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please don't flirt with me

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Response to please don't flirt with me 2015-04-24 05:54:01


I've given you too many flirts already.

Response to please don't flirt with me 2015-04-24 06:57:56


Hey there studly

please don't flirt with me

Response to please don't flirt with me 2015-04-24 08:28:39


Sorry I dont flirt to pony fans

Response to please don't flirt with me 2015-04-24 08:36:39


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Back that ass up girl,
Actually don't, you're more like a 2


just call me "Jay", thanks.

ask me questions i guess

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Response to please don't flirt with me 2015-04-24 14:08:24


At 4/24/15 12:39 PM, ConverseMass wrote: Let me guess. You're ornery, aren't you?

Actually no, I'm not.


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to please don't flirt with me 2015-04-24 14:13:15


Roses are red, violets are not blue, I just want to smear my crotch juice on you.


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to please don't flirt with me 2015-04-24 14:18:01


I'm not flirting with you. I'm commanding you to bend over and take it.


PSN:Ryder-Omega/Steam:Ryder Omega

I'm that lazy bastard who doesn't bother to take down his damn Christmas lights. I still have the fucking kriss-kringle hats from last year!

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Response to please don't flirt with me 2015-04-24 14:21:57


At 4/24/15 02:18 PM, RyderOmega wrote: I'm not flirting with you. I'm commanding you to bend over and take it.

Huehuehuehuhue cmon you guys don't tease me, I'm shyyyyy!


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to please don't flirt with me 2015-04-24 14:33:52


At 4/24/15 02:21 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Huehuehuehuhue cmon you guys don't tease me, I'm shyyyyy!

You must endure!

please don't flirt with me

Response to please don't flirt with me 2015-04-24 14:37:36


At 4/24/15 02:36 PM, ConverseMass wrote:
I don't mean it like that. I am saying that I am guessing you're just too sensitive for shit 'n stuff. Like you overreact to stuff that aren't even that bad.

I'm 95% sure that he's goofing. But I do think he wants to find a fine young lady to stick his dick into. Or at least give him a hand job.

Response to please don't flirt with me 2015-04-24 14:40:22


At 4/24/15 02:21 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
At 4/24/15 02:18 PM, RyderOmega wrote: I'm not flirting with you. I'm commanding you to bend over and take it.
Huehuehuehuhue cmon you guys don't tease me, I'm shyyyyy!

I'm going to cum in your fucking soul, please understand.


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to please don't flirt with me 2015-04-24 17:08:51


At 4/24/15 12:42 AM, Bit wrote: Support Newgrounds, you f*cking freeloader.

Wouldn't one whole year of not blocking ads give more money to Newgrounds than what the supporter status costs?


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to please don't flirt with me 2015-04-24 17:13:37


At 4/24/15 05:08 PM, Radaketor wrote:
At 4/24/15 12:42 AM, Bit wrote: Support Newgrounds, you f*cking freeloader.
Wouldn't one whole year of not blocking ads give more money to Newgrounds than what the supporter status costs?

No.

Ad revenue is very, very minimal. Each individual user contributes almost nothing as far as ad revenue is concerned. Especially considering nobody intelligent enough to use an ad blocker is going to click on the ads once they unblock them. No clicks means no Newgrounds monies.

If you want exact figures, you can summon an admin, but I'd estimate that one supporter upgrade makes up for about a dozen or more adblockers - assuming all parties involved visit the site daily.

Response to please don't flirt with me 2015-04-24 17:20:40


What's up with all the flirting?


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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At 4/24/15 05:20 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: What's up with all the flirting?

Good lord, can you not tell we're trying to tease Tails to commit some horrible sin so we can mock him for it later?

damn, gave it away

please don't flirt with me