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Haiku Your Mood

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Response to Haiku Your Mood 2015-03-06 00:42:02


Japanese don't rhyme
Because nearly every word
Ends in a vowel


At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

: CorpseGrinder is the Undertaker of the Portal.

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Response to Haiku Your Mood 2015-03-06 08:12:57


five syllables here.
seven syllables here now
god I'm so tired


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Response to Haiku Your Mood 2015-03-06 23:06:07 (edited 2015-03-06 23:06:49)


There's nothing to do
What am I doing even?
Fuck this haiku shit


Oldskies lmao

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Response to Haiku Your Mood 2015-03-07 05:07:58 (edited 2015-03-07 05:12:03)


Procrastinating
On what I've wanted all day
Getting some damn sleep

StrawberryClock is
The true king of the portal
Vote 5 for porno

At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

: CorpseGrinder is the Undertaker of the Portal.

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Response to Haiku Your Mood 2015-03-07 05:20:47


Time slips on
Inspiration lacking I
Run along doggy

Response to Haiku Your Mood 2015-03-07 05:23:31 (edited 2015-03-07 05:25:53)


For sale baby shoes
Never worn but still good price
Dead baby bargain

This is not my mood
Not respecting thread's premise
Just fuckin' around

At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

: CorpseGrinder is the Undertaker of the Portal.

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Response to Haiku Your Mood 2015-03-07 05:28:26


I wish I was dead
Oh god please fucking kill me
God damn I'm depressed


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Response to Haiku Your Mood 2015-03-07 09:58:39


My wiener itches
I don't know if I can scratch
Will my friends notice?


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Response to Haiku Your Mood 2015-03-07 13:48:54


Friday night was fun.
Friends came by; we ate and drank.
Now I'm hungover.

Response to Haiku Your Mood 2015-03-07 15:28:44 (edited 2015-03-07 15:29:22)


At 3/7/15 05:28 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I wish I was dead
Oh god please fucking kill me
God damn I'm depressed

Hope this is a joke
I've been in a dark place too
Watch this video

(LGBT part
of the letter at the start
is not the subject)


At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

: CorpseGrinder is the Undertaker of the Portal.

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