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Explain the reason behind chicks...

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Response to Explain the reason behind chicks... 2015-05-11 14:34:23


Are vaginas too slack and mundane to be a part of your sexual palette? Prefer the presumably horrible taste of cock to the obviously horrible taste of a snatch? Disgusted by the male form?

Then what are you waiting for? Partake in a chick with a dick.

Poppers not included.

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At 5/11/15 02:34 PM, DumbassDude wrote: Are vaginas too slack and mundane to be a part of your sexual palette? Prefer the presumably horrible taste of cock to the obviously horrible taste of a snatch? Disgusted by the male form?

Then what are you waiting for? Partake in a chick with a dick.
Poppers not included.

The last hentai I saw depicted a chick with dicks as a being with a face of a hot anime chick, but body builder female body with both dick and cunt. I have to say that it was a massive turn off, but I continued reading that hentai because there were lot of chicks with my type of body shapes around there.


Hello thar ;)

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Response to Explain the reason behind chicks... 2015-05-11 18:14:23


At 2/24/15 11:47 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: the reason is obviously because dicks are attractive and sexy
put a dick on anything and it becomes way hotter
who doesn't like dicks? people with no taste or class

Well, I like you so I guess I have taste.


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Response to Explain the reason behind chicks... 2015-05-11 21:28:10


Have you ever let a girl finger your ass while she blows you? A dick feels way better.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to Explain the reason behind chicks... 2015-05-11 22:43:01


Penises are everything.

Response to Explain the reason behind chicks... 2015-05-11 23:10:40


what set of genitalia do futas piss from

Response to Explain the reason behind chicks... 2015-05-11 23:12:11


How did this get revived anyway, did someone google for the "Shit Deshiel says" or something? :)


Hello thar ;)

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Response to Explain the reason behind chicks... 2015-05-11 23:13:17


At 5/11/15 11:12 PM, Deshiel wrote: How did this get revived anyway, did someone google for the "Shit Deshiel says" or something? :)

Futa Chicks are just a major part of NG culture.


STEAM

"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit

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Response to Explain the reason behind chicks... 2015-05-12 12:02:07


Have you ever felt cock and tits rubbed against your face before?

The tits are nice, and the cock is warm af.

not that i would know

Oldskies lmao

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Response to Explain the reason behind chicks... 2015-05-13 01:00:32


At 5/11/15 11:12 PM, Deshiel wrote: How did this get revived anyway, did someone google for the "Shit Deshiel says" or something? :)

I revived it by responding to a troll. Sorry!


Hail Cobra!

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Response to Explain the reason behind chicks... 2015-05-13 01:36:23


It's good to see that so many of my fellow NGers agree with me.

Chicks are good. Dicks are good. Both are better.

It's just the natural order of things. It's like asking why ice cream cake is better than both ice cream and cake: because it has the best features of both in one convenient package.

Response to Explain the reason behind chicks... 2015-05-13 02:17:33


well, from what i understand, the emasculation of seeing a female with a bigger cock is a turn on, and appeals to the submissive sode of a lot of men.
however, i also know that continuous porn usage can lead you to more hardcore stuff as the dopamine receptors desensitize. This is a problem that many suffer from in the form of various types of sexual dysfunction that I can't convince @Bit of because of the current lack of hard evidence.
The problem manifests after years of porn usage and the wide variety of tastes and preferences make this a very difficult thing to scientifically control study and verify. But as time goes on, more and more studies are being done and only recently has hard evidence started to come to light.
Escalated porn usage makes you seek out trannies on craigslist.

Response to Explain the reason behind chicks... 2015-05-13 05:55:01


I think it's to do with sexual dominance, the phallus has always been a sign of sexual dominance since the beginning of time. Perhaps there is even some vanity involved since if you're a straight man enjoying mangas like Bra Girl or Futanari then you're enjoying the fact that the phallus is the primary symbol.

Response to Explain the reason behind chicks... 2015-05-13 06:40:40


At 2/24/15 10:24 PM, Sensationalism wrote: My favorite is they call them chicks with dicks.

There's several other female characteristics on a dick-"girl" including breasts (silicone or hormone based), higher pitched voice, makeup, hair, painted nails, shaved smooth skin, wider hips, increased tissue in the buttocks area, clothing, etc. I'm not saying your wrong, but wouldn't it be more appropriate to characterize this being in question as a "dick-girl" rather than a "an orchiectomized male with boobs in hormone therapy dressing as a girl"? What about a female (XX sex chromosomes) without a developed vagina (vaginal agenesis) but an enlarged clitoris that is homologically (and now physically) the same as a penis?

At 2/24/15 11:04 PM, ametama wrote: I always hated when people who are into futanari claim they're straight. You can't be straight and like dicks, even if they're on women.

Having an attraction to male genitalia entails homosexuality on some level but overall the matter is not so binary. If you like futanari, then you probably have a screw loose when it comes to having normal sexual preferences, being "gay" or "straight" is just the tip of the iceberg. I never heard of a gay (defined here as a guy that likes another guy including all the manly qualities) that is attracted to futanari or t-girls. So the ultimate question here is would a supposedly straight man have sex with a "male" that's big, muscular, hairy, has a deep voice, square jaw, no butt and breasts and just happens to have a vagina, or would this supposedly straight man have sex with a "female" that's petite, curvy, shaven, has a girly voice, ample butt and breasts and just happens to have a penis? For the sake of discussion neither is not a valid option.


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At 5/14/15 01:11 AM, Sensationalism wrote:
At 5/11/15 02:12 PM, xXxMagusxXx wrote:
At 2/25/15 09:44 PM, Sensationalism wrote:
At 2/25/15 03:28 PM, xXxMagusxXx wrote:
At 2/25/15 04:56 AM, Painbringer wrote:
At 2/24/15 10:24 PM, Sensationalism wrote: My favorite is they call them chicks with dicks.
Instead of like men with real dicks and fake boobs.
But I spose then you'd feel too gay for liking them.
They're actually men who took enough female hormone to grow a pair of boobs.

So any man who is attracted to them would actually be gay.

(so I read that and I'm like) ^THIS PERSON MUST BE A PSYCHOLOGIST. Clearly they have some arcane knowledge that I never knew existed.
Either that, or they're just like my (colored) peers who seem to be narrow-minded (or hive-minded) about this idea that someone is either one or the other but once you're one, you simply can't be the other. Yea that pisses me off. As if life has no complexity to it at all or something. Nope.

Oh dude you are -WOEFULLY- mistaken. Have a nice hard look at this link before you go judging other people.
Whoops, you're gay.
I reiterate... you are -SO- gay

The example given here is like a gray area. It's clearly a very nice looking female, but this person has a dick. (but if you didn't know this person had a dick, and it looks like a girl, does that really make you gay? I think not, because if you don't know this isn't a girl, you just were [however mildly] attracted to a guy unknowingly.) I know if I was at a bar and this broad (in the picture) said "I'm drunk and horny, let's go back to my place!" I'd think I was extremely lucky and would be expecting to pipe her down because from where I'm sitting, she looks like some fine ass girl with big tits and a nice ass. Of course, when we got there and she pulls out the hammer I'd abort the mission, but I -was- at first trying to pick her up to get some. I doubt this makes -ME- gay, but there are some who would say it does... those people need to get a grip!


I'm gay for looking at an ugly "chick"? Okay dude.
You're the one who thinks they are hot. And clearly the one who sees anything wrong with being gay or bi.

No no dude, you're -not- gay for looking at an ugly "chick" I was being sarcastic. Read what was said in the beginning, the whole bit about "chicks with dicks" That's a chick with a dick! You just can't see the dick!

As for the topic at hand, people that have seen hentai, tentacles, sex of all kinds after a while can get numb to the same old stuff, which is why Anime evolved into what it did, there's futa and loli and vore and... man there's just a lot of stuff out there and I will tell you right now there ain't nothing wrong with futa, OR yuri... but please get rid of Yaoi... :P
You just wait until you have real sex, buddy.
1. that's a guy, so if you thought she wasn't cute, then, well, that's a guy. Nothing wrong with anyone being gay or bi, which is why I said -not- to judge others. I don't, I have many friends that are many things. I grew up around this. This is just more proof that it's not cool to be straight anymore. And anyway, I do happen to think Ana Mancini is hot. So how can I be "clearly the one who sees anything wrong with gay or bi" isn't futa and the "girl" in the picture, ladyboy?
I'm bi, dude. You are the one who "sees anything wrong with being gay or bi" because you are reacting as if it's a bad thing. "OOps you're gay now."

You misunderstand. There is nothing wrong with any sexual preferences (if you choose to identify with one), but when you say "oh if you like looking at 'chicks with dicks' you're gay cause it's a dick" It makes you look narrow-minded. Everyone has some sort of kink. It might be gay but then again it might not be gay, depending on personal intent (which is completely subjective, and varies from person to person) but what if I were to say "any adult who watches anime is immature because cartoons are for kids;" it's another example of the same thing.

2. Why? Does real sex involve being banged in the ass by a guy? If that's the case, looks like an eternal wait for me. Guess I'm dying a virgin.
Uhhhh sure it can. I just meant because you clearly love your porn and fapping now :D Nothin wrong with that.

You got me there, even though I have my gf, there's nothing quite like getting the job done in 30 seconds, with less work...

3 Before you go flaming someone, why don't you actually READ what the hell was written. That actually helps sometimes.
Hmm wasn't flaming anyone. We're all friends here, it's perfectly acceptable to make light-hearted jabs at one another every now and then.

You weren't? I thought you were all angsty and flying off the broomstick cause I posted some links to Ana just to make a point and see if someone would perv out to him unknowingly... :P

Or perhaps you are angry at yourself for being gay?
No, I'm quite happy being bi.

Oh well in that case, carry on in your happiness, and put a cock in it wouldya!? :P
No but seriously I tried that whole bi thing and it just didn't pan out for me. It was going fine and stuff was being done and then dude wanted to kiss me. That shit went south real fast cause I almost threw the f up right in dude's mouth. He's lucky he didn't get knocked the hell out! LOL


Hail Cobra!

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