:15:05


At 5/4/15 12:59 PM, NewgroundsSPG wrote:
I'm just posting this to see if it's ok..I plan on giving it to a friend or a family member who does smoke weed..just wanted to make sure it was ok,don't wanna kill any one lol

lol, we also not, so we have say you, try it self. ^^

Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 13:19:38


At 5/4/15 11:24 AM, NewgroundsSPG wrote: I don't smoke cigs or weed..or do any drugs at that..But I have a question...I just found a nickel bag of my Uncle Bruces' stash..It was stuffed in a porcelain Chinese Buddha..He's been dead for 20+ years.. So God knows how old this is. The bag was sealed I guess he used the lighter to melt the top together...It had a shit ton of dust on the bag...I couldn't recognize it until I cleared the bag up... Is it smoke able? Is it like wine,the older it is, the better?

Dang man you gotta do some! Otherwise gimme them all to me. I happen to Love stuff like that cause I am a half blooded Junkie.


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Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 13:24:52


At 5/4/15 01:23 PM, Cordyceps wrote: If it was kept away from both heat and light then there's a slim chance that not all of it has decayed, but i wouldn't get my hopes up

It's not that hard to just do a little.


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Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 13:29:15


At 5/4/15 01:23 PM, Cordyceps wrote: If it was kept away from both heat and light then there's a slim chance that not all of it has decayed, but i wouldn't get my hopes up

It was stuffed behind a porcelain statue. Pretty dark,the statues been in the closet of my room, which is always fairly cool all year round. If you see in the picture, it hasn't turned into dust and has some shape left.


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Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 14:05:09


At 5/4/15 12:52 PM, Radaketor wrote: Winners don't use drugs.

But the Founding Fathers won the war for independence, and they used drugs.

Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 16:55:01 (edited 2015-05-04 16:55:22)


Many have said it before (not necessarily in this thread), and I shall reiterate it:

420blazeit


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Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 16:55:17


"is it smokeable still"

are you really that fucking desperate


"Death upon death... Nothing but death in this barren land. Who can we pray to? There are only demons and fiends here."

~The Journal of a Man Who Wandered into Another World

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Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 17:03:22


it's probably gonna crumble up like dust. it shouldn't be hazardous to smoke unless its moldy. 20+ years lmao. I've found some old bags before but this takes the record. I wonder what the consistency and texture of the bud is like after all this time


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Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 17:12:58 (edited 2015-05-04 17:22:20)


K ... I wish I never saw this topic

Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 17:13:10


Interesting. Show this to the Stoners club.

Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 19:11:47


At 5/4/15 12:20 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote: stuff

Don't engage superfaghandi64 in a debate about anything, he's just an idiot who doesn't know how to properly troll.


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Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 19:21:44


At 5/4/15 04:55 PM, toxicdevil93 wrote: "is it smokeable still"

are you really that fucking desperate

I'm assuming you didn't read the entirety of my post. It's not for me, I don't do drugs. I was asking if it were smokable because if it were, I'd give it to someone.


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Response to 20+ Year Old Weed Found 2015-05-04 19:26:35


At 5/4/15 07:21 PM, NewgroundsSPG wrote: I'm assuming you didn't read the entirety of my post. It's not for me, I don't do drugs. I was asking if it were smokable because if it were, I'd give it to someone.

you'd be right. but i was intending to mean that like, ambiguously.

as in who would be desperate enough to smoke 20 year old weed.

that's why i didn't directly quote you. regardless, i should've been more clear. sorry.

"Death upon death... Nothing but death in this barren land. Who can we pray to? There are only demons and fiends here."

~The Journal of a Man Who Wandered into Another World

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