I have something to confess, NG.

For the last year that I've been posting here regularly, I have been living a sham.

I would like to say something in this open letter of a confession of mine that I was Dovahkhiin1994. I made the whole thing up as a real convoluted joke. I spent weeks roughing out the plot and responses to certain queues that mostly appeared, to my amazement. The whole thing was a joke, a real elaborate one stretched throughout the latter half of 2014. I made it out of boredom, really-- but I also made it to experiment. Just to see how many of you guys would believe and retaliate to such a character. I am impressed that you all went out of your way to help/berate such a disgusting, prideful character-- and it was quite so.

Such scum should not be.

As my dovahkhiin character would've put it, of which I have full ownership:
"You see, these types couldn't compare to any asian girl. They know their place, and they have a sense of honor."

I turned it into some sort of research later on. So far I've made a college-grade term paper of a study into that series, with graphs and testimonies and everything.

I guess you could say this was a triumph, a real horrorshow piece of success, NG.

But in all seriousness, the dovahkhiin1994 character isn't really different from the 'real me' at all. It's merely an extension of my subconscious-- what I want to say or do, but cannot. I'm just too good a guy, and sadly, I really don't reel in any sweethearts; especially none of that sweet latina ass. By the way, I changed the race of dovahkhiin's dream girl to 'Asian' to further lead you guys off the scent-- but I digress. I guess I not only did it as a joke, as a piece of research and as a writing exercise-- but because that was the *real me* wanting to emerge, wanting to seize life by the metaphorical testicle with a completely biased and warped worldview for my own sake.

I'm just hedonistic that way.

"Screw everybody, especially the idiotic, deluded brainwashed Americans and their ugly fat women" is a philosophy I would like to confess to agreeing to. I am racist-- I really just try to keep it down for the sake of everyone else, and sorta for my sake-- to not get pounded. Looking back at it all, the times I went under the 'dovahkhiin mask', I slowly started to realize that my life would go nowhere unless I turned into the mask I created-- for my own sake. Such a philosophy would be absurd and disturbing, but I cannot keep my feelings towards the world a secret any longer. I'm just bringing this all to you right now, in hopes that one of you would try to snap me out of it-- but I think none of you can. I challenge you, NG to snap me out of this sense of euphoria.

In short, I'm a sociopath.

I am also very lonely.

So lonely.

I'd also like to point this out. It's been a long time, and I wish to come clean on this issue, too.

*I* have been the one creating *all the alts* that 'shitpost', too. I mean; let's face it-- without the shitposters like @Phobotech, @Bit, @BanditWoolyBear, @Hoodie and @NippleManofMilk running around with 'their' (my) bullshit, there wouldn't be as much fun here. There wouldn't be any group at a time to shit on. I was the one single-handedly keeping this website alive, for the sake of my loneliness and for your entertainment. If it weren't for me, ThePulp, Newgrounds would of died ages ago.

For your approval, a list of my 'troll' alts:

- Phobotech
- Sekhem
- ZE13
- FaroutFrank
- BanditWoolyBear
- TheGamechanger
- Radaketor
- RB
- mysticvortex13
- superghandi64
- NippleManofMilk (RIP)
- dalexj1337
- Wriggle
- Vixuzar
- RicePirate
- FoAngel
- GodInaCup
- The-Great-One
- TheShadling
- bluebaby
- DoctorStrongbad
- koopahermit
- Games2Jolly
- Insanctuary
- 1916
- Sevkat
- Egoraptor
- NeonSpider
- Machiavellianism
- CrusaderTM
- Bitdeceps
- Skaren
- Soliloquy
- EsotericTable
- Dingleberry
- Pornography
- SuperGandhi64
- Asandir
- Gagsy
- Sexual-Lobster
- Irving
- Wegra
- WahyaRanger (RIP)
- TheMysteriousMrEnter
- Bit
- Xenomit
- Amaranthus
- Malachy
- ZJ
- Cordyceps
- TurkeyOnAStick
- dovahkhiin1994
- ManlyChicken
- Head-Full-of-Acid (RIP)
- Head-Full-of-Alt

Complete list of my other alts and sockpuppets here.

I'm not sorry.

I've waited 20 long years to spill the beans. This is all just a big misunderstanding, really. And now, we're here. 20 long years, at least 3 whole april fools ones have been spent with me metaphorically jerking myself off-- and no one was the wiser. It was a pretty brilliant scheme, I must admit.

I feel as though this whole joke's gone too far. This whole shame. This charade.

So, with a heavy heart, I bid you all adieu.

I'm taking all my alts with me.

Goodbye, NG-- and thanks.

I feel somewhat left out....

At 4/30/15 11:31 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: I feel somewhat left out....

I have limits as to how many alts I can make at a time.

I'm sorry @someaveragechap, apparently i'm an alt, nothing more than a figment of someones imagination

None of you suspected that this isn't a real account.

I mean, seriously, how could someone be such an arrogant douchebag all of the time if not for their own amusement? It was obvious that my only purpose here is to undermine the integrity of the BBS and just generally shitpost and cause tension between other users.

I'm shocked that it took making a thread about it for anyone to realize the truth.

I feel very alone all of a sudden.

At 4/30/15 11:42 PM, FoAngel wrote: I'm sorry @someaveragechap, apparently i'm an alt, nothing more than a figment of someones imagination

But... but!

Wait... I thought I WAS THE ALT.

At 4/30/15 11:49 PM, SentForMe wrote: I'm afraid you are just a super advanced AI I created to pass the Turing test; sorry you had to learn about it this way.

I'M REAL!

I knew I was you all along. But you're WahyaRanger. Does that make me...

OH WAIT FUCK NO

Newgrounds actually died along time ago and is just ran by tom fulp and his alts

At 4/30/15 11:25 PM, ThePulp wrote: For your approval, a list of my 'troll' alts:

- Phobotech
- Sekhem
- ZE13
- FaroutFrank
- BanditWoolyBear
- TheGamechanger
- Radaketor
- RB
- mysticvortex13
- superghandi64
- NippleManofMilk (RIP)
- dalexj1337
- Wriggle
- Vixuzar
- RicePirate
- FoAngel
- GodInaCup
- The-Great-One
- TheShadling
- bluebaby
- DoctorStrongbad
- koopahermit
- Games2Jolly
- Insanctuary
- 1916
- Sevkat
- Egoraptor
- NeonSpider
- Machiavellianism
- CrusaderTM
- Bitdeceps
- Skaren
- Soliloquy
- EsotericTable
- Dingleberry
- Pornography
- SuperGandhi64
- Asandir
- Gagsy
- Sexual-Lobster
- Irving
- Wegra
- WahyaRanger (RIP)
- TheMysteriousMrEnter
- Bit
- Xenomit
- Amaranthus
- Malachy
- ZJ
- Cordyceps
- TurkeyOnAStick
- dovahkhiin1994
- ManlyChicken
- Head-Full-of-Acid (RIP)
- Head-Full-of-Alt

Complete list of my other alts and sockpuppets here.

oh, so "new for me", lol, must I be now SURPRISED ^^ ... or AMUSED ^^

In true, I think I'm the first thing definitely NOT and the second a LOT. ^^

btw, you are not clever enough for play these game perfect, you only think that. But, also that is not new or really surprising. Bye.

At 4/30/15 11:25 PM, ThePulp wrote: I have something to confess, NG.

oh no! what's wro-

*sees sign-up date

oh thank God, I almost actually gave a shit.

Goodbye.

Goodbye everyone.

At 5/1/15 05:13 AM, Phobotech wrote: Goodbye everyone.

Bye for you, sorry. But, btw, attentions, responses, entertainment, reactions, thinking about they, writing about they, writing to they, writing and give any show for you have minds about or to they, is all, what such persons want, like or wish and above all, what they do really enjoy.

At 5/1/15 05:09 AM, Vixuzar wrote:

At 5/1/15 05:07 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Good job at making me hate you, Pulp.

But you can't say that this place will be the same without him

No worry, he is here, he was here, he will be here ... again. ^^

At 5/1/15 08:46 AM, Sekhem wrote: see you guys later

okay, bye buddy. ^^

At 5/1/15 09:26 AM, EGeraldhuebner wrote:

At 5/1/15 08:46 AM, Sekhem wrote: see you guys later

okay, bye buddy. ^^

btw, my offer, to tell you more about "Michael" (not the german film, sorry, doesn't seen ... but, the movie with John Travolta) is standing genuine. ^^

I call BS.

Gremlin is the only true creature here? Damn, so NG is all mine now?

At 4/30/15 11:25 PM, ThePulp wrote: - Head-Full-of-Acid (RIP)

No fucking way... I'm just now finding out that he was deleted

MURDERERS

I'm not on the list! I'm my own man!

TomFulp is my alt.

How do I unread this?

At 4/30/15 11:53 PM, someaveragechap wrote:

At 4/30/15 11:49 PM, SentForMe wrote: I'm afraid you are just a super advanced AI I created to pass the Turing test; sorry you had to learn about it this way.

I'M REAL!

The Animatrix was good, I have it on DVD twice

At 4/30/15 11:26 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: don't f*cking name drop me

Your name has to mean something to get offended. Yours is worthless.

At 4/30/15 11:25 PM, ThePulp wrote: For your approval, a list of my 'troll' alts:

Phew! And here I thought I was one of your...

Complete list of my other alts and sockpuppets here.

Damn it....

At 5/1/15 11:03 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

Supergandhi64 is actually my alt because we both have 64s in our names

At 5/1/15 11:16 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

At 5/1/15 11:09 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

Supergandhi64 is actually my alt because we both have 64s in our names

and killerjeff said you were both his alts before you claimed that gandhi was yours.

when did he say i was his alt

At 5/1/15 11:10 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

At 5/1/15 05:14 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: Your name has to mean something to get offended. Yours is worthless.

he's still popular: with 7 votes he's in the lead for people who want him to be a moderator, he cant be that worthless..

feelings are valid regardless of who you are.. if gandhi doesn't want to be spoken of, give him his space..

Aw. I'm not even considered for a meaningless poll I don't really care about.....