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Photoshop this Lame Brother

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Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 13:44:20


So, my brother is being kinda a douchebag lately, and I want to see his ugly mug photoshopped.
Dude is pretending to be pink by having Blue Contacts in his eyes. Sometimes when he gets mad at me
and he is wearing those Blue Contacts it looks funny because his real eye colour is Brown. Like shit Brown.
I can't take him serious either because I grew my whole life laughing at his failures.

photoshop the mothafucka!! please?

Photoshop this Lame Brother

Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 13:51:28


His dad never had a strong spine

Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 13:56:06


At 3/24/15 01:51 PM, Cordax wrote: His dad never had a strong spine



At 3/24/15 01:50 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: he looks like he has a weak dad

--supergandhi64

Lolwut, if you foo's are trying to attack me by saying his dad looks weak, well guess what bitches!! The dude is actually my cousin, we just grew up in the same household our entire lives because his dad really is spineless, and his moms abandoned him at a race track all naked, bald, and afraid. Well that naked part probably isn't true.

maybe he had a diaper on?

Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 13:58:07


The apple don't fall far from the tree.

Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 14:01:45


This is a great thread.

Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 14:26:55


At 3/24/15 01:56 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: he looks like he had a weak uncle

--supergandhi64

lolwut, I don't even care. My father was a bit of a dick head who chased people around in lynch mobs and such. Funny you should say that too, because my cousin, and my dad aren't even directly related. Actually, they ain't related at all. Not even through marriage.

Maybe you should reflect upon your own life Gandhi, don't you know? Christian families are the most dysfunctional.

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Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 14:31:29


He looks like there is some kind of hereditary physical weak-ness on his father'  s side

Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 14:35:33


At 3/24/15 02:28 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: maybe you should reflect on your weak dad

--supergandhi64

I have, but maybe you need to compensate for your losses too.
Did Daddy beat you too hard? Did Daddy preach to you too hard?
Smoke some weed, and get laid like a gangsta Gandhi.
Maybe you'll see the light at the end of the tunnel. idk.

actually... i dont even really know what your getting at. and I don't know why you are hijacking my thread bitch. So staph it.

Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 14:49:51


At 3/24/15 02:39 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: my dad could kick your dad's ass

--supergandhi64

Yeah I agree, and I bet your dad is gay too.

Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 14:54:41


At 3/24/15 02:50 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: no just your dad

--supergandhi64

Well then somebody in you family is gay. It explains why you are riding dick so much.

Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 14:56:05


Its a bad base pic because

-We can't use the entire body because it ain't there.
-We can't use the upper half of the body it ain't completely there.
-We can't use just the head because the top is cut off and his hand is on his face, so we'd have to work the hand in somehow
-And even HIS HAND is cropped out.
-The sunlight from the window bleeding in over his shoulder is leaving a trail of light across a chunk of only a part of his face.

Therefore, no matter what we do with this, its going to be shit.


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Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 15:00:39


I'll smoke your father, then your sorry ass will be a bastard


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Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 15:02:37


i'm getting a strong "his uncle and cousin love dick" vibe from that guy

Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 15:06:06


At 3/24/15 02:56 PM, Phobotech wrote: some shit

Ok, well it took me awhile to find one, so here it is!

so how does this one work?

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Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 15:10:03


At 3/24/15 03:06 PM, Ketchemonia wrote:
At 3/24/15 02:56 PM, Phobotech wrote: some shit
Ok, well it took me awhile to find one, so here it is!

so how does this one work?

boy you don't understand image manipulation huh

better tho

Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 15:13:59


At 3/24/15 03:10 PM, Jester wrote:

boy you don't understand image manipulation huh

better tho

Eh! I ain't my fault all the pictures of him are not worthy of photoshopping, it's not like I am taking them.

really though, none of them are really that good for photoshopping.

Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 15:17:45


At 3/24/15 03:15 PM, TheGoldenMonty wrote: That's you, isn't it.

That'd be a compliment if I was stupid.

which I am not, contrary to popular belief that is.

I am actually taller, and a lot fatter... Which is why I am here. I think.

Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 15:22:08


good day on the BBS


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Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 15:23:14


At 3/24/15 03:18 PM, TheGoldenMonty wrote:
At 3/24/15 03:13 PM, Ketchemonia wrote:
At 3/24/15 03:10 PM, Jester wrote:

boy you don't understand image manipulation huh

better tho
Eh! I ain't my fault all the pictures of him are not worthy of photoshopping, it's not like I am taking them.

really though, none of them are really that good for photoshopping.
Is there a meaning behind this? I just don't see the point.

Was there a point? Actually now that you point it out I see what you mean. It is kinda pointless but I was just saying this, I think, because of what Phobetec said earlier about how bad the previous photo was for shopping.

oh... I see it it now.. I was typing it so fast I forgot to say "It aint my fault..." if that was what you were getting at.

fuck

Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 15:24:24


At 3/24/15 03:20 PM, TheGoldenMonty wrote:
At 3/24/15 03:17 PM, Ketchemonia wrote:
At 3/24/15 03:15 PM, TheGoldenMonty wrote: That's you, isn't it.
That'd be a compliment if I was stupid.
which I am not, contrary to popular belief that is.
I am actually taller, and a lot fatter... Which is why I am here. I think.
Quit posting pictures of yourself.

k, but for realz tho, that aint me. Even if it was, you just jealous. Bitch.

Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 15:39:20


At 3/24/15 03:34 PM, TheGoldenMonty wrote:

Im not jealous one bit. Even if that wasnt you, you still made the effort to clog up the site with faggotory. You have a very unique style of being a fail troll, stahp evading the truth!

That is a lot of truth you speak, and you think I actually care? Dude, well you should expect your integrity to be hurt. This is Newgrounds after all. If your expectations have been met, or haven't been reached, it is your own fault for wanting things to be your way.

Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 16:39:06


Do you live in Saskatchewan? If so I feel bad for you.


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Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 16:41:38


You can't properly insult your brother so you're trying to have us do it.

Fascinating.

Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 21:07:26


At 3/24/15 09:02 PM, SocialistClock wrote: The authorities have been contacted, leave this thread

Dammit, now we have to all go back to our cells

Photoshop this Lame Brother

Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-24 21:20:22


brothers with swag


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Response to Photoshop this Lame Brother 2015-03-25 00:29:36


At 3/24/15 04:41 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote: You can't properly insult your brother so you're trying to have us do it.

Fascinating.

Oh, I call him bitch titties all the time. I just want to see something new for once.

At 3/24/15 05:09 PM, Heinrich wrote: Oh stop it. It's petty to make fun of a person with a Napoleon Complex.

This is amazing!