This is a challenge to anyone who loves to masturbate (i.e. most everyone)

The challenge is this: fap for as many days as possible within a year. The minimum is one orgasm per day. I know that it's impossible to fap for 365 consecutive days, so only take a 3-5 days of no masturbating when it starts to hurt and you're running on empty. That way you'll be able to refuel and continue the challenge. The person who racked up the most days of masturbating shall be crowned "The Masturb Emperor of the Year"

If you want, please use this thread to record your progress. Here's an example entry:

"Day 12:

Masterbated to anthropomorphized dinosaur bones going full-on lesbian on a stop sign. I'm starting to run low on fuel, so I'll take about 2 days off and then continue the sex quest."

Sounds like child's play but all right. The real challenge would have to be in finding good shit.

I am sure its unhealthy to fap for a whole year

At 4/19/15 08:06 PM, PhilTheThrillKessel wrote: Its April, I know I'm already at around 500.

Well, the challenge is from April 19, 2014 to April 19, 2015.

At 4/19/15 08:02 PM, SentForMe wrote: What happens if multiple people are able to masturbate every day for an entire year? How will you decide who is crowned emperor then?

There will be a tie-breaking event if that ever happens, in which it will be a difficult sex quiz.

And if anyone masterbates on their birthday and any holidays, they double their current score.

At 4/19/15 08:09 PM, NGerInMyButthole wrote: I am sure its unhealthy to fap for a whole year

Your prostate probably appreciates it, doubt your dick agrees though.

In case I wasn't clear, each day of masterbation is worth 1 point. Holidays & birthdays double your current amount when you masterbate on those days.

I'll start the challenge with my own entry:

Day 1

Masterbated to some lucky guy having a threesome with two hot girls. I'm feeling strong, and looking forward to tomorrow.

At 4/19/15 08:24 PM, SentForMe wrote:
What is to stop someone from just saying they masturbated fifty times a day, every day, until the contest ends? How can you be sure if they are lying or telling the truth?

Have them PM each other their masturbation pictures as proof. (Although since some people may not like that it can be optional, especially if they don't have a working camera)

Oh you guys and your obsessive fapping.

Might as well close this challenge.

The champion has arrived.

Sometimes... you create topics... and I'm not sure why?

At 4/19/15 08:36 PM, SentForMe wrote: I feel like this is relevant:
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/513357

10 Hour Version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKliOK3ofsg

I masturbate usually twice every day. I don't know what you're talking about.

This contest has easy mode written all over it though. Only once a day? Sure, maybe if I have a bad case of the flu or something. I could do 365 days, 5 times a day, easy unless I'm sick. And that's without even trying or pushing myself. I should note I'm multi-orgasmic so while most of you guys can only pop off one and then wait a while for recharge, I can sometimes do two, three, four in a row, etc... Many times it's only one, but just depends how horny as to how many I can get in a row.

And if I really wanted to see how many I could do in a day? I have no idea but I know I can do double-digits in a row. I might could hit triple digits in a day if I just devoted the whole day to it and prepared for it several days in advance. But that's just a far less interesting goal than how many in a row, back to back, IMO.

And no I'm not going to keep a fap diary of my faps, lol.

Day 1: Fapped to macrophilia foot-fetish incest anime porn. Still no sign of regaining my sanity.

At 4/19/15 11:55 PM, Vixuzar wrote: Blindness challenge
I'm not entering...

http://psychcentral.com/lib/does-masturbation-cause-blindness/0001038

I generally don't fap on Sundays. I'm in trouble now!

bro that shit is too easy. i jack it more than i smoke and thats saying something hahahahahahahahahahaha

Alright, i might get into this.

If i do it multiple times in a day, does that still count as 1 point or the number of times i've masturbated?

At 4/19/15 08:02 PM, SentForMe wrote: What happens if multiple people are able to masturbate every day for an entire year? How will you decide who is crowned emperor then?

They have a Fap-Off.

At 4/20/15 06:46 AM, Radaketor wrote: Alright, i might get into this.

If i do it multiple times in a day, does that still count as 1 point or the number of times i've masturbated?

It still counts as 1 point.

At 4/20/15 06:50 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: It still counts as 1 point.

One point for me then.

Day 1: Read a hentai manga of Persona 3 where Yukari had sex with a guy. She had bigger boobs than usual which was a bit of a turn-off but i managed to finish the job.

I already did this challenge last year, and I managed to orgasm at least once 366 days in a row, starting from January/1/2014.

So no, it's not impossible, although I had some close calls.

Challange accepted

Day 2

Played two porn games today (Google them if you're interested in playing them). One was called "Star Wars: The Phantom Penis", in which a blonde version of Princess Leia is the main protagonist and Darth Vader was Bill Gates and the stormtroopers were known as Microsofters (it has a sequel that concludes the storyline, for it's basically one game that's been split in two). The other porn game was based on Gilligan's Island and seemed to have been made by the same person. Was certainly worth quite the fap.

Day 2/yesterday: Started reading another Persona 3 hentai manga, this one was about the female MC of P3P having sex with Suemitsu and Mitsuru joining in after a while.

Day 3/today: A few hours ago i was reading some more of the previous manga. I think i should read other stuff besides P3 mangas.

Day 4: Started reading a manga where a loli has sex with some guys, usually not a fan of multiple males but whatever. The girl sucked a guy's dick then got her small boobs sucked and got fingered, nothing too great.

Looks like i'm winning this shit and i'm not even trying, dunno if that's a good thing or a sad and pathetic thing.
It's actually getting hard just doing it a few times everyday now that i've started doing it daily for this challenge, i'd usually hold off for a few days, weeks and sometimes months because when i start it's hard to stop.

Has everyone quit already?

At 4/23/15 10:44 AM, Radaketor wrote: Has everyone quit already?

I'm still going. I just haven't bothered to post since I was preoccupied with something important (girlfriend caught me yanking it, but later she joined in)

I'm pretty sure that I'm already dead last in this challenge, so feel free to bypass me.

At 4/21/15 07:09 PM, ZeroDown wrote:

:Also, can I get bonus points for drinking my own sperm afterwards?

Yes. That's worth 3 points.

Or more points for actually getting laid?

That's worth 50 points.

At 4/19/15 08:16 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
There will be a tie-breaking event if that ever happens, in which it will be a difficult sex quiz.

This thread is fucking gay.