Hello friend, I am here to offer my services for a limited amount of time; how long you may be asking? I haven't decided, maybe the next 24 hours or so, maybe a bit longer.
This is a whore thread, you all know the drill, unless you don't in which case allow me to give you whore thread virgins a crash course: you request art, I provide art based on your request.
Today I'll be working with calligraphy pens and/or illustration pens/markers. I may add some color if I find a drawing lacking.
If I find a request to be asking for too much nonsensical nonsense I'll probably cut down parts of the request for the sake of the composition/ my time.
I don't really do pornography in anyway so sorry in advance to all you people looking to have drawings of your "OC's" blowing each other or some shit.
If you're looking to have a Youtube icon drawn fuck off, this isn't me working for free.
I'll probably allot twenty minutes per request. If it's going slow I may take on more than one request per person.
Feel free to hang out with me in the Art forum tinychat
Now, let's get things going, dudes, dudettes and whatever is in between.

At 3/13/15 03:54 AM, JojoDodo wrote: Draw me a mecha kitty of death in the middle of an awesome guitar solo, already ^^

I don't know how much I got the "of death" part of that, but Mecha, Kitty and guitar solo are all present.

Sharks wrestling

A soviet Dancing bread

Draw a cop being eaten by a donut...

draw a long wok on a beach.

Draw a sexy girl riding a llama into battle with some sort of banner of flag.

Draw a dog riding a horse through a field of kittens.

At 3/13/15 05:05 AM, Havegum wrote: Sharks wrestling

This one ate up a lot of time, had to give a bit more for the classics.
Also called it... because obviously.

At 3/13/15 07:36 AM, JackDCurleo wrote: This one ate up a lot of time, had to give a bit more for the classics.
Also called it... because obviously.

Draw Edward Scissorhands trying to eat a cake or something

At 3/13/15 05:22 AM, ThePsychoSheep wrote: A soviet Dancing bread

Take one involved two slices of bread doing the tango. Unfortunately their poses and Soviet clothing hid their breadiness, here is a more traditional (caricature of a) soviet bread dancing.

At 3/13/15 05:45 AM, Lundsfryd wrote: Draw a cop being eaten by a donut...

Took a bit of liberties with this. I did a scribble of the donut in the process of eating the cop, but it didn't look great.

I'm spending more time on these than I had planned. I'll be taking a break now, but this party ain't even close to over.

Draw a group shot of yourself with some other great art whores of the past. Mandatory @BizarroJoe is mandatory.

Thank you for doing this.

At 3/13/15 06:06 AM, lovingthedark wrote: draw a long wok on a beach.

WOKs ARE ROUND!!!
I tried though.

Also loving the familiar faces in here!

At 3/13/15 06:16 AM, LegolaSS wrote: Draw a sexy girl riding a llama into battle with some sort of banner of flag.

Tasty

At 3/13/15 07:07 AM, MasterMerol wrote: Draw a dog riding a horse through a field of kittens.

Horses are hard, man.
always awesome to see a post from you though

At 3/14/15 12:25 AM, JackDCurleo wrote:

At 3/13/15 06:16 AM, LegolaSS wrote: Draw a sexy girl riding a llama into battle with some sort of banner of flag.

Tasty

Fantastic stuff!

At 3/14/15 01:24 AM, JackDCurleo wrote: Horses are hard, man.

Word

always awesome to see a post from you though

Love you too :3

Thanks for the picture! Nice to see whore threads are still alive and well.

At 3/13/15 09:23 PM, JackDCurleo wrote:

At 3/13/15 06:06 AM, lovingthedark wrote: draw a long wok on a beach.

WOKs ARE ROUND!!!
I tried though.

Nice colors. Very calm and peaceful. ...and makes me think it's about time to eat! :D

Also loving the familiar faces in here!

Draw a long beach in a wok! :3

At 3/13/15 07:48 AM, bigjonny13 wrote:

At 3/13/15 07:36 AM, JackDCurleo wrote: This one ate up a lot of time, had to give a bit more for the classics.
Also called it... because obviously.

Draw Edward Scissorhands trying to eat a cake or something

I swear I posted this up a few hours ago... weird.
The reason for the delay is people came over, so I haven't been home. I'll get to 'em all though.

At 3/15/15 04:37 AM, JackDCurleo wrote:

At 3/13/15 07:48 AM, bigjonny13 wrote: Draw Edward Scissorhands trying to eat a cake or something

I swear I posted this up a few hours ago... weird.
The reason for the delay is people came over, so I haven't been home. I'll get to 'em all though.

Hahaha, fantastic, love it!

At 3/13/15 07:56 AM, JackDCurleo wrote:

At 3/13/15 05:22 AM, ThePsychoSheep wrote: A soviet Dancing bread

Take one involved two slices of bread doing the tango. Unfortunately their poses and Soviet clothing hid their breadiness, here is a more traditional (caricature of a) soviet bread dancing.

Excellent work,comrade!

At 3/13/15 11:07 AM, Luwano wrote: Draw a group shot of yourself with some other great art whores of the past. Mandatory @BizarroJoe is mandatory.

Thank you for doing this.

Its been a while, someone's gotta keep the tradition alive.
Left to right: @BizarroJoe @JackDCurleo @Aigis @MasterMerol (on the bottom there is a whore who can't deliver) I know there are more, but these were the ones who popped up on the "whore" search, wish I could remember and add all the whores. I recommend you all go and check out the previous whore threads, they're fantastic.
I had school yesterday all day and tomorrow, so I'm going to try to finish off the last few tonight.

At 3/17/15 11:35 PM, JackDCurleo wrote:
Its been a while, someone's gotta keep the tradition alive.

Thank you very much! That's much more than I expected and well worth the wait. Great job!

Left to right: @BizarroJoe @JackDCurleo @Aigis @MasterMerol (on the bottom there is a whore who can't deliver) I know there are more, but these were the ones who popped up on the "whore" search, wish I could remember and add all the whores. I recommend you all go and check out the previous whore threads, they're fantastic.

Dave had a pretty cool one and was among the earliest I think. BettyNugs thread was great. I liked the one by Pickletoez although it was a bit criticized (and I ruined it ultimately by being a noob lol). Nacco's was cool. I'd dig out some links if anybody is curious.

I had school yesterday all day and tomorrow, so I'm going to try to finish off the last few tonight.

Looking forward to all the drawings. I gotta say, it was pretty smart of @bigjonny13 to request a Tim Burton character from you by the way. I wish I had thought of something like this. Your art fits perfectly for that.

At 3/18/15 05:49 PM, Luwano wrote: I gotta say, it was pretty smart of @bigjonny13 to request a Tim Burton character from you by the way. I wish I had thought of something like this. Your art fits perfectly for that.

I only requested it because of what he said here.

At 3/17/15 11:35 PM, JackDCurleo wrote: Its been a while, someone's gotta keep the tradition alive.
Left to right: @BizarroJoe @JackDCurleo @Aigis @MasterMerol (on the bottom there is a whore who can't deliver) I know there are more, but these were the ones who popped up on the "whore" search, wish I could remember and add all the whores. I recommend you all go and check out the previous whore threads, they're fantastic.
I had school yesterday all day and tomorrow, so I'm going to try to finish off the last few tonight.

Haha, thanks for including me :D But i'm afraid I don't belong there, my threads were always kinda shitty.

At 3/13/15 10:40 PM, MrIkage wrote: Draw Mr. Rogers doing a barrel roll.

I'm not great with likenesses.
I also could have sworn I posted the last two up yesterday afternoon when I finished them, guess I was too busy to notice.

At 3/18/15 10:22 PM, MasterMerol wrote: Haha, thanks for including me :D But i'm afraid I don't belong there, my threads were always kinda shitty.

You shut your mouth, you were a damn fine whore.

At 3/15/15 12:14 AM, Exedor wrote: Draw a long beach in a wok! :3

I don't know if you people understand that Woks are circular.
Either way here's an ocean sunset in a wok.

I suppose that closes this whore thread. Great seeing everyone who participated post again, if I had anticipated things getting in the way I might have put a bit more into my work speed.
Now the only question is who's next up to do a whore thread?

At 3/20/15 11:46 PM, JackDCurleo wrote:

At 3/15/15 12:14 AM, Exedor wrote: Draw a long beach in a wok! :3

I don't know if you people understand that Woks are circular.
Either way here's an ocean sunset in a wok.

Works for me! Thanks, Jack! :D