My cat and I just killed a mouse.
1. This is the first mouse she's ever seen. She's over a year old and was raised from birth by humans so she's not really sure how to Cat. She stands on two feet half the time, watches TV, punches things, etc. But she went into instant cat mode when she saw the mouse.
2. I had to horribly bludgeon it with a hammer because I caught it half under a box and didn't want to risk it getting out. It was gross. There was blood all over my floor.
The end
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You are a manipulative, abusive and violent piece of shit.
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Poor mouse... You could have entrapped it in said box and released it...
At 10/28/14 07:13 AM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote:At 10/28/14 07:06 AM, Zhon wrote: She's over a year old and was raised from birth by humans so she's not really sure how to Cat. She stands on two feet half the time, watches TV, punches things, etc.That's a pretty awesome pet. Like having a little buddy around. "Doesn't know how to Cat" I like that
That picture is adorable, haha. But yeah. She's basically like a little kid, just with extra legs.
@DumbassDude - and have it find its way back into my apartment, eat all my food, shit in my cupboards, and maybe become rabid and bite my adorable humancat? I don't think so. It was adorable, but I have no shame in killing it.
And no I didn't eat it. My cat didn't even want to eat it. She was mostly just confused after I caught it. She smacked it a few times but that's it.
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Interesting story, you should become a teacher and teach other people how to cat.
Swell story, mate.
If you'll excuse me, I've got a train to catch.
Anyone got a paper bag?
I feel like eating paper.
