Worst thing to put in a Donut
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a hole
why would you take away a percentage of my donut
Toothpaste was the first thing to come to mind.
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At 9/30/14 05:35 PM, JRob wrote: Your dick
He said worst.
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At 9/30/14 05:38 PM, Slint wrote:At 9/30/14 05:35 PM, JRob wrote: Your dickHe said worst.
His dick is the worst
Powerful acid?
Unless it was LSD-type acid
At 9/30/14 05:06 PM, STEM wrote: WHAT IS WITH THE DONUT TAX
That way the government can take that portion of your donut and use it for themselves. In this case, to capitalize on the market of donut holes. Your donut tax just makes the government that much more of a monopoly.
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At 9/30/14 05:06 PM, STEM wrote: a hole
why would you take away a percentage of my donut
empty calories that's what makes the doughnuts so deadly
Voodoo Donuts in Seattle made a Jägermeister donut, short story short, it wasn't great.
They also had a Pepto Bismol and Nyquil Donut once, but they had to take it down.
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At 9/30/14 05:35 PM, JRob wrote: Your dick
I was thinking the same thing, hahaha.
At 9/30/14 10:42 PM, SentForMe wrote:At 9/30/14 05:04 PM, Tybia99 wrote: What is the worst thing to put in a Donut?Phlegm flavored donuts would be pretty awful. So would snot flavored donuts. Of course you could fill your donuts with plague or something, but I'm pretty sure that would be illegal, so they wouldn't last very long. Also, killing your customers is a really awful business model.
But what if you run a morgue on the side, eh? Disclaimer on the donuts in small print "These totally won't cause death. Wink wink. Nudge nudge." Coupon for 50% of funeral services at your morgue comes with the donut "completely unrelated. Wink wink. Nudge nudge."
At 9/30/14 05:56 PM, Eddmario wrote: Mayo
well that is just sadistic.
At 9/30/14 11:01 PM, FRAYDO wrote:At 9/30/14 05:56 PM, Eddmario wrote: Mayowell that is just sadistic.
Mayo might be bad, but you have yet to taste Hollandaise
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Something thats not supposed to be edible.
...Are you fishing for "jelly" OP? Do you really not like Jelly? Is that why this thread was made, because you're waiting for someone to say "jelly?"
u jelly, OP?
Jelly?
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At 9/30/14 05:04 PM, Tybia99 wrote: What is the worst thing to put in a Donut?
A human fingernail. A whole one with a little bit of fleshy meat at the base of it. You bite into your donut and it feels like there's a bit of plastic mixed in with your boston creme so you spit it out and you have to look at it for a few moments before you realize what it is.
blech
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At 9/30/14 05:09 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: this is the type of glaze I am talking about, it looks like cum
Who are you trying to fool? You'd probably gobble it up just for that reason alone.
Happily ETS'd.
At 10/1/14 12:11 AM, HomicidialFrog wrote:At 10/1/14 12:09 AM, TailsPrower wrote:I know I would.At 9/30/14 05:09 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: this is the type of glaze I am talking about, it looks like cumWho are you trying to fool? You'd probably gobble it up just for that reason alone.
I know you would.
Happily ETS'd.
At 9/30/14 05:04 PM, Tybia99 wrote: What is the worst thing to put in a Donut?
Your dick. That's the worst.
At 10/1/14 12:18 AM, HomicidialFrog wrote: If it was my cum, you would too.
Don't even fucking deny it, Tails.
From now on, you will have the intense urge to fuck every single donut of this kind. Have fun nerd.
Happily ETS'd.
At 10/1/14 12:28 AM, HomicidialFrog wrote: I feel like I should apologize to everyone on this BBS just for being associated with you.
I feel like you need to apologize to all those donuts you fucked.
Happily ETS'd.
Putting miniature nukes inside a donut would give you a slightly bad case of indigestion.
