fuck eh

[Luke]

i almost dated a mom, dodged a bullet there eh?

[5ERGEI]

At 1/26/15 02:31 AM, Luke wrote: i almost dated a mom, dodged a bullet there eh?

was she hot?

[Luke]

well we are still chatting and shes hot but fuck i dont wanna date yet. i was thinking like, dick her down for a month or so, then maybe if dating happens it happens.

[MykeiXWolfe]

Don't be a friendzoner, they're the worst

[Gergaloth]

Come on, be a daddy!

[CorpseGrinderClock]

you're all awful this thread is awful stop breathing

[NewgroundsNation]

You missed the opportunity to be an angry stepfather, and everybody knows that's the best job in the world

[Zerodecoole]

Would be funny if her child was on Newgrounds.

[Teddiikun]

At 1/26/15 02:31 AM, Luke wrote: i almost dated a mom, dodged a bullet there eh?

Sure did, bro

[Makakaov]

At 1/26/15 02:39 AM, Luke wrote: well we are still chatting and shes hot but fuck i dont wanna date yet. i was thinking like, dick her down for a month or so, then maybe if dating happens it happens.

Mature women are not to be dated. They're to be fucked.

[Radaketor]

At 1/26/15 05:36 AM, Zerodecoole wrote: Would be funny if her child was on Newgrounds.

Maybe that child is you.

[Luke]

At 1/26/15 05:03 AM, NewgroundsNation wrote: You missed the opportunity to be an angry stepfather, and everybody knows that's the best job in the world

this is what i was thinking honestly, im talking to a new mom now. she has a daughter, maybe i could be a cool dad and beat up her boyfriends and throw beer cans at them.

[MuramasasEdge]

At 1/26/15 02:54 PM, Luke wrote:

At 1/26/15 05:03 AM, NewgroundsNation wrote: You missed the opportunity to be an angry stepfather, and everybody knows that's the best job in the world

this is what i was thinking honestly, im talking to a new mom now. she has a daughter, maybe i could be a cool dad and beat up her boyfriends and throw beer cans at them.

OR bang the both of them. But you'd have to wait for the daughter to come of age.

[TheMajormel]

More like you missed an oppurtunity , FUCK I WISH I HAD MATURE PUSSY

[Luke]

At 1/26/15 03:05 PM, Ketchemonia wrote: OR bang the both of them. But you'd have to wait for the daughter to come of age.

honestly i was gonna say that but i felt gross.

At 1/26/15 03:08 PM, TheMajormel wrote: More like you missed an oppurtunity , FUCK I WISH I HAD MATURE PUSSY

she's 21. that isn't mature lol.

[TheMajormel]

At 1/26/15 03:08 PM, TheMajormel wrote: More like you missed an oppurtunity , FUCK I WISH I HAD MATURE PUSSY

she's 21. that isn't mature lol.

Kh whew you dodged a crazy bullet negro

[CGA-999]

At 1/26/15 06:40 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 1/26/15 04:24 PM, Luke wrote:

At 1/26/15 03:08 PM, TheMajormel wrote: More like you missed an oppurtunity , FUCK I WISH I HAD MATURE PUSSY

she's 21. that isn't mature lol.

There's no point in fucking a mom unless she's at least 35

Correction. She's gotta be 69.

[Luke]

At 1/26/15 06:40 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 1/26/15 04:24 PM, Luke wrote:

At 1/26/15 03:08 PM, TheMajormel wrote: More like you missed an oppurtunity , FUCK I WISH I HAD MATURE PUSSY

she's 21. that isn't mature lol.

There's no point in fucking a mom unless she's at least 35

truth be told i''ve fucked moms in their twenties before, and it's really nothing special... it however does feel cool to reflect on it and say, woah i put my dick where a baby came out of. and it's not my kid!!
that's the best part, aside from that it's just another lay, some have nicer butts, some have nicer bodies... it's the same old shit. but there's something cool about it when you're plowing her and you think "huh shes a mom".

[Maltos]

At 1/26/15 03:56 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: what's the deal with canadians eh

--supergandhi64

^ this