Was thinking to myself about this the other day, felt as if I should share it to y'all.

What's something that you see in porn videos a lot that just disgusts you? (ex. facials, man groaning, etc)

I personally hate when the guy gapes open the girl's cunt and applies pressure while doing so. You know, when the camera does a close-up on a completely spread apart cunt where you can see all the weird organ stuff in it. Like, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Probably just hearing the guy. Just wanna smack him with a dildo and tell him to stfu

Condoms.

Especially when they just magically appear in the buttfucking scene.

At 11/18/14 06:19 PM, Piemix wrote: I personally hate when the guy gapes open the girl's cunt and applies pressure while doing so. You know, when the camera does a close-up on a completely spread apart cunt where you can see all the weird organ stuff in it. Like, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

OMG, that's exactly what I was going to post. I don't need to see anyone's insides. That's disgusting.

I also find creampies kinda gross. Like, I know it happens, but I don't need to see it, you know?

Guys and non-Asian women

Unrealistic writing, obnoxious overacting.

Eh, I can live without it.

When it ends.

When a woman is giving a really shitty blowjob and when you can see the dick bulge in her throat. Apart from that nothing really bothers me.

I mostly try to watch soft porn, anything else above that is really scary, and once you get into those videos you find some real weird shit.

At 11/18/14 06:55 PM, ManDeep wrote: What kind of porn do you watch that makes use of condoms?

Gay porn.

It is only the mainstream production crap that seems to have them.

But I usually just watch gay bondage fetish videos that almost never have any condoms.

EDIT: Just noticed your edit after typing.

Black people..

Loud, angry doms or dommes. If you have to raise your voice you aren't as powerful as you're trying to be.

I don't like seeing a guy's testicles bounce around. It looks weird.

gaping assholes. also clenching assholes to make that silent squelching.

It really bothers me that he never actually fixes her television.

talking cameramen
screaming
mouth-feeding sperm with spoon

Your mom.
#original

MILK ENEMA

WHY IS THIS A THING

Naked people.

Hamburger Helper.

I can't stand seeing cum.
That's mainly why I don't watch porn.
I can't even look at my own.

i don't want to see the guy's face.. or the ass

At 11/18/14 08:04 PM, je171 wrote: I hate when either a guy behind the camera or the guy in the scene won't stfu. They say the stupidest things or keep asking the girl questions, or sit there and dirty talk. I don't watch porn to listen to the GUY dirty talk or keep being an idiot.

This, a thousand times, this. I'm secure enough to watch two people having sex and project myself into the male role without freaking out there's a dick on screen. At the same time if there's a solo girl and the camera is moving I figure there is someone, likely male, holding it. But why in fuck would I have clicked on a video of a solo woman if I wanted to hear a mans voice? This time is for me and the nice lady.This is not the time to confirm the stereotype that people in porn are poor decision makers. No one is here for your input, mr. goatee.

I also do not enjoy anal (I am not an ass man in the slightest), nor do I enjoy zoom-ins to the vagina (porn or webcam).

You are no longer my brother. You are my enemy.

I hate the angle where its behind the guy and the girl, focused on both of their assholes, it's 75% dude, and the 25% of the chick is constantly being eclipsed by the scrotum flopping purposefully against her...I don't want to see the dude...I'm not interested in the dude...I want to see her. She is literally the entire reason I'm watching this.

I also can't stand it when the two actors won't shut the fuck up. I like to hear her natural lady-noises, I like to hear that she's totally into it, (I don't like it when they cry), but when they're practically having a really dumbed down conversation, I get annoyed and it takes me out of it.

"YEAH YOU LIKE THAT?"
"OH YEAH I DO"
"DO YA? HUH?"
"YYYEAH"
"UHN HOW WAS YOUR DAY? SSSS"
"OOOH IT WAS GUUUUD, AH!!!"
"IT WAS A GOOD DAY!?"
"SO GOOOOD!!!"
"WHAT'D YOU HAVE FOR, UHN, LUNCH!?"
"MMM SUBWAY!!!"
"EAT FRESH? YEAH?"
"YEAH EAT FRESH! FIVE DOLLAR OHHHHH"
"FIVE DOLLAR-"
"FOOT LOOOOONG!!!!!!"
"FOOOOOOT LOOOOOONNNNNG!!!!"

when the partner is not doing a competent enough job fucking.

At 11/18/14 08:10 PM, Natick wrote: mouth-feeding sperm with spoon

That reminds me of the weirdest thing I have ever seen in porn. I was no longer able to watch anything with Aurora Snow in it after seeing it.

It starts off as a normal anal scene. Then he cums in her ass. But then he gets a wine glass, puts it under her ass, and then she farts out the cum into the glass, then takes it from him and drinks it. What in the actual fuck. Seriously.

At 11/18/14 06:19 PM, Piemix wrote:

I personally hate when the guy gapes open the girl's cunt and applies pressure while doing so. You know, when the camera does a close-up on a completely spread apart cunt where you can see all the weird organ stuff in it. Like, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

This statement of finding the vagina gross is what bothers me

At 11/18/14 09:08 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: It starts off as a normal anal scene. Then he cums in her ass. But then he gets a wine glass, puts it under her ass, and then she farts out the cum into the glass, then takes it from him and drinks it. What in the actual fuck. Seriously.

what, felching?

reminds me of the one thing i saw that put me off porn for a full week (besides 2 girls 1 cup), which was seeing a woman with a physical deformity that made her mouth look like something resembling an an octopus's vagina, with 8 flaps from what i remember. it could have been fake but that must have been a damn convincing airbrush artist then. either way, i wanted to drink a whole bottle of ipecac when i saw that, i was so freaked out

At 11/18/14 10:10 PM, Natick wrote:

reminds me of the one thing i saw that put me off porn for a full week (besides 2 girls 1 cup), which was seeing a woman with a physical deformity that made her mouth look like something resembling an an octopus's vagina, with 8 flaps from what i remember. it could have been fake but that must have been a damn convincing airbrush artist then.

Link please?

-When any of the "actors" aren't into it.
-Ugly pornstars.
-Shitty camera angles.
-Shitty fake tits.

Eliminates the vast majority of stuff right off the bat right there.

Seriously why is there only like less than 1% of porn that's actually any good? Do most people actually like that 99% of shitty porn?