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What privileges do you have?

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What privileges do you have? 2014-11-20 08:31:05


So, what kind of>privileges do you guys/girls/genderqueer have?

Mine are:

White privilege
Able privilege
Cis privilege
Heterosexual privilege
Tall privilege
Constant fear of being attacked by Russia privilege
Being drafted to a possible war privilege


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NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO STEAL AND/OR EDIT MY SIG WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

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Response to What privileges do you have? 2014-11-20 08:36:15


The last two made me lol.


brains.

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Response to What privileges do you have? 2014-11-20 09:44:10


I have the privilege of being almost anything I want to be in my country, having basic human rights that many people take for granted, and living in a relatively safe and secure environment that lets me focus on hobbies that interest me instead of the fundamentals for survival.


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Response to What privileges do you have? 2014-11-20 10:25:21


At 11/20/14 08:48 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Tall privilege
White privilege
Basketball privilege
Sex appeal to ladies privilege

Man we're so similar. I have, and I bet you do too, these privileges:

Swag privilege
Game privilege (girls can't resist me, I spit game)
Walking to a completely empty room, walking out of it with 5 girls privilege
Hair brushing the clouds privilege

At 11/20/14 08:36 AM, Zombified wrote: The last two made me lol.

Hah! It's true!

At 11/20/14 09:44 AM, FinaLee wrote: I have the privilege of being almost anything I want to be in my country, having basic human rights that many people take for granted, and living in a relatively safe and secure environment that lets me focus on hobbies that interest me instead of the fundamentals for survival.

Unfortunately, that one almost always taken for granted.


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Response to What privileges do you have? 2014-11-20 10:35:16


I have privilege to offend women and minorities because I'm white heterosexual christian male.

Response to What privileges do you have? 2014-11-20 10:36:40


At 11/20/14 10:35 AM, Makakaov wrote: I have privilege to offend women and minorities because I'm white heterosexual christian male.

God damn I love being white...


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Response to What privileges do you have? 2014-11-20 11:02:20


White privilege
Able privilege
Cis privilege
Perceivably Heterosexual privilege (I'm Pansexual, but don't fit into any stereotypes, so most people assume I'm straight).

And also I live in a first world nation. That's pretty nice.

Response to What privileges do you have? 2014-11-20 11:39:34


White privilege
Cis privilege
Heterosexual privilege
Tall privilege
Poor privilege


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to What privileges do you have? 2014-11-20 13:06:44


At 11/20/14 08:31 AM, Lorkas wrote: So, what kind of>privileges do you guys/girls/genderqueer have?

Living privilege.

At 11/20/14 10:55 AM, Cordyceps wrote: http://www.checkmyprivilege.com/

My privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 140

Your privilege level is Extremely Oppressed with a score of -680


"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"

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Response to What privileges do you have? 2014-11-20 20:07:45


White privilege
Able privilege
Cis privilege
Gay privilege
Male privilege
First World privilege
Employed privilege
Not on any meds privilege
No criminal record privilege


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to What privileges do you have? 2014-11-20 21:51:23


All of them.

Response to What privileges do you have? 2014-11-20 22:25:26


At 11/20/14 10:55 AM, Cordyceps wrote: http://www.checkmyprivilege.com/

My privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 140

I'm a SHITLORD at 160, bow down


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Response to What privileges do you have? 2014-11-20 22:29:25


I have "not being an insufferable SJW" privilege.

Response to What privileges do you have? 2014-11-20 22:33:42


all of them

Response to What privileges do you have? 2014-11-20 22:35:04


None of those apparently. I'd say I'm able privileged but the government disagrees. I'm also iffy about everything else. Don't know what other privileges there are because I'm a newgrounder not a tumblr user.


???-2004?=dark ages, 2005?=atomic betty era, 2006=red dwarf era, 2007-2009=newgrounds era, 2009-2014= anime era,

What have I done with my life?

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Response to What privileges do you have? 2014-11-20 22:38:17


Dangit

Y'all got me beat..

But I can one up y'all

I don't have privileges....I HAZ RIGHTS!

I can put my mouth all over your water fountains and take a dump in your bathrooms.

IT'S GLORIOUS!

MURIKAAAAA

2nd amendment is the only one that matters ....jus sayin

Response to What privileges do you have? 2014-11-20 23:12:48


Admin privilege