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alien religions

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alien religions 2015-03-30 19:43:28


what do you think alien religions are like? one god? lotsa gods? pyramids and reptilians and giant statues?

I think christianity could be practiced everywhere!


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Response to alien religions 2015-03-30 19:47:11


I think the Greys worship the "Goddess of Abducting and Performing Medical and Sexual Experiments on Random Creatures"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_alien

Response to alien religions 2015-03-30 19:50:13


At 3/30/15 07:49 PM, IsaacIsBlind wrote: I think its something so advanced that we could not even comprehend it

Such as the meaning of life?

Response to alien religions 2015-03-30 19:50:28


I wonder if there are advanced alien races that never had religion.


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to alien religions 2015-03-30 19:51:24


Do you think ancient aliens believe in themselves?

Or maybe they worship ancienter aliens?

Response to alien religions 2015-03-30 19:57:20 (edited 2015-03-30 19:59:24)


At 3/30/15 07:43 PM, ChickenChips wrote: what do you think alien religions are like? one god? lotsa gods? pyramids and reptilians and giant statues?

I've actually conducted studies on Greys, Reptilians, and Anarchy and they all don't have a religion. Their claim is that they used religion as a way to control behavior, but no longer need it as their behavior is good now. They see God as a super natural being.

As of other aliens besides the ones we know of on Earth, they may or may not have a religion. If they do, it could be similar to Earth or different from Earth's. Generally, we won't know the full truth till you muster up enough courage to start looking for them and talking, but also noting that they are stronger and much more advanced than we are so we need some precautions.

Response to alien religions 2015-03-30 19:57:49


At 3/30/15 07:43 PM, ChickenChips wrote: what do you think alien religions are like? one god? lotsa gods? pyramids and reptilians and giant statues?

I think christianity could be practiced everywhere!

I know of 1 alien religion, the Raeliens. They believe their leader Rael or how ever you spelt his name went to space. they have weird sex orgys from what I understand or they believe in free sex I don't know not 100% sure (not at all sure)


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Response to alien religions 2015-03-30 20:01:16


At 3/30/15 07:57 PM, swaenK wrote: I know of 1 alien religion, the Raeliens. They believe their leader Rael or how ever you spelt his name went to space. they have weird sex orgys from what I understand or they believe in free sex I don't know not 100% sure (not at all sure)

Again, these aliens had religion, but don't anymore.

Response to alien religions 2015-03-30 21:21:09


At 3/30/15 07:49 PM, IsaacIsBlind wrote: I think its something so advanced that we could not even comprehend it

^^^^^^^^^^^^

Response to alien religions 2015-03-30 21:23:02


At 3/30/15 08:32 PM, Hoodie wrote: What if like, you did something meaningful with your life?

These days, that shit's reduced to an option.

Response to alien religions 2015-03-30 21:25:33


At 3/30/15 07:43 PM, ChickenChips wrote: what do you think alien religions are like? one god? lotsa gods? pyramids and reptilians and giant statues?

I think christianity could be practiced everywhere!

Did someone say pyramids?!

Pyramids are the polyhedron form of a triangle. Triangles have three sides. Iluminati. Confirmed.

Response to alien religions 2015-03-30 21:41:31


At 3/30/15 08:06 PM, 24901miles wrote:
At 3/30/15 07:51 PM, Bit wrote: Do you think ancient aliens believe in themselves?

Or maybe they worship ancienter aliens?
Alien Bro: "Dude, what if like" *toke* "what if the Cubes were built by Ancient Humans?"
Alien Bro 2: "Nah lol." *toke* "Humans aren't real."

I feel like this is the plot of a Star Trek episode.

Wait. It sort of is

http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Blink_of_an_Eye_%28episode%29

And there was an episode about ancient aliens, too

http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/The_Chase_%28episode%29

And then there was the one where Dr. Crusher and her grandmother had sex with a ghost candle

http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Sub_Rosa_%28episode%29

Forget The Simpsons. It's really Star Trek that's done everything.

Response to alien religions 2015-03-30 22:24:23


All misconceptions, aliens are not omnipotent in any sense of the word, while we do possess some attributes that exceeds the next race, we lack in one specific area that may prove to be critical in another world

Response to alien religions 2015-03-31 00:06:07


At 3/30/15 07:49 PM, IsaacIsBlind wrote: I think its something so advanced that we could not even comprehend it

What if aliens aren't any more advanced as we are?

At 3/30/15 07:51 PM, Bit wrote: Do you think ancient aliens believe in themselves?

Or maybe they worship ancienter aliens?

But....then who do the ancienter aliens worship?


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When you get into one of these groups theres only a couple of ways you can get out. One is death. The other is mental institution.

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Response to alien religions 2015-03-31 00:22:18


ALL HAIL E.T., OUR LORD AND SAVIOR. (or should we worship the Anti-Christ E.T.)

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Response to alien religions 2015-03-31 23:41:15


Aliens probably believe in the flying spaghetti monster or worship William Shatner.