i used to be bullied a lot..so i watch this video on how to very direct to girls ..so long story short im a pimp now so..
I Decided To Become A Pimp
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At 12/10/14 08:49 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Being a pimp isn't as cool as being a king though.
Being a Monster-King seems cooler doh.
Oh look, nipple rings
Being a pimp is a dangerous life with a quest of many milestones.
Are you wish to choose this life path? Has your master educated you properly before you entered the world of pimp-dom?
Many are not worthy of the trials and tribulation of being a pimp has to offer.
winner of the first annual NG Hunger games
life is just a trek, a quest to obtain knowledge, power, perhaps domination. maybe someone will win the race someday
At 12/10/14 08:55 PM, Monster-64 wrote:At 12/10/14 08:51 PM, KingSandy wrote: what about being a GOD?No... God-King is more realistic.
Godzilla mixed with the terminator.....mecha-godilla?
The High Bunny Council Awaits
ironically, being a pimp isn't as cool as being a servant of Jesus Christ our lord lol
-dm692
At 12/10/14 11:58 PM, FRAYDO wrote: best of luck on your endeavor, PimpSandy
It's A Pimp Named Sandy, you gotta say the whole thing.
At 12/10/14 11:49 PM, DM692 wrote: ironically, being a pimp isn't as cool as being a servant of Jesus Christ our lord lol
-dm692
agreed, while being a pimp might seem like it will be all fun and games, it wont bring the excitement and fulfillment in life you are really looking for.
OP needs to re-evaluate his life.
winner of the first annual NG Hunger games
life is just a trek, a quest to obtain knowledge, power, perhaps domination. maybe someone will win the race someday
Good luck on your strange endeavors then.
Why don't you tell us how it'll turn out afterwards?
pimp? bitch please, Jackie estacado and spawn are the highest ascensions you can get to
Becoming a pimp is a dangerous mission on its own.... but.... Once you master the craft...How do you recruit whores? Is there some encyclopedia of whores or something?
Hello thar ;)
Welcome to the pimp life, don't forget to do the pimp stuff.
I've been sitting here, can't get it off my mind..
Can't help but wonder how OP's endeavors and ambitions to be a pimp are playing out.
Since when was the last time someone has gone through the valiant effort to undertake such a title? Such deeds arent to go unnoticed and will surely be remembered in all of history.
winner of the first annual NG Hunger games
life is just a trek, a quest to obtain knowledge, power, perhaps domination. maybe someone will win the race someday
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Pluses size pimpin since 98
Lets se dem threads
keep on Reaping on
Make sure to wear a purple suit and hit your ho's a lot to teach them their place.
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At 12/10/14 08:47 PM, KingSandy wrote: i used to be bullied a lot..so i watch this video on how to very direct to girls ..so long story short im a pimp now so..
That's so cool
How is your new life as a pimp?
What do pimps eat for breakfast?
Do you get a cold or are pimps immune to that?
Have you ever visited the moon?
Do you have a cat?
What's your favourite drink?
I haven't met a real pimp before so there is so much I want to know!
