I gotta date this weekend
Pick only one of your dragon dildos, you don't want to look desperate.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
At 12/5/14 05:39 AM, Zerodecoole wrote: So, any updates?
I didn't go, blocked her, and got a new gal pal.
At 12/5/14 11:01 AM, solamander wrote:At 12/5/14 05:39 AM, Zerodecoole wrote: So, any updates?I didn't go, blocked her, and got a new gal pal.
Awesome story bro!
The tip is, go for it.
If you - god forbid - fail miserably and have to face the humiliation and embarassment of your own failure - so be it.
You will inevitably return here, to share your experiences with your companions of misfortune here.
Should you succeed though, you will likely grow attached to this female, perhaps even grow a happy life with her.
And here on Newgrounds? We will never see you again.
For that is the loveless limbo that is Newgrounds.com: a desperate gathering of confraters with nothing better to do.
Go. Go, and godspeed you, oh child so innocent and pure.
*sigh*
At 12/5/14 12:39 PM, Splats wrote:
Scrap all that, just saw you totally chickened out. Boo, numb-nut.
*sigh*
At 12/5/14 11:01 AM, solamander wrote: I didn't go, blocked her, and got a new gal pal.
good going? ...
At 12/5/14 12:42 PM, FRAYDO wrote:At 12/5/14 11:01 AM, solamander wrote: I didn't go, blocked her, and got a new gal pal.good going? ...
thanks man
At 12/5/14 11:01 AM, solamander wrote:At 12/5/14 05:39 AM, Zerodecoole wrote: So, any updates?I didn't go, blocked her, and got a new gal pal.
Why did you chicken out?
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 12/5/14 02:10 PM, Radaketor wrote:At 12/5/14 11:01 AM, solamander wrote:Why did you chicken out?At 12/5/14 05:39 AM, Zerodecoole wrote: So, any updates?I didn't go, blocked her, and got a new gal pal.
This was a month ago, holy shit dude.
I didn't wanna go, thats why.
At 12/5/14 02:16 PM, solamander wrote: This was a month ago, holy shit dude.
I don't have good memory.
I didn't wanna go, thats why.
You forgot the condoms, didn't you?
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 12/5/14 02:20 PM, Radaketor wrote:At 12/5/14 02:16 PM, solamander wrote: This was a month ago, holy shit dude.I don't have good memory.
I didn't wanna go, thats why.You forgot the condoms, didn't you?
Never.
