Texan that enjoys BBQ and Beer.
Texan thats a gun enthusiast.
Metalhead that mostly wears black.
Alcoholic enthusiasm that applies to writers, animators, artists, pilots, bikers, the Scots, the Germans, and southerners.
Biker that will absolutely park on the sidewalk so I'm not taking up a parking space that could be for a car.
Biker that will occasionally ride the shoulder to evade severe traffic jams on the highways (all contextual, ofc)
Metalhead that teeters the boundary of contradiction by being heavily opinionated about bands, and what era of said bands.
White boy clumsiness when it comes to dancing.
White boy handicap when it comes to Basketball.
White boy that doesn't tan, but instead burns and peels easily, so I got a farmers tan like woah and I don't invite the sun often.
Of Scottish descent, theres hues of red in my beard.
Of Texan birth, I say "Howdy", "Y'all" and "Ain't" unironically and casually in everyday conversation.
Of Texan birth, I understand some of the spanish language and mexican culture.
Metalhead that moshes when provoked.
Metalhead with a spiked and studded denim vest that represents as many local bands as comfortable.
An American with Scottish blood that wears kilts and attends Scottish / Celtic festivals. (I've yet to go to Ren Fair)
Of Texan birth, has adapted well to the heat and bears a weakness to the cold.
Biker thats wrecked twice, has two different helmets, and multiple ranges of protective clothing SPECIFICALLY for wind-chill and inclimate weather riding.
Pilot that easily gets lost on the road.
A "Geoff" thats been desensitized to mispronunciations or misspellings of his name.