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Petty Acts of Evil You've Done

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Petty Acts of Evil You've Done 2015-02-27 12:31:03


l've been using lowercase Ls instead of uppercase is in my sentences! And none of you have ever noticed! I have deceived you all! Mwa ha ha ha ha!

What petty acts of evil have you committed?

Response to Petty Acts of Evil You've Done 2015-02-27 12:35:54


Sucker punching dudes in open caskets when no-one's looking. Can't help myself.

Response to Petty Acts of Evil You've Done 2015-02-27 12:39:47


This one time, I didn't return my library book on time...and I knew it was overdue. Mwahahaha.


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Response to Petty Acts of Evil You've Done 2015-02-27 13:13:16


Touching myself, and touching others.... hehehe

Response to Petty Acts of Evil You've Done 2015-02-27 14:11:00


i dont fluoridate the water at the water pant

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Response to Petty Acts of Evil You've Done 2015-02-27 14:15:06


the reservwar

Response to Petty Acts of Evil You've Done 2015-02-27 14:16:21


Leave that bastard dog to die painfully after he stole my food in TWD:S2


*sigh*

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Response to Petty Acts of Evil You've Done 2015-02-27 14:42:48


Aside from the one I made a thread about this morning, I recently called out someone I know for basking in praise they got by passing off my work as their own, while they simultaneously publicly derided me. Had I let it slide I probably wouldn't have felt the unpleasant incident reach my life again, but my ego won out in the end and I just had to lambaste the guy.

Response to Petty Acts of Evil You've Done 2015-02-27 14:57:18


In my interstellar adventures, I have seen many flying stars sing to me of the approaching doom, it was the face of white dahlia lamas posing on twitter, this is the philosophical meaning of evil. I have seen the essence of the black abyss, it invoked in me a sense of fear, I pray for you humans

Response to Petty Acts of Evil You've Done 2015-02-27 14:59:16


don't be evil

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Response to Petty Acts of Evil You've Done 2015-02-27 18:07:25


I either walk by or ignore homeless people begging for change.


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to Petty Acts of Evil You've Done 2015-02-27 18:14:37


Someone asked me for directions and i sent them in the completely opposite direction of where they needed to go

Response to Petty Acts of Evil You've Done 2015-02-27 19:14:17


i stole books from school library's as well as text books.
yar har i be a pirate
vandalism
i inject one marijuana


"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

was her name tenneassi

omtish

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I cross the street when the light is amber.
I pull the string on the bus when it's not my stop.
I close the door on people rushing for the elevator.
I stop seeding the moment I see my torrent has finished downloading (funny, my Dragonball Xenoverse torrent finished downloading just as I jotted down this act)
I trample people's plants in Animal Crossing and coax their better villagers into living in my town.
I take a penny, but I never leave a penny.
I give people wrong directions... ON PURPOSE.
I 'dislike' videos with lots of likes.

I step on a crack without any concern for my mother's spinal column.


Give me cash and receive arts!

(thanks for the years of Lulu/Payne r34 my loyal dealers)

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Response to Petty Acts of Evil You've Done 2015-03-01 20:26:03


This one time, I robbed a store. I took two samples.

Response to Petty Acts of Evil You've Done 2015-03-01 22:13:09


I littered once.