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Easy to create poisons....

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Easy to create poisons.... 2015-04-13 17:30:50


Do you guys know of any good recipes for poison made from things you'd just kind of have lying around?


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Response to Easy to create poisons.... 2015-04-13 17:33:03


Spike a bottle of fine wine or other liquor with diarrhea.

Response to Easy to create poisons.... 2015-04-13 17:34:44


i'm not gonna be an accomplice to your attempted murder, no thanks


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Response to Easy to create poisons.... 2015-04-13 17:36:06


Most house plants are poisonous when eaten.


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Response to Easy to create poisons.... 2015-04-13 17:36:34


Leave this topic, authorities are being contacted.


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At 4/13/15 05:33 PM, Cordyceps wrote: 1. pour bleach into a suitable container

You have now succesfully created a poison

Usually the body will reject bleach and you'll just vomit a lot. You'll be greatly harmed but usually not dead. So I'm hoping for something hopefully diluted enough the body will accept it, yet still fatal.


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Response to Easy to create poisons.... 2015-04-13 17:39:44


At 4/13/15 05:38 PM, Cordyceps wrote:
At 4/13/15 05:37 PM, Suprememessage wrote:
At 4/13/15 05:33 PM, Cordyceps wrote: 1. pour bleach into a suitable container

You have now succesfully created a poison
Usually the body will reject bleach and you'll just vomit a lot. You'll be greatly harmed but usually not dead.
its still poisonous. Do you mean you're conspiring to murder someone? In that case, substitue bleach with antifreeze.

No, I'm not conspiring to murder someone.

But if antifreeze will work, it's what I'll go with.

How much do you think you'd need?


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Response to Easy to create poisons.... 2015-04-13 17:41:24


At 4/13/15 05:40 PM, Dusty715 wrote: What are you doing?

The police might see our thread!

Damnit dude!

I'm not attempting anything illegal.


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Response to Easy to create poisons.... 2015-04-13 17:43:46


At 4/13/15 05:41 PM, Suprememessage wrote: I'm not attempting anything illegal.

oh i see your just a just a curious chemist


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At 4/13/15 05:45 PM, Cordyceps wrote:
the LD50 for rats, orally ingested, is 4700mg/kg, so a rough scale-up for a typical human means you'd have to drink about 30mL for it to be deadly. Scale that up to 250mL (1 cup) to be sure.

Should be enough. Isn't anti-freeze supposed to have a kind of sweet taste? Should make it result in something other than vomiting.

Do you think the knowledge it's a poison might cause any kind of gag reflex?


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Response to Easy to create poisons.... 2015-04-13 17:53:58


Also, I think apple seeds contain small amounts of arsenic.


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Response to Easy to create poisons.... 2015-04-13 17:55:05


At 4/13/15 05:53 PM, Painbringer wrote: Also, I think apple seeds contain small amounts of arsenic.

I don't cultivate plants.

Anti-freeze it is.


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Response to Easy to create poisons.... 2015-04-13 17:57:23


At 4/13/15 05:41 PM, Suprememessage wrote: I'm not attempting anything illegal.

While not illegal per say, are you thinking about taking your life one day?


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Response to Easy to create poisons.... 2015-04-13 17:58:12


At 4/13/15 05:57 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 4/13/15 05:41 PM, Suprememessage wrote: I'm not attempting anything illegal.
While not illegal per say, are you thinking about taking your life one day?

That's my own business.


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Response to Easy to create poisons.... 2015-04-13 18:08:09


At 4/13/15 06:02 PM, 24901miles wrote: Please do not take your own life.

Where do you live in MA? I will drive out there and we can talk about this in person. I'm heading up to Vermont soon, I can stop by on my way.

Forget about it.

I do appreciate the gesture, though.


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At 4/13/15 06:09 PM, 24901miles wrote:
At 4/13/15 06:08 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Forget about it.

I do appreciate the gesture, though.
Who or what are you trying to poison?

If that's not it, why do you want to know what poisons are easy to create?

I'm not implying that your assumptions are incorrect, only that your offer of help is unnecessary.


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At 4/13/15 06:16 PM, Cordyceps wrote: You're being very indirect here.

Know that drinking antifreeze will result in a very drawn out, painful death, including massive organ failure and severe delirium, as death is caused by organ tissues developing crystal deposits.

The prospect of physical pain does not bother me. The end result is all I care about. I'm being indirect because people tend to overreact about this sort of thing.


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Response to Easy to create poisons.... 2015-04-13 18:20:34


Please don't do this, send me a PM, or talk to someone else.


At 4/13/15 06:23 PM, 24901miles wrote:
At 4/13/15 06:19 PM, Suprememessage wrote: The prospect of physical pain does not bother me. The end result is all I care about. I'm being indirect because people tend to overreact about this sort of thing.
You are talking about suicide, though, right?

Yes. Nobody other than me is getting hurt, if you're worried I'm some kind of psycho or something like that.


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Response to Easy to create poisons.... 2015-04-13 18:27:40


At 4/13/15 05:53 PM, Painbringer wrote: Also, I think apple seeds contain small amounts of arsenic.

Actually it's cyanide. Also inb4 OP's gonna an hero.


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Response to Easy to create poisons.... 2015-04-13 18:33:43


Step one: Find some rubber gloves to put on.

Step two: Find a nearby forest and pick a poison ivy/oak/sumac.

Step three: Crush them inside of container with a liquid, any liquid will do.

Step four: Get the same drink for yourself, but do not put the leaves into the container (obviously).

Step five: Offer the victim a drink, and give them the drink with one of the three plants inside.

Step six: Watch as they die a slow and painful death as their throat, lungs, stomach, and intestines begin to swell up and they feel an extremely itchy, burning pain within them.

Step seven: Congratulations! You just committed murder! All you have to do now is chop up the body, put the blood in your bathtub, and hide the parts underneath your floor boards so nobody is suspicious of you!

Response to Easy to create poisons.... 2015-04-13 18:36:25


At 4/13/15 06:29 PM, 24901miles wrote:
At 4/13/15 06:25 PM, Suprememessage wrote:
At 4/13/15 06:23 PM, 24901miles wrote:
At 4/13/15 06:19 PM, Suprememessage wrote: The prospect of physical pain does not bother me. The end result is all I care about. I'm being indirect because people tend to overreact about this sort of thing.
You are talking about suicide, though, right?
Yes. Nobody other than me is getting hurt, if you're worried I'm some kind of psycho or something like that.
I'm going to be worried, dude, this is already hurting me. I share a bond with all my MA ng bros. Why (a) are you considering this and (b) how long have you felt this way

I'm considering it because ultimately life has been generally unpleasant for me, from me being a Diabetic, to my father being a drunken adultery-committing cunt (Fun fact, I walked in on him shagging some random slut when I was six, and I still remember to this day), to my friends never being there for me. I'm young enough that I know nobody relies on me for support, and I can comfortably say most people would forget I even existed in a year or two. It isn't like I've done anything memorable.

I've felt this way most of my life, but the longer I wait the more things pile on to drive me to feel like this is the only way. I can't go on living the way I am, so I might as well not go on at all.


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for the time being I am closing this thread.

before you do anything remember there are people you can talk to. nothing is as hopeless as it seems. please call these people. http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/ 1 800 273 8255


I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's

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