idk i'm fucking bored
describe your significant other, crush, or whatever the frack you want to call them through writing
be as blunt or as corny as you want
Describe your lover
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Oldskies lmao
At 3/23/15 10:44 PM, Monster-64 wrote: She makes videos of herself mating with other guys for the entertainment for creepy strangers like on the internet. Atleast, I consider her my gf.
i respect you for tolerating that horseshit haha
At 3/23/15 10:46 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I don't have a crush let alone a lover.
have mine then
original joke
At 3/23/15 10:47 PM, Monster-64 wrote: She isn't a horse if that's what you're saying. She's white as fuck.
horses can be white
dont be a racist
At 3/23/15 10:48 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote:At 3/23/15 10:46 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I don't have a crush let alone a lover.have mine then
original joke
So my suspicions have been settled. You're not Wahyaranger.
"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit
Beautiful and independent, witty and humorous, yet somewhat naive.
私のちんちん
One of the dorkiest chicks I've ever met. It's wonderful. Star Trek fanatic, laughs at my unfunny puns, and we make 4th grade insults at each other. She's great.
At 3/23/15 10:50 PM, koopahermit wrote:At 3/23/15 10:48 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote:So my suspicions have been settled. You're not Wahyaranger.At 3/23/15 10:46 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I don't have a crush let alone a lover.have mine then
original joke
*Puts away assface zinger cards*
Oldskies lmao
At 3/23/15 10:53 PM, FinaLee wrote: One of the dorkiest chicks I've ever met. It's wonderful. Star Trek fanatic, laughs at my unfunny puns, and we make 4th grade insults at each other. She's great.
no you're the doo-doo head.
At 3/23/15 10:53 PM, FinaLee wrote: One of the dorkiest chicks I've ever met. It's wonderful. Star Trek fanatic, laughs at my unfunny puns, and we make 4th grade insults at each other. She's great.
You just described my dream woman.
I'll trade you a picture signed by the whole Star Trek cast as well as a VHS copy of the Star Wars Christmas Special and an autographed set of The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings books for her.
And I'll give you my current girlfriend, too. That's right. I'll cut off my fucking hand.
Futanari demon obsessed with BDSM.
"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit
At 3/23/15 11:01 PM, koopahermit wrote: My lover NSFW ALMOST FORGOT
Futanari demon obsessed with BDSM.
we were kind of aiming for real people but okay
At 3/23/15 11:04 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote:At 3/23/15 11:01 PM, koopahermit wrote: My lover NSFW ALMOST FORGOTwe were kind of aiming for real people but okay
Futanari demon obsessed with BDSM.
That's what makes it even hotter. Loving the unobtainable.
"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit
At 3/23/15 11:06 PM, koopahermit wrote: That's what makes it even hotter. Loving the unobtainable.
isnt that what japanese girls are for
At 3/23/15 11:07 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote:At 3/23/15 11:06 PM, koopahermit wrote: That's what makes it even hotter. Loving the unobtainable.isnt that what japanese girls are for
anime demons exist too. Don't worry, op.
"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit
At 3/23/15 11:08 PM, koopahermit wrote: anime demons exist too. Don't worry, op.
well hey, theyre trying to poke at parallel dimensions
maybe we can make it happen before you die
At 3/23/15 11:00 PM, Bit wrote: And I'll give you my current girlfriend, too. That's right. I'll cut off my fucking hand.
But you'll need that hand when you find your own dream girl and hold her in your arms. You'll meet her someday.
At 3/23/15 10:46 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I don't have a crush let alone a lover.
Your next "crush" is going to be inside an industrial trash compactor. Hah!
A truly prophetic sig...
At 3/23/15 11:16 PM, Painbringer wrote:At 3/23/15 10:46 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I don't have a crush let alone a lover.Your next "crush" is going to be inside an industrial trash compactor. Hah!
the dude will find somebody one day
At 3/23/15 11:17 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote: the dude will find somebody one day
Are you sure?
At 3/23/15 11:18 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: Are you sure?
yeah man...
Smooth as silk, light as air, thin as gas-- nonexistent, if you haven't caught on yet.
At 3/23/15 11:23 PM, NGPulp wrote: Smooth as silk, light as air, thin as gas-- nonexistent, if you haven't caught on yet.
it's ok to be a strong independent black woman, you know?
Well... She's very animated, soft, warm, and beautiful... I love waifu pillow <3
(I was joking...)
At 3/23/15 11:25 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote:At 3/23/15 11:23 PM, NGPulp wrote: Smooth as silk, light as air, thin as gas-- nonexistent, if you haven't caught on yet.it's ok to be a strong independent black woman, you know?
I've always felt a sort of blackness in my DNA-- years of slavery and oppression. Solidarity, bruther.
At 3/23/15 11:27 PM, Xylofuse wrote: I ain't got no lover...
I liked your original answer better
At 3/23/15 11:18 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: Are you sure?
I didn't have friends of my own when I was your age (I just hung out with my brother's friends). So I guess anything is possible.
A truly prophetic sig...
