http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDWo6m5hbG4
Further proof that the age required to own a gun should be lowered to at most six. Just think if that kid hadn't known where his daddy's gun was!
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8 Year Old Boy Kills Burglar
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Yet most kids his age would end up shooting themselves or their siblings.
A truly prophetic sig...
Am I reading this right: Little boy heroically shoots, mutilates burglar?
He mutilated the burglar?
At 9/8/14 09:50 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: He was laughing really hard and rubbing the blood on himself...and his parents are...proud and bragging about it?.... that's hilarious and stupid...perfect...
Hey, there's nothing wrong with feeling good after a job well done.
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What a brave little kid, hope the parents let him keep his own gun in his room, who knows what could've happened if he hadn't found his dad's gun.
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At 9/8/14 10:01 PM, Shauna wrote:At 9/8/14 09:48 PM, Painbringer wrote: Yet most kids his age would end up shooting themselves or their siblings.Yeah, fucking seriously.
This boy clearly knew what he was doing; he managed to completely separate the man's jaw by shooting at temples and pulling down. A boy with this much expertise can clearly be trusted with a firearm.
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At 9/8/14 10:00 PM, Loki wrote: thank god that's fake, lol.
Why? Why does someone always have to point out a fake?
Seeing all the people who were falling for it made me happy and you fucking ruined it. Are you proud that you proved to a bunch of morons that you know what The Onion is? Congratulations.
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The kid should be arrested.
Unless his life was in danger, there is no reason for him to shoot and kill another human being. When you are in a situation like that, you should call the police and let the court decide his punishments.
At 9/8/14 11:09 PM, i-am-ghey wrote: The kid should be arrested.
Unless his life was in danger, there is no reason for him to shoot and kill another human being. When you are in a situation like that, you should call the police and let the court decide his punishments.
Onion News. Fake.
Imagine how embarrassing it must be to be killed by a kid. You would never be invited to the burglar afterlife parties.
At 9/8/14 09:44 PM, Clonedcrumb wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDWo6m5hbG4
Further proof that the age required to own a gun should be lowered to at most six. Just think if that kid hadn't known where his daddy's gun was!
He put up his hands and surrendered, but the kid knew it was easier to just shoot him!
You're smarter than this NG... Anyway, entertaining video.
At 9/9/14 10:41 AM, Canas wrote: wouldn't it be lovely if there was actually a true, positive news story about gun use? And then all those NRA isolationists and hillbilly sociopaths could finally be like "LOOK GUYS, SEE?! WE DID IT!"
It doesn't need to be a true news story for them to do that, they'll do it anyway.
At 9/9/14 10:06 AM, Monster-64 wrote: if an 8 year old kills then he's a hero
if a cop kills a burglar then fuck the police
Amen
At 9/8/14 09:48 PM, fieldertiger wrote: That is pretty badass for a kid his age. How about the town give him a job at his local police station so that he would go use his father's gun to shoot people whoever did crimes that's against the law.
First of all, like many people've pointed out already, it's fake as hell. Whoever fell for it must've not seen the whole video.
Secondly, yeah let's give an 8th year old a job as a policeman and have him shoot criminals.
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"heroically shoots, mutilates burglar" What the fuck is wrong with them? I get that it's a burglar, but to make it sound like it was a good thing that i was towards a criminal is just ridiculous, he's still a human after all.
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At 9/9/14 01:33 PM, darkjam wrote: "heroically shoots, mutilates burglar" What the fuck is wrong with them? I get that it's a burglar, but to make it sound like it was a good thing that i was towards a criminal is just ridiculous, he's still a human after all.
He saved his family and other families, future victims of this outlaws evildoings. He is a hero, a citizen staying true to his nation's values. If you have problem with that, you are probably what's wrong with today's society.
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Burglor strikes again, and gets killed by a child
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At 9/9/14 02:06 PM, SubparTony wrote: He saved his family and other families, future victims of this outlaws evildoings. He is a hero, a citizen staying true to his nation's values. If you have problem with that, you are probably what's wrong with today's society.
I'm the most anti social person I know. If I'm the problem with society, I clearly need to get more involved with my society.
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
Newgrounds is great when you wanna present a hyperbolic, hypothetical scenario and then watch all the users comment and wax poetic about gun control without realizing it's satire.
the amount of autism in this thread is overwhelming.
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At 9/9/14 06:25 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Most badass 8-year old ever.
Also, that burglar must be feeling really embarrassed right now in the afterlife, knowing he got owned by a little kid.
You do know it's an obviously fake story right?
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