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santa claus

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santa claus 2014-12-25 22:49:28


did he give you the contents of his sack?


Goobleboo's face should be finger painted with cow shit for his incredibly insignificant contributions to the world and my life. -Conal

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Response to santa claus 2014-12-25 22:50:11


At 12/25/14 10:49 PM, Goobleboo wrote: did he give you the contents of his sack?

stop it goober.

Response to santa claus 2014-12-25 23:58:08


No, nor I think he will.

Response to santa claus 2014-12-26 02:25:41


Giggity


keep on Reaping on

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Response to santa claus 2014-12-26 03:03:10


At 12/25/14 10:49 PM, Goobleboo wrote: did he give you the contents of his sack?

Yeah, it was creamy .

Response to santa claus 2014-12-27 07:04:15


While I agree Santa has a sack, he did not give me the contents of it, sadly.


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Response to santa claus 2014-12-27 07:08:20


Yes.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to santa claus 2014-12-27 11:13:22


Do, he gave me the contents of his stocking, which now that I think about it, is kind of dirty in its own way. Wait, he gave me the contents of MY stocking, that's probably even worse!


You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock

Response to santa claus 2014-12-27 16:39:50


At 12/27/14 11:13 AM, Ericho wrote: Do, he gave me the contents of his stocking, which now that I think about it, is kind of dirty in its own way. Wait, he gave me the contents of MY stocking, that's probably even worse!

was it a poo?


The High Bunny Council Awaits

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Response to santa claus 2014-12-27 18:22:58


Santa is German, therefor an evil jew killer.


fuck yuo idiote

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Response to santa claus 2014-12-27 20:14:26


Yep, I got socks :U

Response to santa claus 2014-12-27 20:17:42


Why is Santa's sack so big?

because he only cums once a year.

Response to santa claus 2014-12-27 21:33:35


At 12/27/14 06:22 PM, Sevkat wrote: Santa is German, therefor an evil jew killer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic5aOV1XYJg

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Response to santa claus 2014-12-28 11:10:05


At 12/27/14 06:22 PM, Sevkat wrote: Santa is German, therefor an evil jew killer.

I actually found out that Germany is the most loved country in the world. You REALLY don't know what you're talking about.


You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock

Response to santa claus 2014-12-28 12:35:57


At 12/27/14 08:17 PM, cga-999 wrote: Why is Santa's sack so big?
because he only cums once a year.

Brilliant, made me laugh!


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Response to santa claus 2014-12-28 14:55:32


At 12/28/14 11:10 AM, Ericho wrote:
At 12/27/14 06:22 PM, Sevkat wrote: Santa is German, therefor an evil jew killer.
I actually found out that Germany is the most loved country in the world. You REALLY don't know what you're talking about.

Nope. You're wrong.


fuck yuo idiote

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Response to santa claus 2015-01-03 10:29:55


I heard that the original Saint Nicolas was Turkish. In fact, there was even this controversy over whether Santa was white, but he would look more Middle Eastern, but then again, I don't know much about the Turkish people. Yeah, I thought he was originally German too.


You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock