I'm bored, so choose one, and create a scenario on why the chosen is far superior than the other two.
Oldskies lmao
Dicks, Clits, or Bacon Bits?
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Oldskies lmao
Pricks are clearly superior for they poke and they prod (in all places).
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Clits because they give me the chance to temporarily justify my existence by pleasing another.
Dicks. Whenever I'm stranded in the wilderness, I can always rely on them to keep me full and hydrated.
"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit
Dicks. Because dick jokes are the funniest.
This thread is making me doubt my sexuality and/or food preferences
*sigh*
At 8/27/14 07:59 AM, Amaranthus wrote:At 8/27/14 07:58 AM, Splats wrote: This thread is making me doubt my sexuality and/or food preferencesStop posting Samurai Jack pictures.
S--Samurai jack?
*sigh*
At 8/27/14 08:07 AM, Amaranthus wrote: You heard me.
Heh. Right.
no NO *shudder*
*sigh*
Bacon bits on a clit...Yeah, I went there.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 8/27/14 11:43 AM, Manly-Chicken wrote: Can you make Cobb salads out of clitorises?
If you put the effort in.
Also dicks are far superior to the others - you can do so much more fun stuff with dicks than clits or bacon. You can waggle it around, poke things with it, tuck it between your legs so you look like a pretty pretty lady, use it as a towel rack, whip it out and scare small animals, and use it to put out campfires.
