I, _______________, resident of _____________, do hereby turn over the
ownership of my immortal soul to one Mumbo to be delivered upon my
death. I recognize the irrevocable nature of this contract, and swear that,
prior to this transaction, I had full and unrestricted rights to my soul and
that no prior claim, easement, contract or covenant had been placed on it.
Upon signing this private contract, I agree to the following terms and
conditions:
1) AUTHORITY TO ACT:
My Agent (Mumbo) has full rights and is authorized to act for me,
should I be rendered unable. I give Power of Attorney to my Agent, trusting
that he/she will act in my best interest and carry out my will, should I die
prematurely.
2) AFTERLIFE
In attaching my signature to this document I do not automatically acknowledge
the existence of the human soul. I do, however, recognize that should such an
emanation exist my soul is no longer my property. Should I assert the
existence of an eternal paradise, referred to as heaven, and a realm of the
eternally damned, heretofore referred to as hell, prove to be indubitable I
thoroughly and without exaggeration or hesitation understand and accept that
entrance into either unknown may be hindered to an unknown degree. If some
other hereafter should require said emanation it has been satisfactorily
explained that all interest accumulated during my ownership has been
transferred with my signature.
Sworn and witnessed on this day, ________/__________/___________
Full Name: __________________________________
Signature:___________________________________
Agent Signature: ____________________________
Witnessed By: _______________________________
(By printing and signing any name, phrase or otherwise, regardless of if you
consider it your own, on the lines provided, you are bound by all terms and
conditions present. Whatever is given, considered your own or otherwise, is
symbolic of an agreement to be bound by this contract. No exceptions.)

Come on guys, it's for charity.

At 9/27/14 04:44 PM, SentForMe wrote: Just give it to you? No way, you're going to have to pay for that one.

I'll tell you you did a good thing and make you feel gud

Thank god this is a copy/pasted contract of some sorts.
I thought you were the new @Stereocrisis.

Why would the afterlife even acknowledge a legal document anyway?

That's silly. Like you get the angel of death wrapped up in a poorly written legal agreement and as a result you get to return to life as an immortal sperm whale or somethi

How about you give it to me?

I would, but @ama sucked mines out.

Nah.

IT'S ALF! REMEMBER ALF? HE'S BACK...IN POG FORM

At 9/27/14 06:12 PM, Jojo55 wrote: If he is in agreeance I'd like @TheGamechanger to sign off as the witness because he seems to be the most fit man for the job.

I, _Jojo__________, resident of _Newgrounds__, do hereby turn over the
ownership of my immortal soul to one Mumbo to be delivered upon my
death. I recognize the irrevocable nature of this contract, and swear that,
prior to this transaction, I had full and unrestricted rights to my soul and
that no prior claim, easement, contract or covenant had been placed on it.
Upon signing this private contract, I agree to the following terms and
conditions:
1) AUTHORITY TO ACT
My Agent (Mumbo) has full rights and is authorized to act for me,
should I be rendered unable. I give Power of Attorney to my Agent, trusting
that he/she will act in my best interest and carry out my will, should I die
prematurely.
2) AFTERLIFE
In attaching my signature to this document I do not automatically acknowledge
the existence of the human soul. I do, however, recognize that should such an
emanation exist my soul is no longer my property. Should I assert the
existence of an eternal paradise, referred to as heaven, and a realm of the
eternally damned, heretofore referred to as hell, prove to be indubitable I
thoroughly and without exaggeration or hesitation understand and accept that
entrance into either unknown may be hindered to an unknown degree. If some
other hereafter should require said emanation it has been satisfactorily
explained that all interest accumulated during my ownership has been
transferred with my signature.
Sworn and witnessed on this day, _27_____/_9________/_2014______
Full Name: _Jojo55_of_Newgrounds_____________
Signature:_Jojo~_____________________________
Agent Signature: ____________________________
Witnessed By: _________TheGamechanger_______
(By printing and signing any name, phrase or otherwise, regardless of if you
consider it your own, on the lines provided, you are bound by all terms and
conditions present. Whatever is given, considered your own or otherwise, is
symbolic of an agreement to be bound by this contract. No exceptions.)

I, _TheGamechanger_, resident of _Badassville_, do hereby turn over the
ownership of my immortal soul to one Mumbo to be delivered upon my
death. I recognize the irrevocable nature of this contract, and swear that,
prior to this transaction, I had full and unrestricted rights to my soul and
that no prior claim, easement, contract or covenant had been placed on it.
Upon signing this private contract, I agree to the following terms and
conditions:
1) AUTHORITY TO ACT:
My Agent (Mumbo) has full rights and is authorized to act for me,
should I be rendered unable. I give Power of Attorney to my Agent, trusting
that he/she will act in my best interest and carry out my will, should I die
prematurely.
2) AFTERLIFE
In attaching my signature to this document I do not automatically acknowledge
the existence of the human soul. I do, however, recognize that should such an
emanation exist my soul is no longer my property. Should I assert the
existence of an eternal paradise, referred to as heaven, and a realm of the
eternally damned, heretofore referred to as hell, prove to be indubitable I
thoroughly and without exaggeration or hesitation understand and accept that
entrance into either unknown may be hindered to an unknown degree. If some
other hereafter should require said emanation it has been satisfactorily
explained that all interest accumulated during my ownership has been
transferred with my signature.
Sworn and witnessed on this day, _09__/___28___/_2014___
Full Name: ___The Gamechanger___________
Signature:___Gamechanger______
Agent Signature: ___GC______________
Witnessed By: _______________________________
(By printing and signing any name, phrase or otherwise, regardless of if you
consider it your own, on the lines provided, you are bound by all terms and
conditions present. Whatever is given, considered your own or otherwise, is
symbolic of an agreement to be bound by this contract. No exceptions.)

I would like someone who has friended me to be my witness.

I'll give you a taco for 5 pesos

--segaashoka32x

At 9/27/14 07:12 PM, CiviLies wrote: I would, but @ama sucked mines out.

Ama changed his name back to AMARANTHUS.

To be completely honest, I have no clue what happened. I left for a few hours and come back to two pages of souls. cool

I, ____Dick_______, resident of ____your_mom's_vagina__, do hereby turn over the
ownership of my immortal soul to one Mumbo to be delivered upon my
death. I recognize the irrevocable nature of this contract, and swear that,
prior to this transaction, I had full and unrestricted rights to my soul and
that no prior claim, easement, contract or covenant had been placed on it.
Upon signing this private contract, I agree to the following terms and
conditions:
1) AUTHORITY TO ACT:
My Agent (Mumbo) has full rights and is authorized to act for me,
should I be rendered unable. I give Power of Attorney to my Agent, trusting
that he/she will act in my best interest and carry out my will, should I die
prematurely.
2) AFTERLIFE
In attaching my signature to this document I do not automatically acknowledge
the existence of the human soul. I do, however, recognize that should such an
emanation exist my soul is no longer my property. Should I assert the
existence of an eternal paradise, referred to as heaven, and a realm of the
eternally damned, heretofore referred to as hell, prove to be indubitable I
thoroughly and without exaggeration or hesitation understand and accept that
entrance into either unknown may be hindered to an unknown degree. If some
other hereafter should require said emanation it has been satisfactorily
explained that all interest accumulated during my ownership has been
transferred with my signature.
Sworn and witnessed on this day, ___69___/____69___/____69_____
Full Name: ______Dick__Dickinson______
Signature:_____________8====D__________
Agent Signature: ________(())___
Witnessed By: _________Your__Mother______