In slow. Glorious. Detail.
if anyone needs a tissue, all I've got is coarse grit sandpaper...enjoy.
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Describe sex with Betty White.
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fuk
She choked before I even put it in her mouth.
At 9/6/14 01:42 AM, Slacker013 wrote: Where does one find a hat like that?
Asia
At 9/6/14 01:51 AM, Slacker013 wrote:At 9/6/14 01:46 AM, TucoM wrote:I am guessing India...At 9/6/14 01:42 AM, Slacker013 wrote: Where does one find a hat like that?Asia
Southeast Asia. My dad brought a bunch of that shit home from there.
Even Charlie wore them.
imagine you take an ol' dirty rusty pair of scissors and just started smashin them against another pair of scissors that are all slimy and salty and stuff and just kinda mashed em together forever or til the old crusty scissors broke apart at the fulcrum
Unlimited poop or salad
....like fucking a giant albino raisin.
If I could go back and time and spend an evening with her in her youth, I totally would. She was a fox.
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What is this, a @Wegra thread? I didn't know anybody but him made threads like this.
Not that I don't appreciate learning more about sex with random people/objects, of course.
At 9/6/14 06:46 PM, Scarface wrote: What is this, a @Wegra thread? I didn't know anybody but him made threads like this.
Not that I don't appreciate learning more about sex with random people/objects, of course.
You know what they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery ;)
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