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If every user lived close to you...

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Response to If every user lived close to you... 2015-04-15 14:36:31


Every user does

Response to If every user lived close to you... 2015-04-15 14:45:34


I'd love to regularly play video games with @Dean and/or @Jay in person on my couch. They seem like the type of dudes who would play a co-op game like Rampage: World Tour with me for several hours.


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Response to If every user lived close to you... 2015-04-15 15:09:43


Jesus Christ, with so many users being school-age (mostly 14-17) all the local high school teachers would jump off the roof.

Response to If every user lived close to you... 2015-04-15 15:47:14


At 4/15/15 02:43 PM, Monster-64 wrote:
At 4/15/15 02:36 PM, RiverofBloodyTears2 wrote: Every user does
who do you wanna meet

I've met everyone

Response to If every user lived close to you... 2015-04-15 16:18:13


At 4/15/15 04:16 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:
At 4/15/15 03:47 PM, RiverofBloodyTears2 wrote:
I've met everyone
so your species is intangible? i've not seen your face in my house. and ive never left it.

You have, this is undeniable

Response to If every user lived close to you... 2015-04-15 16:30:02


At 4/15/15 04:27 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:
At 4/15/15 04:18 PM, RiverofBloodyTears2 wrote:

Do not forsake the inconceivable, rather doubt the missing link and form a hypothesis for it

Response to If every user lived close to you... 2015-04-15 16:33:57


If I knew every user irl and personal the BBS would feel like the group chats between me and my friends.

Response to If every user lived close to you... 2015-04-15 21:51:11


At 4/15/15 05:55 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:
At 4/15/15 05:37 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I'd kill all of us....
dis edge
great. i'll be waiting for the world to fold over so we can do that then..

Just take a flight.

Response to If every user lived close to you... 2015-04-15 22:05:36


Not really sure.

I would never share anything on how to find me or even really seek them out, but I wouldn't be that opposed meeting up a few people pub or something if they seem alright.

Response to If every user lived close to you... 2015-04-15 22:28:11


I know a couple of users are in driving distance of me, including Phobotech, but being the shut in that I am, I'll probably not interact with them on a regular basis. Though it would be pretty cool to meet up at least once.


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Response to If every user lived close to you... 2015-04-15 22:28:57


I'd probably never meet any of you. @Natick already lives super close to me, but I never meet him.


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Response to If every user lived close to you... 2015-04-15 22:35:53


I would seal myself in the basement and wait for starvation to come, as Sonic fans bash on the door, trying to get me to watch the animations they 'worked really hard on'. I keep a gun nearby in case worst comes to worst and they actually get in, anything is better than Sonic fan art.


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to If every user lived close to you... 2015-04-16 00:28:26


I'm terrible at social interaction and I don't know many NGers beyond the most shallow reading of their BBS personalities. If I passed by an NGer at the mall or whatever I'd give them a limp-handed wave or a soulless piercing gaze with a hint of friendliness.

I lived within driving distance of Wayah Ranger last summer. We kept making plans to hang out but they never went through. Now that I finally have the freedom and independence to actually hang out with people, he seems to have vanished off the face of the internet. Ah well. RIP in peace.


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Response to If every user lived close to you... 2015-04-16 00:34:02


I wouldn't even care, considering how mature everyone is.


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Response to If every user lived close to you... 2015-04-16 00:59:12


At 4/15/15 10:28 PM, koopahermit wrote: I'd probably never meet any of you. @Natick already lives super close to me, but I never meet him.

i moved to new mexico, dude


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Response to If every user lived close to you... 2015-04-16 01:04:54


At 4/14/15 07:18 PM, Painbringer wrote: Close enough to drive/transit to, but far enough to not not be your neighbor: How would it affect your life?

Would try to meet as many of them as possible? Only hang out with the ones you like? Or just try to avoid as many of them as possible, as if they were the school bully?

I'm pretty close to where Wade and Tom are.. When I first came to the site,I've always wanted to take a road trip to Perkasie to meet them...I just kept forgetting..Maybe one day I can take a tour and meet up with them..


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Response to If every user lived close to you... 2015-04-16 10:29:27


At 4/16/15 12:34 AM, i-am-ghey wrote: I wouldn't even care, considering how mature everyone is.

"Nobody around here is mature except for me." - Somebody who has a username a nine year old would come up with.


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to If every user lived close to you... 2015-04-16 11:26:36


At 4/15/15 05:37 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I'd kill all of us....
dis edge

How would you do it? Poison? Straight shank like everyone was a prison bitch? Acid to the face? Rape them to death while wearing clown make up? Drowning? Vehicular homicide? .50 caliber rampage?

Lot of ways to go.

Response to If every user lived close to you... 2015-04-16 15:51:42


At 4/16/15 11:43 AM, SubliminalVirus wrote:
At 4/16/15 11:26 AM, someaveragechap wrote: How would you do it? Poison? Straight shank like everyone was a prison bitch? Acid to the face? Rape them to death while wearing clown make up? Drowning? Vehicular homicide? .50 caliber rampage?

Lot of ways to go.
the fourth one sounds most pleasant...

Just out of curiosity have you read Stephen King's It or saw the mini-series It with Tim Curry?

If every user lived close to you...

Response to If every user lived close to you... 2015-04-16 17:27:58


At 4/16/15 05:25 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I actually have not....

The mini-series is pretty cool and the book is alright, though there is some objectionable stuff near the end. And I'm not talking about the monster clown eating children kind of objectionable.

If I lived near you, you could borrow it, and then break all my toes with a hammer while you wore some clown make up.

Response to If every user lived close to you... 2015-04-16 20:50:36


At 4/16/15 10:29 AM, Suprememessage wrote:
At 4/16/15 12:34 AM, i-am-ghey wrote: I wouldn't even care, considering how mature everyone is.
"Nobody around here is mature except for me." - Somebody who has a username a nine year old would come up with.

So?


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