If Obama was in front of you

[Cynicalx]

What would you ask him? The President is in front of you. How would you react?

I would tell him straight up: Hey mister Obama lets stop creating terrorists so that you can make everyone scared and do what you say like rising the military tax percentage. How do you maintain your civility with the total lynch job the disgusting pigs on the right have been doing to you since the first day you took office and does it confirm to you the utter racism that is the underlying core value of the ugly ignorant Republican party?

[ACYL]

For his birth certificate

[CGA-999]

Why we keep "borrowing" money from China and why the NSA spies on us.

[Scarface]

Why the fuck would you go after ISIS. It will go literally nowhere, and it will just add to our debt.

[Heretic-Anchorite]

At 11/17/14 10:14 PM, Cynicalx wrote: What would you ask him? The President is in front of you. How would you react?

If he was in front of me right now, I'd get some pants on, but if he showed up at my door or something I'd treat him with respect, maybe shake his hand and go about my day.

Personally I believe if disagree with him or not, you still treat him with respect and not yell out random stuff.

[M-Maher]

At 11/17/14 10:14 PM, Cynicalx wrote: What would you ask him? The President is in front of you. How would you react?

I would do a 720 and walk away.

[KevinButtchin]

it would be cool but he probably wouldnt want to talk to me. i understand

[Cynicalx]

At 11/17/14 10:18 PM, Scarface wrote: Why the fuck would you go after ISIS. It will go literally nowhere, and it will just add to our debt.

This is the best post so far.

[Chocomilk]

I'd probably ask him to buy me liquor or something

[Th-e]

I would end up in jail if I was in front of him.

I will be convicted of the offense of "kicking the President of the United States in the nuts."

[Chdonga]

I'd give him a pound (because we're both black), take a selfie with him, then ask how he got here under this crazy weather.

[SneakyGameBoy]

"So uhh mister President... saw any fucked up shit in the government's secret documents?"

[TacoBell-Lord]

Roll a blunt with him & smoke up while we talk about JFK

[CresIsis]

I'm not for or against Obama, I'd probably ask him if he's down to chill at the pub and maybe play some Smash.

He better not fucking play as Marth or Roy or I'll be pissed.

[Avery]

I would have to be suicidal, and I would ask him if Michelle is a tranny, and end up dead months later.

[Kwing]

Normally I wouldn't even care. Though, since he would be in my house, I might be somewhat upset. I'd probably just tell him to leave.

[Zerodecoole]

Ask him to follow me on Twitter.
I want that Obama follow.

Even though I barely use Twitter.

[Immortal19]

I would tell him to fuck off.

[Finnyprik]

obama isnt even real he a puppet whoreads telepromters

[Cyberdevil]

I would ask him what's really going on. Not expecting an honest answer though.

[solamander]

I would ask him why he quit smoking, and offer him a joint.

[SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2]

"Uhhh... Mr. President... could you, uh, not sit on top of my computer, please...?
"NO"
"Mr. President, please, I just want to post on Newgrounds, sir, please."
"NO"
"Mr. President, why exactly are you in my house again"
"ISIS"
"Isis?"
"ISIS IS EEEEEVIIILLLLLLL"
"...Get the fuck out of my house, Mr. President."

[Mumbo]

"Mr. President."

"We need to steal the declaration of independence"

[Alys]

I would be creeped out, and I'll probably ask him why are we going against ISIS anyway?

[DarkMatter]

cough, and say I have Ebola.

[TheGamechanger]

I'd have him get really drunk, and then I'll have him get in get in big time trouble.

Just imagine the headlines!

[Cynicalx]

At 11/19/14 02:57 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: I'd have him get really drunk, and then I'll have him get in get in big time trouble.

Just imagine the headlines!

Excellent.

[TheGamechanger]

At 11/19/14 02:57 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: I'd have him get really drunk, and then I'll have him get in get in big time trouble.

Just imagine the headlines!

Whoops! I just realized my mistake! It should say "and then I'll have him get in some big time trouble." Sorry for the confusion.

[Piper]

If Obama was in front of me when? Yesterday? Last year?

Oh, do you mean were in front of me?

I know, I'm a poopy-head.

If Obama were in front of me, I would say, "Hello, Mr.President. What brings you to my lair?"

[TessaWuff]

"Hey there Obama. I would call you president, but to me you're just a monkey flippin switches. Now get back in your hole and let REAL leaders rise!"

Those ears really do make him look like a monkey.

Also, inviting Oprah in the White House? The only thing that softens that for me is that it probably made Josh happy.