Winner gets the loser's buttcherry, obvs. I'd summon a hellfire for that.
Happily ETS'd.
Winner gets the loser's buttcherry, obvs. I'd summon a hellfire for that.
Happily ETS'd.
At 3/16/15 10:04 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Winner gets the loser's buttcherry, obvs. I'd summon a hellfire for that.
We're wrassling for a Steam Key I don't have, but since my lower half is no longer connected, I feel no fear.
At 3/16/15 10:20 PM, Monster-64 wrote:At 3/16/15 10:18 PM, someaveragechap wrote:We're wrassling for a Steam Key I don't have, but since my lower half is no longer connected, I feel no fear.What's that green material?
SPECIAL REANIMATION JUICE SON! HARVESTED FROM FRESHLY DEAD BRAIN TO FUEL A HUNGRY DEVIL WORSHIPPING ZOMBIE ON THE GO!
Also, the organs took up that hue because of the juice. Don't have traditional blood now.
At 3/16/15 10:18 PM, someaveragechap wrote:At 3/16/15 10:04 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Winner gets the loser's buttcherry, obvs. I'd summon a hellfire for that.We're wrassling for a Steam Key I don't have, but since my lower half is no longer connected, I feel no fear.
Yep. This is definitely the best thread ever.
Happily ETS'd.
I'm eating popcorn right now! Who wants to join me?
At 3/16/15 08:48 PM, someaveragechap wrote:
I REFUSE TO GIVE IN! MY SPIRT DEMANDS VICTORY EVEN IF I LOSE ALL MY LIMBS!!!!!
WHAT IN BLAZES!?? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!!! MY WINDS, NEGATED!!!
At 3/17/15 12:36 AM, Phobotech wrote:At 3/16/15 08:48 PM, someaveragechap wrote:WHAT IN BLAZES!?? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!!! MY WINDS, NEGATED!!!
I REFUSE TO GIVE IN! MY SPIRT DEMANDS VICTORY EVEN IF I LOSE ALL MY LIMBS!!!!!
STOP IT! THE ENERGY YOU GUYS ARE EMITTING IS TOO MUCH FOR THIS PLANET. IF YOU GUYS DONT STOP THIS NOW, THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT!
"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit
At 3/17/15 12:42 AM, koopahermit wrote:
STOP IT! THE ENERGY YOU GUYS ARE EMITTING IS TOO MUCH FOR THIS PLANET. IF YOU GUYS DONT STOP THIS NOW, THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT!
KING KAI, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! IT'S A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE!!! ITS THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS!!!
At 3/17/15 12:36 AM, Phobotech wrote:
WHAT IN BLAZES!?? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!!! MY WINDS, NEGATED!!!
THIS SHIT IS GOING EXTRA DIMENSIONAL! DO YOU BELIVE MY STRENGTH COMES FROM MY BODY?! LET THE MANIFESTATION OF MY SOUL SETTLE THIS!
ELDER ONES FAVOR YOUR DEMON CHILD!
At 3/17/15 01:04 AM, someaveragechap wrote:
ELDER ONES FAVOR YOUR DEMON CHILD!
GYAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
At 3/17/15 01:37 AM, Phobotech wrote:
GYAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
FEEL THE POWER OF DARKNESS! BLOODY CURSE!!!!!! THIS SPAWN OF THE UNDERWORLD THANKS YOU ELDER ONES!
At 3/17/15 02:08 AM, someaveragechap wrote:
FEEL THE POWER OF DARKNESS! BLOODY CURSE!!!!!! THIS SPAWN OF THE UNDERWORLD THANKS YOU ELDER ONES!
YOU MAY WIN YET, HERETICAL ABOMINATION!!! BUT AT WHAT COST!? EVEN NOW, THERE'S BARELY ANYTHING LEFT OF YOU!!!
HOWEVER MUCH BODY AND SOUL YOU THROW INTO VICTORY, YOU STILL LACK CONVICTION!!! WITHOUT THAT, HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO WIN BIT'S TRIAL!?
At 3/17/15 03:15 AM, Phobotech wrote:
YOU MAY WIN YET, HERETICAL ABOMINATION!!! BUT AT WHAT COST!? EVEN NOW, THERE'S BARELY ANYTHING LEFT OF YOU!!!
HOWEVER MUCH BODY AND SOUL YOU THROW INTO VICTORY, YOU STILL LACK CONVICTION!!! WITHOUT THAT, HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO WIN BIT'S TRIAL!?
HOW DARE A MERE MORTAL LECTURE ME ABOUT EXISTANCE! MY VERY BEING TRANSCENDS DIMENSIONS!! I AM A LINK BETWEEN WORLDS UNDREAMED AND REALMS YET GLIMPSED!
At 3/17/15 03:48 AM, someaveragechap wrote:
HOW DARE A MERE MORTAL LECTURE ME ABOUT EXISTANCE! MY VERY BEING TRANSCENDS DIMENSIONS!! I AM A LINK BETWEEN WORLDS UNDREAMED AND REALMS YET GLIM-
Whoop, nope. Done. I ain't dying over this shit. I'm out.
At 3/17/15 04:16 AM, Phobotech wrote:
Whoop, nope. Done. I ain't dying over this shit. I'm out.
I WON? I WON. OF COURSE I WON!
Though I can longer feast on brains as a zombie... I have gained favor as a child of the Elder Gods! I have ascended to a new existence!!!
...
But... why? Why do I feel so empty? What is fluid leaking from my ocular sockets?
At 3/17/15 04:31 AM, someaveragechap wrote:
But... why? Why do I feel so empty? What is fluid leaking from my ocular sockets?
Because your real battle isn't finished yet. You've only just begun, someaveragechap.
Good luck!
At 3/17/15 04:53 AM, Phobotech wrote:
Because your real battle isn't finished yet. You've only just begun, someaveragechap.
Good luck!
May our paths cross again, worthy one!
At 3/17/15 05:05 AM, someaveragechap wrote:
May our paths cross again, worthy one!
/Salute!
So...are you canonically a black eyeball of black magic and tentacles from now on?
At 3/17/15 05:26 AM, Phobotech wrote:
So...are you canonically a black eyeball of black magic and tentacles from now on?
Nah, I'll just stick on my old skin, patch up the holes and drink some reanimation juice. Being a sixth dimensional entity is kind of boring.
At 3/17/15 05:42 AM, Cordyceps wrote:
Ba-dum, TSSS
That joke was inevitable.
Imgur-uploaded condensed version of the battle here!
GG
At 3/17/15 06:01 PM, Phobotech wrote: Imgur-uploaded condensed version of the battle here!
GG
Favorite it, love it, live it. KHORNE COMMANDS IT BE SO!