I used to envy the older guys that used to date the girls from my class and essentialy the girls that I wanted to hang out with, but they were always interested in older guys.
NOW I AM THE OLDER GUY.
but I prefer girls around my age and older so 18-30 and I'm actualy sad about how many teen girls are now interested in me but my own subjects of interest are not. :( I guess that I don't have enought SWAG... or a job. :D (I do have a car tho)
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At 8/12/14 03:33 AM, Voltage wrote: I don't get the problem you propose in your thread, Deshiel.
I feel like the god is shiting on me. I want blondes, he givs me brunetes. I want women, he gives me teens.
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At 8/12/14 03:44 AM, Voltage wrote:At 8/12/14 03:41 AM, Loki wrote: they only like you because you have a car and money.this - and god only gives you what you deserve, you miserable pile of secrets
but im super sonic superstar :(
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At 8/12/14 03:45 AM, Thor wrote: I remember when I was in middle school, a classmate of mine had a boyfriend who drove her to and from school every day, and had facial hair. I never got his age, but she was 13 and he was at least 18 but likely older.
That was fucked up. That fucked me up.
My friend was 15 and she was with a guy that was 36 years old. What added to the controversy was that she had a realy small stature but had large boobs.
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I hope to get targeted by teenage girls some day. 16 is worth 16 the years I say
I'm sick of attracting little girls. I'm working on getting those hot mommas.
So your problem is that horny little teenage girl want you inside them.
Tough life you have there.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 8/12/14 05:14 AM, Radaketor wrote: So your problem is that horny little teenage girl want you inside them.
Tough life you have there.
you are 17.
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At 8/12/14 05:34 AM, Deshiel wrote:At 8/12/14 05:14 AM, Radaketor wrote: So your problem is that horny little teenage girl want you inside them.you are 17.
Tough life you have there.
Your point being?
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
I get them feels, man! Gotta be careful though man, serious jailbait
That sucks I guess. It's true that all straight teen girls are into older guys
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At 8/12/14 03:36 AM, Deshiel wrote:
I feel like the god is shiting on me. I want blondes, he givs me brunetes. I want women, he gives me teens.
Bro send some of those teens my way pls <3
Hahaha dude its total opposite for me. The older women want some love.
At 8/12/14 03:24 PM, InsideMan wrote: Hahaha dude its total opposite for me. The older women want some love.
swap with me dood, atleast for a week. :D
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i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.
Swag sucks and it's an overused word by stupid 13 year old boys.
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"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." -George Santayana
At 8/12/14 03:32 PM, Lich wrote: The general rule is that anyone to the formua of ('Your Age/2 +7) years old is the minimum acceptable age.
With 21/2 +7 = 17.5, I think you are in the clear.
I'm getting 22 pretty soon & my latest encounters where I had to rehash my mastery of gently turning down gurls were with girls that were 14 & 15.
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At 8/12/14 03:25 PM, Deshiel wrote:At 8/12/14 03:24 PM, InsideMan wrote: Hahaha dude its total opposite for me. The older women want some love.swap with me dood, atleast for a week. :D
no thanx dude lol. the oldest was like 49 but damn she look good for her age.
At 8/12/14 03:36 PM, InsideMan wrote:At 8/12/14 03:25 PM, Deshiel wrote:no thanx dude lol. the oldest was like 49 but damn she look good for her age.At 8/12/14 03:24 PM, InsideMan wrote: Hahaha dude its total opposite for me. The older women want some love.swap with me dood, atleast for a week. :D
How old are you?
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At 8/12/14 03:32 PM, Lich wrote: The general rule is that anyone to the formua of ('Your Age/2 +7) years old is the minimum acceptable age.
With 21/2 +7 = 17.5, I think you are in the clear.
Nah dude. Once they're 18, fair game. If they're both adults it shouldn't matter. Really no one else's business I think.
Plus many of the girls that are interested in me are over 18 but outside of that formula. Should I just not bother since some arbitrary formula says otherwise? Hell no.
I mean hell if people want to hate on Hugh Heffner for his mad conquests even at his age, they're just jealous really. They wish they were him. Congrats if you're that old and still have so many girls wanting to be with you, I say.
Also such a formula is assuming everyone ages the same and they don't. I look better than guys who are 10 years younger than me, have more stamina, have more knowledge, skills, and everything else, so why should I turn down girls who prefer me over those guys? Answer is I shouldn't.
Good genes deserve to win. So funny when people younger than me complain about their lack of abilities in some area and attribute it to their being "too old" when I'm older than they are and have no such lack of abilities. So I'm literally better than them.
At 8/12/14 03:27 PM, Peglay wrote: i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
I got 99 bitches and ain't a problem with one.
i actually know what the OP is talking about. Girls my age are not interested in me for the most part, however girls who are a lot younger are and its annoying as hell. and still at 18 girls date either retards my age or guys who are like 5-15 years older.
Look on the bright side. You can do any age.
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
At 8/12/14 05:13 PM, Cronizone wrote:
I really don't think you're 21 or whom you are in your picture.
You don't type like your age (and your problem is you want women but Newgrounds can't help you with that)
You just seem like a teenage boy who doesn't get girls at all. You're another DragonBallDavid.
You are right. I tricked everyone into believing that I'm 21, especialy my own mother.
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At 8/12/14 05:19 PM, Cronizone wrote:At 8/12/14 05:16 PM, Deshiel wrote:Well you handled your re-action by not being a dick but just being sarcastic so I kind of believe you aren't a teenager now.At 8/12/14 05:13 PM, Cronizone wrote:I really don't think you're 21 or whom you are in your picture.You are right. I tricked everyone into believing that I'm 21, especialy my own mother.
You don't type like your age (and your problem is you want women but Newgrounds can't help you with that)
You just seem like a teenage boy who doesn't get girls at all. You're another DragonBallDavid.
But still, if all you can get is teenage women then i'd turn them down easily. My friend's (friend) got arrested for having sex with a 17 year old and she lied to the cops saying he raped her. Not saying you're going to have sexual relations with teenage women (because that's weird) just stay safe out there.
And if things aren't going your way then chin up. I honestly gave up on women. I don't like men or women, i'm asexual (or wish I was) but yeah, thank's for not being a dick back. Over-all that was a test :P
Me passing throught your test is just some big luck on my part, because I love being childish. Why? Because when I was younger I tried to act like an educated adult gentleman. Ya know what, it sucks. You think that trying to act like an adult is the right thing to do, but in fact it pisses everyone off and the actual adults are laughing thier ass of at your attempt to interpret them. There's no such thing as an "adult" there are only grown up men with responsibilities. If somebody acts like an adult and is an adult, then he pretty much had no childhood.
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I prefer girls that are my age .
So 18 to 30 ... XD WTF
I don't think you have an age preference at this point . You just want a girl above 18
At 8/12/14 05:40 AM, Radaketor wrote:At 8/12/14 05:34 AM, Deshiel wrote:Your point being?At 8/12/14 05:14 AM, Radaketor wrote: So your problem is that horny little teenage girl want you inside them.you are 17.
Tough life you have there.
i agree. who gives a fuck if he is 17. he makes a solid point
lel
At 8/12/14 04:16 PM, CiviLies wrote:At 8/12/14 03:27 PM, Peglay wrote: i got 99 problems but a bitch aint oneI got 99 bitches and ain't a problem with one.
I got 99 bitches
At 8/12/14 05:49 PM, DjGubkafish wrote: I prefer girls that are my age .
So 18 to 30 ... XD WTF
I don't think you have an age preference at this point . You just want a girl above 18
Yeah thats true. I just felt that I should give my pref age some end number. My former collegue that I liked realy much was 30.
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